~Chapter two, Drunk Pharaoh, Insult master Rouge and Boy white mage...o.o~
Noa: *Cracks knuckles* Prepare to Face the wrath of a pure blooded Kaiba ^^
Seto:...o.ô....sure.. Just like in your virtual world.. e.e
Noa: *hiss* Just start... *Clears throat* You two are standing on the crossroads of the south, One path leads to the Small village of Natu, And the other leads towards a Dark forbidding forest...where do you go?
Mokuba: VILLAGE! O_O;
Seto: *Growls* Agreed, there's probably a tavern in town anyway..e.e
Noa: *Rolls eyes* yes you'd need it..e_e;...or is it mostly for the Street walkers Seto..?
Seto:....shut up..
Mokuba: *Blinks innocently*..o_o..um.. I start walking down the path towards Natu...?
Noa: *Grins* look Kaiba, Mokuba knows what to do..
Seto: *Growls* I follow e_e
Noa: Suddenly, A Half elf, White haired thief Jumps from the bush, And demands
Bakura's voice: YOUR GP OR YOUR HP~ ..............*scribbling heard* Genius, pure genius.... ^^
Mokuba:.. o_o.. um...was that...?
Seto: Bakura's bitch spirit thing?
Bakura's voie: HEY!
Noa:.. *snickers* yes.. *Clears the table, reviealing monster world holo- gram field.* *points at bakura like figure*...look framiliar?
Bakura: *grins insanely*
Seto:.. *Raises eyebrow* you turned yourself into a doll?....why...
Bakura: Cause I get to slaughter things.. *Cackles*
Noa: e.e...spirits are so easy to please....
Seto:..right..
Noa: *Puts Vurtual reality helmet on seto* its so much easier this way..
Seto: o_____o;...
Noa: *Puts one on mokuba* now what you were doing....wasn't very exciting...
Seto:...oh god no..
Noa:.......enjoy your random encounter...*Cackles*
Bakura's voice:......oh joy..-_-...I don't get to kill them.....
Random encounter effets: *GO*
~Cheesy flash effect~
(A/n: ARGH! I'M BLINNNDDEEDDD @_@ *Runs around like chicken with its head cut off* )
Bakura:...WTF?!
Mokuba: O_O ...why meeee *Standing in front of Big, smelly, not to mention badly dressed, club wielding Ogre*
Seto: O_O....holy—
Bakura: *points at mokuba* not infront of the kid....
Seto:.... Crap...-_-;...(Thought:...so smooth..)
Mokuba:.. O_O....um um um...
Noa:..attack moki-kun...
Mokuba:.. um um.. *Reaches into bag of holding, Pulls out Stone flute...(A/n:...big ass stone with a hole in it.. n_n)* HAVE AT YOU! *swings at oger's knee*
Ogre: *Attempts to dodge* *SHHHHHMAAAAAACK* O____________________________O ........*High pitched squeaky voice* oh dear lord......*Falls over*
Seto: O_O
Bakura:...*Winces*.......poor guy.. O_o;;;...
Seto: O____O...way to go mokuba..
Mokuba:...^^ Gee thanks guys but I suggest... O_O RUN LIKE THE DOGS WERE CHASING YOU! *Runs like hell*
Seto: o.o?
Ogre:.. *Starts standing up*
Bakura: O_O HOLYFORKMONKIES!....*Follows moki*
Seto:.................*Reaches into his bag of holding, pulls out bagpipes*....*Insane grin*
Ogre: O_O *Still in squeaky voice* HOLYSHIT! *Runs like hell*
Seto: *Cackles*
Noa:....hired help...so...so hard to find.. e.e
Seto: *Runs off after mokuba* YOU TOUCH HIM AND YOU DIE BITCH-SPIRIT!
~Natu~
Mokuba: *Clinging to Bakrua* o-o i....feel so vile..
Bakura:... you should I don't care if you ARE the little brother of Seto, that was -LOW- man..
Mokuba: x.o I can't hit anything high uppp...
Bakura:..e.e jump skill? *Prys mokuba off*..
Mokuba:..o_o..*Jumps*......ooooohhhh.. o_______o; sorry
Bakura: *Shakes head slightly, thwacked with an accordian* X_0 ow!
Seto: I SAID PAWS OFF MY LITTLE BROTHER!
Bakura: e.e;..says you elf.. *Grabs seto's ears*
Seto: O_o
Bakura: *Grins, tweeks the ears* tweeky tweeky...
Seto: OW~! Don't do that! *Slap*
Bakura:.. x_o...did you just bitch slap me?
Seto:............er.... O_o..no..
Bakura:...x_e..... *Kicks*
Seto: O_________O..oh god.. *Falls over*
Mokuba:...o-o..that was lowwww...
Bakura:...*Smirks* I'm a thief I have no low I won't sink too...OOOO...^^ Pretty flowers *Skips off*
Mokuba: o.o....
Noa:..perhaps...those happy pills were a tad too strong..
Seto: *Groans, high squeaky voice* you think...!? X.O
Mokuba: o_____o...*looks around*...heyyy..that place looks enjoyable...lookit all the laughing people *points at drunks outside a tavern*
Seto: THANK YOU LORD! *Crawls into the tavern*
Mokuba: *About to follow*
Noa: Iiiii wouldn't go in there moki...
Mokuba: o_o why?
Noa: They sell evil things in there...
Mokuba:...oh...okay.. o_o...umm.......*Stands there...looking kawaii?*
Random girls passing: AWWW *Pinch his cheeks* whutacutelittleboy! ^^
Mokuba: x_o;..umm..
~Tavern~
Noa:...seto you've entered the Dancing Cobra, the most popular tavern in Natu, its always filled with drunks and lovely waitresses.....lucky bastard...
Seto: heh.. *looks around*...o___o..
Noa: you spy a pretty white haired girl at the bar stool, being hit on by a framiliar character....
Yami: *hic* heeeeyyyy..pretty...
Seto: O_________o; YAMI!?
White haired girl: O_________O
Yami: *Hic* you.. *Hic* Come here oftennn? ^^
White haired girl:..I'm guna slap you man bitch if you lay a-- ....................*Slap* GET THE FORK AWAY FROM ME!
Yami: *hic* comeon...*hic*...Geo-...georgious.. ^_~... whats. *hic*...a girl like you—
White haired girl: I'M A GUY! O_O; YAMI SERIOUSLY YOU ARE SUCH A LIGHT WIEGHT! YOU BEARLY HAD ONE BEER!
Yami: *hic* ...realy?..you...*Hic*...look like a girl.. *Squints eyes*
Seto:......care for some help ryou..e.e?
Ryou: THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE STILL SOBER! *Turns to seto* Seto, you've gotta help me! He';s been hitting on me for an hour!
Seto:....o_o..dear god...
Ryou: ;-; I KNOW! And he's been trying to mole--
Yami: *Taps Ryou*
Ryou: WHAT!?
Yami: ^^ *Sssssssssssssssssmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!*
Ryou: O_________________________________________________O *Slap*
Yami: x.x *Falls off bar stool*
Seto: O_o.........so wrong...
Ryou: MY MOUTH! ITS BURNING LIKE THE SEVEN HELLS! *Runs outside, trips over white robes and lands in flowers*...x.x..
Bakura:..o_o..hello hikari...
Ryou: buurrnninnggg... @_@;
Noa:............that was so wrong..
Seto: What your not controlling them!?
Noa: Nope...
Seto:...*Grumbles* wonderful...and.. DAMNIT that means they're on my party aren't they...? -_-
Noa: ^^ Yep...
Seto:.....*dripping in sarcasim* thanks a lot..
Noa: ANYTHING to torture my step brother.....
Yami: *Stumbles out of the bar* x____x...Ra....my......head...
Seto:...()...welcome back to the world of the sober baka..
Yami: x.o hey I rese-...rese-...represent that remark!
Seto:.......*Stiffles laughter*
Bakura: *pats ryou on the back*.. - - there there..
Ryou: *Rocking back and forth* *Rubbing mouth viggerously* dirty.,.dirty..dirty!
Seto:.. -_-..could this get anyworse...
Rain: *Starts falling*
Seto:..................DAMNIT NOA!
Noa: ^^ *cackles* I suggest going to the inn down the street you fool...
Seto: *Grumbles*..Come on...Mokuba?..*looks around*
Mokuba: *surrounded by beautiful girls who are pinching his cheeks* *Whines* ONISAMA!!!! ;-;
Bakura & Yami:..o_o..lucky (*hic*) Kid...o______________o;
Seto:.. O_o GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM! *waves accordion threateningly and swats away the pretty girls*
Mokuba: *Clings to seto* O_; don'tletthempinchmeee...
Seto: *pat pat* o_o;
Noa:.....this is getting boring again...
All: .......crapola...
Random encounter effects: *GO*
~Cheesy flash effects........~
!$^ Chapter Fin ^$!
Sarah: @_@ I'M BLIND AGAIIIIIIIIIN *Runs around like chicken with head still on but like it was being chased by a hyper 3 year old*
Noa:.....you didn't put me in much.. e.e
Sarah: *stops screaming,* I know.. I haven't decided who you should be speaking through yet..so.. Your voice was the best I could think of.. @_@'
Noa:.....e.e... *Waves shiney watch infront of sarah* you will make the next chapter have more of me...the almighty noa in ittt...
Sarah: @_@ I will steal your shiney...
Noa: eh?
Sarah: HAHA! *Steals the button from noa's shirt and runs off giggling*...
Noa:... *Shouts after* THAT HAD BETTER BE A YES! *Turns to readers* okay folks.... You've seen what they can do by themselves....but I need ideas for situations to stick them in...*Smirks*.......you could help me...and perhaps I'll stop spying on all you ladies when you bathe or change ala government satalites....
Sarah: *From distance* I KNEW IT! 0_0
Noa: e.e.........so........ Read and review girls.. *Grins* or I may stop by later...
All: O_O....Noa...shame..
Noa:..e.e idiots.. To steal they're bodys...
Sarah: O_o; you want a girl's body!?
Noa: O_o.......if there are any guys.......
Sarah:.oooohhhh..
Noa:.. () Baka..
Sarah:..no..that's Baka SHOJOU-SAMA to you. ^^
Noa:.........()...same difference...
Sarah: ...^^ do as the freakeh green haired kaiba says folks... o-o..i want him to stop hacking into the pentagon from my computerrr T_T
Noa: *cackles*
~You can see that button..i know you can.........so press it and review!~
Noa: *Cracks knuckles* Prepare to Face the wrath of a pure blooded Kaiba ^^
Seto:...o.ô....sure.. Just like in your virtual world.. e.e
Noa: *hiss* Just start... *Clears throat* You two are standing on the crossroads of the south, One path leads to the Small village of Natu, And the other leads towards a Dark forbidding forest...where do you go?
Mokuba: VILLAGE! O_O;
Seto: *Growls* Agreed, there's probably a tavern in town anyway..e.e
Noa: *Rolls eyes* yes you'd need it..e_e;...or is it mostly for the Street walkers Seto..?
Seto:....shut up..
Mokuba: *Blinks innocently*..o_o..um.. I start walking down the path towards Natu...?
Noa: *Grins* look Kaiba, Mokuba knows what to do..
Seto: *Growls* I follow e_e
Noa: Suddenly, A Half elf, White haired thief Jumps from the bush, And demands
Bakura's voice: YOUR GP OR YOUR HP~ ..............*scribbling heard* Genius, pure genius.... ^^
Mokuba:.. o_o.. um...was that...?
Seto: Bakura's bitch spirit thing?
Bakura's voie: HEY!
Noa:.. *snickers* yes.. *Clears the table, reviealing monster world holo- gram field.* *points at bakura like figure*...look framiliar?
Bakura: *grins insanely*
Seto:.. *Raises eyebrow* you turned yourself into a doll?....why...
Bakura: Cause I get to slaughter things.. *Cackles*
Noa: e.e...spirits are so easy to please....
Seto:..right..
Noa: *Puts Vurtual reality helmet on seto* its so much easier this way..
Seto: o_____o;...
Noa: *Puts one on mokuba* now what you were doing....wasn't very exciting...
Seto:...oh god no..
Noa:.......enjoy your random encounter...*Cackles*
Bakura's voice:......oh joy..-_-...I don't get to kill them.....
Random encounter effets: *GO*
~Cheesy flash effect~
(A/n: ARGH! I'M BLINNNDDEEDDD @_@ *Runs around like chicken with its head cut off* )
Bakura:...WTF?!
Mokuba: O_O ...why meeee *Standing in front of Big, smelly, not to mention badly dressed, club wielding Ogre*
Seto: O_O....holy—
Bakura: *points at mokuba* not infront of the kid....
Seto:.... Crap...-_-;...(Thought:...so smooth..)
Mokuba:.. O_O....um um um...
Noa:..attack moki-kun...
Mokuba:.. um um.. *Reaches into bag of holding, Pulls out Stone flute...(A/n:...big ass stone with a hole in it.. n_n)* HAVE AT YOU! *swings at oger's knee*
Ogre: *Attempts to dodge* *SHHHHHMAAAAAACK* O____________________________O ........*High pitched squeaky voice* oh dear lord......*Falls over*
Seto: O_O
Bakura:...*Winces*.......poor guy.. O_o;;;...
Seto: O____O...way to go mokuba..
Mokuba:...^^ Gee thanks guys but I suggest... O_O RUN LIKE THE DOGS WERE CHASING YOU! *Runs like hell*
Seto: o.o?
Ogre:.. *Starts standing up*
Bakura: O_O HOLYFORKMONKIES!....*Follows moki*
Seto:.................*Reaches into his bag of holding, pulls out bagpipes*....*Insane grin*
Ogre: O_O *Still in squeaky voice* HOLYSHIT! *Runs like hell*
Seto: *Cackles*
Noa:....hired help...so...so hard to find.. e.e
Seto: *Runs off after mokuba* YOU TOUCH HIM AND YOU DIE BITCH-SPIRIT!
~Natu~
Mokuba: *Clinging to Bakrua* o-o i....feel so vile..
Bakura:... you should I don't care if you ARE the little brother of Seto, that was -LOW- man..
Mokuba: x.o I can't hit anything high uppp...
Bakura:..e.e jump skill? *Prys mokuba off*..
Mokuba:..o_o..*Jumps*......ooooohhhh.. o_______o; sorry
Bakura: *Shakes head slightly, thwacked with an accordian* X_0 ow!
Seto: I SAID PAWS OFF MY LITTLE BROTHER!
Bakura: e.e;..says you elf.. *Grabs seto's ears*
Seto: O_o
Bakura: *Grins, tweeks the ears* tweeky tweeky...
Seto: OW~! Don't do that! *Slap*
Bakura:.. x_o...did you just bitch slap me?
Seto:............er.... O_o..no..
Bakura:...x_e..... *Kicks*
Seto: O_________O..oh god.. *Falls over*
Mokuba:...o-o..that was lowwww...
Bakura:...*Smirks* I'm a thief I have no low I won't sink too...OOOO...^^ Pretty flowers *Skips off*
Mokuba: o.o....
Noa:..perhaps...those happy pills were a tad too strong..
Seto: *Groans, high squeaky voice* you think...!? X.O
Mokuba: o_____o...*looks around*...heyyy..that place looks enjoyable...lookit all the laughing people *points at drunks outside a tavern*
Seto: THANK YOU LORD! *Crawls into the tavern*
Mokuba: *About to follow*
Noa: Iiiii wouldn't go in there moki...
Mokuba: o_o why?
Noa: They sell evil things in there...
Mokuba:...oh...okay.. o_o...umm.......*Stands there...looking kawaii?*
Random girls passing: AWWW *Pinch his cheeks* whutacutelittleboy! ^^
Mokuba: x_o;..umm..
~Tavern~
Noa:...seto you've entered the Dancing Cobra, the most popular tavern in Natu, its always filled with drunks and lovely waitresses.....lucky bastard...
Seto: heh.. *looks around*...o___o..
Noa: you spy a pretty white haired girl at the bar stool, being hit on by a framiliar character....
Yami: *hic* heeeeyyyy..pretty...
Seto: O_________o; YAMI!?
White haired girl: O_________O
Yami: *Hic* you.. *Hic* Come here oftennn? ^^
White haired girl:..I'm guna slap you man bitch if you lay a-- ....................*Slap* GET THE FORK AWAY FROM ME!
Yami: *hic* comeon...*hic*...Geo-...georgious.. ^_~... whats. *hic*...a girl like you—
White haired girl: I'M A GUY! O_O; YAMI SERIOUSLY YOU ARE SUCH A LIGHT WIEGHT! YOU BEARLY HAD ONE BEER!
Yami: *hic* ...realy?..you...*Hic*...look like a girl.. *Squints eyes*
Seto:......care for some help ryou..e.e?
Ryou: THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE STILL SOBER! *Turns to seto* Seto, you've gotta help me! He';s been hitting on me for an hour!
Seto:....o_o..dear god...
Ryou: ;-; I KNOW! And he's been trying to mole--
Yami: *Taps Ryou*
Ryou: WHAT!?
Yami: ^^ *Sssssssssssssssssmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!*
Ryou: O_________________________________________________O *Slap*
Yami: x.x *Falls off bar stool*
Seto: O_o.........so wrong...
Ryou: MY MOUTH! ITS BURNING LIKE THE SEVEN HELLS! *Runs outside, trips over white robes and lands in flowers*...x.x..
Bakura:..o_o..hello hikari...
Ryou: buurrnninnggg... @_@;
Noa:............that was so wrong..
Seto: What your not controlling them!?
Noa: Nope...
Seto:...*Grumbles* wonderful...and.. DAMNIT that means they're on my party aren't they...? -_-
Noa: ^^ Yep...
Seto:.....*dripping in sarcasim* thanks a lot..
Noa: ANYTHING to torture my step brother.....
Yami: *Stumbles out of the bar* x____x...Ra....my......head...
Seto:...()...welcome back to the world of the sober baka..
Yami: x.o hey I rese-...rese-...represent that remark!
Seto:.......*Stiffles laughter*
Bakura: *pats ryou on the back*.. - - there there..
Ryou: *Rocking back and forth* *Rubbing mouth viggerously* dirty.,.dirty..dirty!
Seto:.. -_-..could this get anyworse...
Rain: *Starts falling*
Seto:..................DAMNIT NOA!
Noa: ^^ *cackles* I suggest going to the inn down the street you fool...
Seto: *Grumbles*..Come on...Mokuba?..*looks around*
Mokuba: *surrounded by beautiful girls who are pinching his cheeks* *Whines* ONISAMA!!!! ;-;
Bakura & Yami:..o_o..lucky (*hic*) Kid...o______________o;
Seto:.. O_o GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM! *waves accordion threateningly and swats away the pretty girls*
Mokuba: *Clings to seto* O_; don'tletthempinchmeee...
Seto: *pat pat* o_o;
Noa:.....this is getting boring again...
All: .......crapola...
Random encounter effects: *GO*
~Cheesy flash effects........~
!$^ Chapter Fin ^$!
Sarah: @_@ I'M BLIND AGAIIIIIIIIIN *Runs around like chicken with head still on but like it was being chased by a hyper 3 year old*
Noa:.....you didn't put me in much.. e.e
Sarah: *stops screaming,* I know.. I haven't decided who you should be speaking through yet..so.. Your voice was the best I could think of.. @_@'
Noa:.....e.e... *Waves shiney watch infront of sarah* you will make the next chapter have more of me...the almighty noa in ittt...
Sarah: @_@ I will steal your shiney...
Noa: eh?
Sarah: HAHA! *Steals the button from noa's shirt and runs off giggling*...
Noa:... *Shouts after* THAT HAD BETTER BE A YES! *Turns to readers* okay folks.... You've seen what they can do by themselves....but I need ideas for situations to stick them in...*Smirks*.......you could help me...and perhaps I'll stop spying on all you ladies when you bathe or change ala government satalites....
Sarah: *From distance* I KNEW IT! 0_0
Noa: e.e.........so........ Read and review girls.. *Grins* or I may stop by later...
All: O_O....Noa...shame..
Noa:..e.e idiots.. To steal they're bodys...
Sarah: O_o; you want a girl's body!?
Noa: O_o.......if there are any guys.......
Sarah:.oooohhhh..
Noa:.. () Baka..
Sarah:..no..that's Baka SHOJOU-SAMA to you. ^^
Noa:.........()...same difference...
Sarah: ...^^ do as the freakeh green haired kaiba says folks... o-o..i want him to stop hacking into the pentagon from my computerrr T_T
Noa: *cackles*
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