SPOILER!
Greg: You're hardly into this and already writing a spoiler?
… Yes.
Greg: Why not give away the ending?!
Good idea.
Greg: What?! You are?
No…
Greg: Okay… good.
Why do you care?
Greg: Because you're using my boxers as bribery for reviews!
Am not!
Greg: Are too!
Not!
Greg: Too!
*hides freebies* No…
Greg: *eyebrow*
*cough* *fidget*
Greg: *stare*
*melt in fear* Uh… *squeek* Here's the spoiler!
Greg: Why I oughtta…
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He closed his eyes, leaning his pounding head against the headrest as they squeeled around a sharp corner, horns blaring. The lights flashed against his eyelids; blue, red, blue, red, blue, red… black.
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*wrestling* No! My preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssessssssssss!!!!!!!
Greg: My boxers!
Hope you like the spoiler! Sorry about my delay! I was working on an account over at www.adultfanfiction.net! 'Tis great fun! Nice GREG/GRISSOM slash!
Greg: *deadpans*
*retrieves boxers* *locks self in room with computer and raided booty* Yarr…
Greg: Open up, you pervert!
^ ^ You honor me!