Chapter One: History of Magic
Sirius: Doesn't Binns shut up?
Remus: No, I don't think so.
Sirius: What d'you think, James?
Remus: James???
*Sirius pokes James in the back*
James: What?
Sirius: Forgive me for interrupting your daydream about Miss Evans.
James: What daydream about Evans?
Remus: Don't you mean Mrs. James Potter?
*Sirius and Remus snicker. James gives them the evil eye.*
James: For your information, I was not daydreaming about Evans. I was just wondering.
Sirius: 'Bout what?
James: Never you worry your little mind.
Sirius: *looks very offended* Hey, my mind isn't little.
James: Says who?
Remus: Break it up, you two. James, if Sirius has a little mind then you have one too. But I, on the other hand have a very large-
James: Shut up.
Sirius: Deflate your overlarge head.
James: Or else *points an accusing finger at him*
Remus: Look who's talking.
Sirius: *chokes on the Drooble's gum he was chewing* Us?
James: *flashes an innocent smile* What did we do?
Remus: Don't give me that innocent look. You are not innocent.
Sirius: But we are, aren't we, Jamsie?
Sirius: Jamsie?
James: Uh… Yeah, what he said.
Remus: And what did he say?
James: He said… um…
Sirius: No stalking.
James: That Prongs and Padfoot rule the world?
Remus: *sticks out tongue at Sirius* And you say I need to deflate.
Sirius: You're wrong Jamsie. I said that we are innocent. The fact that we rule the world is already well known.
Remus: *shakes his head*
Sirius: But we do! *sneaks a glance at James, who looks at Lily Evans* And then he says that he doesn't daydream about her. Liar! *gives James a painful poke in the shoulder*
James: Yes, Annoy Boy?
Sirius: *flashes James an evil grin* I've got proof that you've been daydreaming about Lily.
James: And it is…?
Sirius: I call Remus J. Lupin to the witness stand.
Remus: I witnessed you looking at Lily Chrysanthemum Evans with a dreamy look.
James: Traitor!
Remus: Fine, exclude the dreamy look!
James: But I wasn't looking at her!
*The bell rings*
James looked ready to kill, while Sirius was whistling with a satisfied look on his face. Remus had to go, as he had prefect duties.
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