Chapter Two: Transfiguration
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Sirius: *yawns* This is so boring, it's not like we don't already know all of this.
James: Yeah, we know everything McGonagall teaches. It's not like we aren't illegal Animagi or something.
Remus: Does it hurt you to pay attention in class?
Sirius: Indeed it does, Moony.
*James looks at Lily, dreamily*
Remus: Earth to James, Earth to James.
Sirius: What's that?
Remus: Muggle talk.
Sirius: Oh. *waves hand in front of James' face*
Sirius: O.k. We've got to be a bit violent now. *grins* Not a problem. *pokes James hard in the back*
Remus: *looks very worried* Doesn't seem to be working.
Sirius: *grins* I'll have to hurt him.
Remus: Stop it. McGonagall's looking at us.
*McGonagall eyes Sirius and Remus suspiciously*
Sirius: *pokes James very hard in the back. James (finally) wakes up from his daydream* Now may I ask why do you daydream about Lily and not about me?
James: I do not daydream about Evans!
Sirius: Like I'd believe you.
James: Stop writing and listen to McGonagall. She's talking about people that transform into dogs.
Sirius: *gives James a grin* Goody!
*Sirius listens intently to McGonagall, who was talking about the dangers of becoming an Animagi*
Sirius: *takes out his Drooble's gum from History of Magic and throws it at James' hair* Liar!
James: I hate you. If I do not get detention (and beat your detention count: 1056 detentions) I will never forgive you.
Sirius: No! You will not beat my count!
*McGonagall walks over to James, and gives him detention*
Sirius: Not fair! Why didn't you tell her that I put that Drooble's gum in your hair?
James: Duh. To have a higher detention count.
*the bell rings*
James looks happy with himself, Sirius scowls, and Remus stares outside, remembering that full moon is not far away.
A/N: I know this chapter was horrible, but the next chapter will be much more interesting. Potions, with three guest stars!