"And now, a speech from our Valedictorian, Claudia Kishi!" The principal said, introducing Claudia.
There was not a big round of applause. Enthusiastic claps from the babysitters, all sitting together, and bored applause from her parents. Janine sat there, filing her nails, while the graduates and their parents just talked and giggled about Claud's weight. She began her speech.
"Four score and seven years ago, if I knew I was going to be the class of 2000's valedictorian, aw, I'll just cut the shit. I like being the best, yada yada yada, today I was going to come up and give a speech, but now, I have decided not to. Because I have been betrayed! This is not unusual for many people here, because that is what middle school is all about, right? Right! Only, I have been betrayed and backstabbed by my best friend, Stacey McGill!"
Claudia waited for a surprised gasp, but didn't receive one. So she continued.
"She stole my boyfriend, from right under my nose! They went behind my back, but Charlie! Oh Charlie, I forgive you! You were lured into Stacey's trap, but Stacey. Ever since I saw the two of you getting it on at the movies, my life hasn't been the same! So, my parting words to the class of 2000? Goodbye, Stacey, Goodbye!"
Claudia pulled "Claudia Jr" out of her sleeve, and hurled it with calculated mathematical aim at Stacey's right side of her face, the only one that was facing Claudia. (Seeing that the other was interlocked with Charlie's tongue.) The knife was meant to kill Stacey, but the wind threw it off a little. Instead, it hit her cheek. But, the knife was scalding, because Claudia's underarms get pretty sweaty when she's outside in the heat. But it did leave the whole right side of her face burned, with a horrible disfigurement.
The only person who noticed, or really cared, was Charlie.
"Stacey, you're so ugly! What happened to your face?" He pulled back, disgusted by her burn.
"Ch-Charlie! I don't know, but you still love me, right?" She asked him.
"Ew! No way! You're ugly!" He was grossed out and sat back in his seat, arms folded. He and Stacey were through!
"But Charlie, you have to! What happened to getting married after I graduate? We have to, I'm pregnant!" She started to sob hysterically.
"Well, you'll just be pregnant and alone, then! Screw our wedding, screw my kids! We are through, Stacey!"
Now both of them were screaming, and the whole auditorium was looking at them. Claudia sat back and watched the show. Her plan was working!
"Too late, Charlie," Stacey said, "Because I already screwed you! Now, I'm screwed! I hate you!" She stomped out of the room, crying.
On a normal basis, Claudia wouldn't have followed Stacey. But now, she could feel part 2 of her plan coming into affect. She ran to the bathroom.
There was not a big round of applause. Enthusiastic claps from the babysitters, all sitting together, and bored applause from her parents. Janine sat there, filing her nails, while the graduates and their parents just talked and giggled about Claud's weight. She began her speech.
"Four score and seven years ago, if I knew I was going to be the class of 2000's valedictorian, aw, I'll just cut the shit. I like being the best, yada yada yada, today I was going to come up and give a speech, but now, I have decided not to. Because I have been betrayed! This is not unusual for many people here, because that is what middle school is all about, right? Right! Only, I have been betrayed and backstabbed by my best friend, Stacey McGill!"
Claudia waited for a surprised gasp, but didn't receive one. So she continued.
"She stole my boyfriend, from right under my nose! They went behind my back, but Charlie! Oh Charlie, I forgive you! You were lured into Stacey's trap, but Stacey. Ever since I saw the two of you getting it on at the movies, my life hasn't been the same! So, my parting words to the class of 2000? Goodbye, Stacey, Goodbye!"
Claudia pulled "Claudia Jr" out of her sleeve, and hurled it with calculated mathematical aim at Stacey's right side of her face, the only one that was facing Claudia. (Seeing that the other was interlocked with Charlie's tongue.) The knife was meant to kill Stacey, but the wind threw it off a little. Instead, it hit her cheek. But, the knife was scalding, because Claudia's underarms get pretty sweaty when she's outside in the heat. But it did leave the whole right side of her face burned, with a horrible disfigurement.
The only person who noticed, or really cared, was Charlie.
"Stacey, you're so ugly! What happened to your face?" He pulled back, disgusted by her burn.
"Ch-Charlie! I don't know, but you still love me, right?" She asked him.
"Ew! No way! You're ugly!" He was grossed out and sat back in his seat, arms folded. He and Stacey were through!
"But Charlie, you have to! What happened to getting married after I graduate? We have to, I'm pregnant!" She started to sob hysterically.
"Well, you'll just be pregnant and alone, then! Screw our wedding, screw my kids! We are through, Stacey!"
Now both of them were screaming, and the whole auditorium was looking at them. Claudia sat back and watched the show. Her plan was working!
"Too late, Charlie," Stacey said, "Because I already screwed you! Now, I'm screwed! I hate you!" She stomped out of the room, crying.
On a normal basis, Claudia wouldn't have followed Stacey. But now, she could feel part 2 of her plan coming into affect. She ran to the bathroom.