Chapter Five: Muggle Studies

or Sirius and James's Muggle Terms Pronunciation Guide

A/N: Just a few words.
1. I found out that there's a story named Note Passers, similar to this story The Note Passers. Both are note-passing fics. Both are when the Marauders were at Hogwarts. Do not get confused. This story is The Note Passers, not Note Passers.
2. A few notes to my wonderful, wonderful, wonderful reviewers.
MrS-SiRiUs-BlAcK: Congrats for changing your penname. This one is cooler.
Luna Quibbler: I hoped it would be funny.
Star06: Here you go, more, just like you wanted.
thatslife: You really like Tornado Timmy? I'm flattered. And before you send vampires after my blood, read this chapter.

And now, a new boring chapter *mutters to self* I have got to make them more interesting.

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Remus: What are you two doing?

Sirius: Well, James is admiring his photo of Lily, and I'm writing a book.

Remus: You're writing a book???

Sirius: *proudly* Yep. I called it; Why Me? The miserable tale of an innocent boy.

Remus: Now it all makes sense. Now do try to get James' attention. I want to ask him something

Sirius: No prob, *pokes James in the back, and flashes a piece of parchment in his face* Hey, Lily's number one fan, wake up!

James: *looks up from a photo of a red head with green eyes* I am not Evans' number one fan.

Sirius: Then why did I find a whole box of photos of just her? A whole lot of them looked like they were taken from inside a closet. How did you sneak into the girl's dorms, and hide in a closet to take pictures of Lily?

James: Easy. I temporarily switched bodies with that first year groupie. You see, as long as you're in a girl's body you can go in the dorms. Then I hid inside a closet and opened it just a crack, so I could take photos of her

Sirius: So you admit taking photos of her?

James: *looks worried* I did? I didn't mean to. Don't tell her, please. *gives him a pleading look*.

Sirius: I'll try.

Remus: Now if you two can please finish your interesting conversation about how to take photos of Lily, can I ask you something?

Sirius: Go on. I'm listening.

Remus: Well, how much Muggle Studies did you learn this year?

James: *shoots him a puzzled look* Well... Um...

Sirius: *pouts* That's all? No questions about photo boxes? Damn...

Remus: I repeat, how much things in Muggle Studies did you learn this year?

James: Well, I remember that lesson about flight bulbs. You know, those little candles that are in some weird clear ball?

Sirius: And I remember when Professor Quinn told us about motor-tykes. I forgot what they do, though.

James: *excitedly* And that time when Quinn told us about those Telling Visions. Those little boxes that tell all sorts of prophecies.

Sirius: *smiles* And remember when Quinn told us about Flair-Planes. Those flying bell bottom factories.

James: And those shopping balls. That Muggles shop when they're dancing.

Remus: You haven't listened at all in classes. Just forget it. It's light Bulbs, motorbikes, televisions, airplanes, and shopping malls not balls, James. You've said them all wrong.

*the bells rings*

Author's note:

Sirius: The author begs that the readers forgive the author for writing an extremely boring chapter.

James: And promises that the next chapter will be more interesting.

Remus: Let's ask the author if the author will write a chapter from Snape's PoV.

Sirius: *grins wickedly* Or what would Lily say if she saw James' photo box. I like that one.

James: *scowls* You promised you wouldn't tell anybody about my photo box.

Sirius: I just said I won't tell Lily. We never talked about anyone else.

*they head towards Hogwarts*

Remus: Let's hope we'll get all the Galleons we were promised to do this little skit. *sighs* I don't think the author has that much money.