MEANWHILE, IN THE BATHROOM……
Stacey sat on top of the toilet seat, sobbing like a crazy person. She didn't have Charlie, but she had a disfigurement! And she just made up all that baby shit for people to feel sorry for her! When the 9 months were up, Stacey was going to steal a baby from the hospital! But now, it was useless. Charlie didn't love her! People would pity her for the rest of her life! *Sob sob boo hoo blow nose wah hiccup wah sob sob*
A minute later, someone came into the stall next to her, and was throwing up like crazy! Without stopping! Stacey quit bawling for a minute to listen to this person upchuck. It was nasty!
TEN MINUTES LATER……
Finally, Claudia stopped throwing up. Her plan had worked!
***FLASHBACK TO THE NIGHT BEFORE***
Claudia looked at the medical dictionary one more time. She was almost done! She took the needle and threaded it, the she sewed up the incision she had made right above her stomach. She didn't feel any pain.
That week, Claudia had decided she was sick of being known as the 'fat girl.' So she took matters into her own hands- literally. Claudia had spent the last week preparing for this operation, gathering materials, etc etc. Finally, the night before graduation came. According to her calculations, she should have been able to perform a gastric bypass surgery in an hour. Then, halfway through graduation she should begin to throw up all of her fat! A brilliant plan!
Claudia had talked to her parents about this surgery before, but the answer was no. It was mainly Janine's fault she had to do this. Her parents loved Janine. She was very persuasive when getting what she wanted.
"No! Claudia doesn't deserve such an expensive surgery, Mom, Dad."
So naturally, they agreed. So Claudia went out a bought a medical dictionary, she had been planning to, anyway, and did the surgery herself. Claudia was really really really smart, so there were no complications.
***FLASHFOWARD TO THE PRESENT***
Stacey went out of her stall, and saw a pretty Asian girl washing her hands.
"All that chum came out of YOU?" She blurted out. "Oops. Sorry." She apologized to her.
"That's okay, Stacey. I got to go now. Bye!"
"Bye!" Stacey waved to her, almost forgetting about her burn. "Stacey? Wait- how'd you know my name?" But the girl was gone!
Back in the auditorium, Principal Kirkbridge rambled on and on.
"After 23 years of watching these eighth graders grow blahblahblah…"
Kristy Thomas took her brother Andrew and did Trot Trot to Boston on her lap. She knows how to take charge! What a great idea, Kristy! You're the best babysitter! To bad everyone hates you and no one wants to read about you! Oh! Dissed!
Claudia scanned the empty seats, and found the one she was looking for. She slid into it, and smiled at the person sitting next to her.
"Hi, Charlie." She said, smiling to him.
But it was too late for Claudia. Because Charlie was already shoving his tongue down little Mallory Pike's throat. (if you had read my last story, you know that mal is a hottie wit a bottie, as my little sister likes to say. So no wonder.)
Claudia got down on her knees, and looked up at the ceiling.
"WHY?" She screamed. "Why God, why?!"
Just then, the principal came up to her with two nice looking men in white outfits.
"Claudia," Principal Kirkbridge said, "these nice men from the Krispy Kreme Factory want you to come with them and try out all their new doughnuts! Wouldn't you like that, Claudia?" Principal was speaking in a very nice voice.
The two men nodded to each other, and then smiled at her. Claudia looked over to her parents and Janine. Her parents motioned for her to go with them. Claudia stood up and let them take her hands.
"But Claudia," Principal said, "you need to be dressed in the white uniform, too, just like them. Let me help you."
Principal took out a white coat and put it on her. He fastened it so her arms crisscrossed in the back, and so she couldn't move them.
"Are you sure this is okay?" She asked him. Something fishy…
"Positive!" Principal reassured her. "Don't you want those doughnuts, Claudia? Mmm. Yummy."
Once a fat girl, always a fat girl. Claudia nodded eagerly.
A FEW MINUTES AGO……
Stacey McGill had called for help on her cell phone in the bathroom.
"You've got to help me! A fat now skinny Japanese girl is trying to kill me! She's mental! Come to SHS right away! Help me… her name is Claudia Kishi!"
"You have to do one last thing, then, Claudia." Principal said. "You have to ride in the back of the truck to the 'factory,' because there is not enough room in the front, okay?"
"Yes!" Claudia could feel her stomach grumbling.
"Say goodbye to everyone, Claudia." Principal told her.
"Bye everyone!" She said, as she stepped into the big white truck.
"Bye!" Her parents and sister waved happily. She was finally leaving!
And Claudia drove away in a truck that read…
Stunybroke Mental Institution
Do Not Approach Vehicle! Disturbed Patient Inside!
Stacey sat on top of the toilet seat, sobbing like a crazy person. She didn't have Charlie, but she had a disfigurement! And she just made up all that baby shit for people to feel sorry for her! When the 9 months were up, Stacey was going to steal a baby from the hospital! But now, it was useless. Charlie didn't love her! People would pity her for the rest of her life! *Sob sob boo hoo blow nose wah hiccup wah sob sob*
A minute later, someone came into the stall next to her, and was throwing up like crazy! Without stopping! Stacey quit bawling for a minute to listen to this person upchuck. It was nasty!
TEN MINUTES LATER……
Finally, Claudia stopped throwing up. Her plan had worked!
***FLASHBACK TO THE NIGHT BEFORE***
Claudia looked at the medical dictionary one more time. She was almost done! She took the needle and threaded it, the she sewed up the incision she had made right above her stomach. She didn't feel any pain.
That week, Claudia had decided she was sick of being known as the 'fat girl.' So she took matters into her own hands- literally. Claudia had spent the last week preparing for this operation, gathering materials, etc etc. Finally, the night before graduation came. According to her calculations, she should have been able to perform a gastric bypass surgery in an hour. Then, halfway through graduation she should begin to throw up all of her fat! A brilliant plan!
Claudia had talked to her parents about this surgery before, but the answer was no. It was mainly Janine's fault she had to do this. Her parents loved Janine. She was very persuasive when getting what she wanted.
"No! Claudia doesn't deserve such an expensive surgery, Mom, Dad."
So naturally, they agreed. So Claudia went out a bought a medical dictionary, she had been planning to, anyway, and did the surgery herself. Claudia was really really really smart, so there were no complications.
***FLASHFOWARD TO THE PRESENT***
Stacey went out of her stall, and saw a pretty Asian girl washing her hands.
"All that chum came out of YOU?" She blurted out. "Oops. Sorry." She apologized to her.
"That's okay, Stacey. I got to go now. Bye!"
"Bye!" Stacey waved to her, almost forgetting about her burn. "Stacey? Wait- how'd you know my name?" But the girl was gone!
Back in the auditorium, Principal Kirkbridge rambled on and on.
"After 23 years of watching these eighth graders grow blahblahblah…"
Kristy Thomas took her brother Andrew and did Trot Trot to Boston on her lap. She knows how to take charge! What a great idea, Kristy! You're the best babysitter! To bad everyone hates you and no one wants to read about you! Oh! Dissed!
Claudia scanned the empty seats, and found the one she was looking for. She slid into it, and smiled at the person sitting next to her.
"Hi, Charlie." She said, smiling to him.
But it was too late for Claudia. Because Charlie was already shoving his tongue down little Mallory Pike's throat. (if you had read my last story, you know that mal is a hottie wit a bottie, as my little sister likes to say. So no wonder.)
Claudia got down on her knees, and looked up at the ceiling.
"WHY?" She screamed. "Why God, why?!"
Just then, the principal came up to her with two nice looking men in white outfits.
"Claudia," Principal Kirkbridge said, "these nice men from the Krispy Kreme Factory want you to come with them and try out all their new doughnuts! Wouldn't you like that, Claudia?" Principal was speaking in a very nice voice.
The two men nodded to each other, and then smiled at her. Claudia looked over to her parents and Janine. Her parents motioned for her to go with them. Claudia stood up and let them take her hands.
"But Claudia," Principal said, "you need to be dressed in the white uniform, too, just like them. Let me help you."
Principal took out a white coat and put it on her. He fastened it so her arms crisscrossed in the back, and so she couldn't move them.
"Are you sure this is okay?" She asked him. Something fishy…
"Positive!" Principal reassured her. "Don't you want those doughnuts, Claudia? Mmm. Yummy."
Once a fat girl, always a fat girl. Claudia nodded eagerly.
A FEW MINUTES AGO……
Stacey McGill had called for help on her cell phone in the bathroom.
"You've got to help me! A fat now skinny Japanese girl is trying to kill me! She's mental! Come to SHS right away! Help me… her name is Claudia Kishi!"
"You have to do one last thing, then, Claudia." Principal said. "You have to ride in the back of the truck to the 'factory,' because there is not enough room in the front, okay?"
"Yes!" Claudia could feel her stomach grumbling.
"Say goodbye to everyone, Claudia." Principal told her.
"Bye everyone!" She said, as she stepped into the big white truck.
"Bye!" Her parents and sister waved happily. She was finally leaving!
And Claudia drove away in a truck that read…
Stunybroke Mental Institution
Do Not Approach Vehicle! Disturbed Patient Inside!