Chapter Six

Snape in Double Potions

From Snape's PoV

A/N: I wrote a li'l chappie to make up for the lame chapter. Interesting things are revealed about Snape. Hope you like it! Just review, if you can. BTW, this chapter isn't note passing chapter. It's a conversation that Snape and Bellatrix have while working on their potion.

Snape: What a beautiful person.

Bellatrix: That's so nice of you, Sevvie.

Snape: *alarmed* Who said I talked about you? I'm talking about a certain Gryffindor.

Bellatrix: *snottily* Nobody's prettier than me. Not even Narcissa.

Snape: Well, Trixie, there's only just one person who's prettier than you. A beautiful genius. Too bad that person was placed in Gryffindor.

Bellatrix: Did Sirius wreck your mind permanently? Did he feed you that crap that my name means Muggle Cereal?

Snape: *ignoring her* That person is so charming.

Bellatrix: Are you talking about that Mudblood Evans? *screams* Tell me!!!!!!!! IS THE PERSON YOU LIKE IS EVANS?????????

Snape: Oh, no. Not Evans at all. *glances at a table where James and Lily are working on their potion, bickering*

Bellatrix: *in a high squeaky voice* Oh, no. Not Evans at all.

Snape: Well, part of it is Evans. The other -

Bellatrix: YOU LIKE EVANS??????

Snape: Well, a bit. But the other part, the main part... A person that makes my heart flutter with joy-

Bellatrix: WHO????????????

Snape: How I like the eyelashes. Those eyes that hide behind...

Bellatrix: Yeah, yeah. We got all of that dung. Who is IT?????????????

Snape: How my heart flutters when the Gryffindor is angry-

Bellatrix: We heard all of your Romeo rubbish. WHO - IS - THE - STINKIN' - GRYFFINDOR?????

Snape: -How I long for that Gryffindor to look at me, with his messy jet-black hair.

Bellatrix: HIS JET MESSY BLACK HAIR???????? The Gryffindor's a he with messy jet-black hair????? You - you- *looks like she's about to cry* like Potter?

Snape: Like isn't the word for it. Love sounds better.

Bellatrix: *tears forming in her eyes* You love him? What about me?

Snape: Well, I used to love you, but that's when I found out my feelings about James.

Bellatrix: *tears trickling down her cheeks, yet she talks angrily* It's over, Severus. Just when I thought that you were my Romeo in spiky fangs.

Snape: Spiky fangs?

Bellatrix: You're a vampire, Severus. Don't dare to deny it.

Snape: Just don't tell James.

Bellatrix: Oh, so Potter's now James? Okay. I don't need you anymore. I'll go be with that guy over there *points at Lestrange*. And I'll go talk to Sirius. *cries*

Snape: *mutters to himself* Geez, didn't mean to get her worked up. Was it something I said?

A/N: Well, I said it's gonna be interesting. I know it's extremely short. But I *finally* got over my writer's block, so expect another chapter today or tomorrow. And if not tomorrow then the day after that. Please review!!! -Padfoot the Marauder.