Chapter Seven:
Double Potions II
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A/N: The whole chapter is spoken aloud
Professor Newt: You will be making the MultiAbility Draught in pairs. Evans, you're with Potter. Miss Black, you're with Professor Snape.
Sirius: *yells in horror* Professor Snape??????
Professor Newt: Yes, his head is much larger than yours and that means there is a bigger brain there.
Sirius: You know what they say professie dear, big heads, pea brains.
Professor Newt: Rubbish. Mr. Edgecombe, will you mind being with him today? You'll be a good example for him.
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Snape in Potions from Lily and James's PoV
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(A/N: This part is spoken out loud)
James: Um... Hi Evans.
Lily: Hello Potter. Add the stag tail hair.
James: *in a squeaky voice* Stag tail hair?
Lily: There's a vial next to you with one stag tail hair.
James: Okay *passes her the vial, he is much calmer* *looks at Snape, who is looking at them*. Er... why is Snape looking at us?
Lily: How should I know, do I jinx him every morning for the fun of it?
James: No. But he's sort of batting his eyelashes.
Lily: As long as you didn't drain his eye fluids, I don't see why I should be worried.
James: But he's... he's... blowing kisses now.
Lily: Stop showing off new spells you learned.
James: I swear, Evans, I'm not showing off spells.
Lily: *sarcastically* Oh sorry, you're demonstrating them
James: I'm not casting spells to make Snape blow kisses at us. I left my wand with Sirius.
Lily: *mutters to self* Like I believe that. *to James* Give me the Flobberworm Mucus.
James: Oh, here *gives her a vial of the mucus*. Snape's blowing me kisses now.
Lily: Listen Potter, if you're trying to mess up this potion, you're doing a good job.
James: But I'm not, look at him!
Lily: *looks at Snape* My, my, Potter, someone's got a crush on you.
James: *happy* Really? Who?
Lily: Snape. Who did you think, me?
James: *disappointed* No. No. Not really. Actually no.
*there is a silence*
Lily: *breaking the silence* Vampire blood.
*Bellatrix passes by, right after her argument with Snape*
Bellatrix: Go ask Severus for some.
Lily: They had an error here. Vampire Blood is only used in illegal potions.
James: *thinks* Severus? What happened to Sevvie?
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