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Chapter Eight:
Charms... and PETER'S SURPRISE
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A/N: Finally! Peter's sandy surprise... it's not what you think... or maybe it is...
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James: Peter should be back from the hospital wing any moment.
Sirius: I've missed him a lot!
Remus: You're capable of missing somebody other than you?
Sirius: Surprise! (A/N: this isn't Peter's surprise, don't worry)
James: Wow. She's pretty.
Sirius: Oh lover-boy!
James: I didn't mean to write that! I meant to write "I've missed her too!"
Remus: You've missed a red-head girl more than you've missed PETER?
James: Of course not! I meant to write "I missed him too!"
Remus: Prove it.
James: I made Peter a get well card.
Remus: Where is it?
James: Somewhere.
Sirius: Over the rainbow?
*a knock is heard from the door* A/N: This part is spoken
Flitwick: Enter
*the door opens. In the doorway stand two barefooted people - a boy and a girl*
James: Peter?
Remus: Peter.
Sirius: Peter!
Flitwick: Mr. Pettigrew? Welcome back to class. But what is Miss Goyle doing here?
James: Sandy Goyle?
Remus: Sandy Goyle.
Sirius: SANDY GOYLE!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR GRYFFINDOR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Relax, guys. Meet Sandy Goyle, my girlfriend.
(A/N: This IS the SURPRISE)
Remus: You... you... Sandy what?
Peter: Sandy Goyle. My girlfriend. We met at the hospital wing. She's really nice and she's a Slytherin.
*The whole class is shocked. No Gryffindor has dated a Slytherin in the entire history of Hogwarts. Even Flitwick is too shocked to continue the lesson.*
Sirius: Well... Peter. To put it in words - you're not supposed to date Slytherins. You're a Gryffindor.
Peter: *about to cry* But I love Sandy.
*Flitwick finally overcomes his shock*
Flitwick: Okay, class, settle down. Miss Goyle, don't you have a class to attend?
*Sandy hands Flitwick a note from Professor Newt. Flitwick reads it*
Flitwick: Okay. You may take a seat where you wish.
*Sandy sits next to Peter* A/N: We return to Note-Passing
Sirius: What were you thinking, Peter?
Peter: When?
Sirius: When you announced that Sandy is your girlfriend!
Peter: Oh. I was thinking about how to say it.
Sirius: Say what?
Peter: That Sandy is my girlfriend
Remus: Congrats Peter. I'm happy for you, really, I am. Even though she's a Slytherin... :-(
Peter: That's a happy smiley, right?
Remus: Of course it is.
(A/N: Of course, Peter is so dense he doesn't notice that it's a sad smiley. But Remus didn't want to insult him)
Sirius: Well James, how do you feel?
James: She's so good at Charms.
Sirius: Not about Lily, you idiot. About Peter.
James: Oh. I don't think it matters
Sirius: YOU DON'T THINK IT MATTERS?
James: Um... yeah. Remember, Sandy is the stupid Slytherin that forgets everything.
Sirius: Oh right... but she's still a Slytherin!
(A/N: Now Sandy and Peter will sing a song out loud)
Peter: Someone's dreaming...
Sandy: Cumbaya
Peter: Someone's singing...
Sandy: Cumbaya
Peter: Someone's dreaming...
Sandy: Cumbaya
(A/N: Note-passing again)
James: See? They make a nice couple of idiots. As much as I love Peter, he's a bit stupid.
*but Sirius doesn't notice. He's busy screaming:
Sirius: NO NUKES IS GOOD NUKES! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!
(The two remaining notepassers continue with their note-passing job)
Remus: I didn't know that Sirius is a hippie!
James: Me neither. But I'm one too! Pretty much.
Remus: Far out! I'm one too!
*the following lines are sung aloud*
James and Remus: All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Sirius: When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
Peter: Someone's dreaming...
Sandy: Cumbaya
Peter: Someone's singing...
Sandy: Cumbaya
Flitwick: Someone's dreaming
Sandy: Cumbaya
Flitwick: Someone's singing
Sandy: Cumbaya
*now Remus screams*
Remus: Far out, Professor! Sing more!
Flitwick: Let it be
Let it be
Let it be
Oh, Let it be...
James: (to Flitwick, while his fingers are in a v-shape) Peace, man!
Flickwick: Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be
*the whole class is in chaos. The Marauders along with the girls
from their house start singing the Beatles songs and complementing one another
with a "far out!"
Everybody, apart from Lily*
Lily (yelling): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? ONE LITTLE CUMBAYA VERSE AND YOU START ACTING INSANE!!!! YOU EVEN OVERPOWERED THE POOR CHARMS TEACHER AND FORCED HIM TO SING LET IT BE AGAINST HIS WILL!!! WHAT NEXT, SHOUTS OF POWER TO THE PEOPLE??? ATTEMPTS AT GOING AGAINST THE SYSTEM??? FORCING DUMBLEDORE TO GIVE YOU HIS JOB??? OR MAKING NUKES JUST SO YOU CAN DESTROY THEM AND SAY "NO NUKES IS GOOD NUKES"?????? THIS IS ABSURD!!!!! NEXT THING I KNOW YOU'LL BE LEAVING THIS CLASS BAREFOOTED SINGING CUMBAYA!!!!!!!!
*A stinky odor fills the room as all of it's occupants take off their shoes and socks (apart from James, Flitwick and Lily. Oh, and Peter and Sandy who don't have shoes to take off since they're already barefoot)
Sirius: Good ideas, Lils! Let's go tell Dumbledore we want his job! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
Peter: Someone's dreaming...
Everybody apart from Lily, James, and Flitwick: Cumbaya!
*The class starts to empty as most of the hippie students leave it. Apart from Lily, James, and Flitwick, that is*
Lily: Please proceed with the lesson Professor.
James (thinking): Oh shit, she's not mad anymore... she's really hot when she is.
Flitwick: Of course, darlings. Isn't it nice that we're the only people left? A nice little lesson, indeed.
Lily: Yes, it is. Can you please continue Professor? It was very interesting.
James (thinking): Maybe I should've left. She doesn't seem to notice I'm here.
Flitwick: ...And it results at a very large scale of turning over-
*the bell rings*
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*What happened to the students that left the classroom - full coverage*
Sirius: POWER TO THE PEOPLE
*the other Gryffindors and Slytherin continue singing Cumbaya, until they have reached their destination...*
Remus: Behold... the administrative office!
*...Dumbledore's office, which the Marauders knew very well how to find ever since their third year when they had turned the Slytherins into pink, fluffy rabbits.
All of the hippies: POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
*Dumbledore steps out of his office.*
Dumbledore: What is all this noise about?
Sandy: We want you to hand us your job!!!
All of the hippies: POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
Dumbledore: Alas... I am afraid I will have to refuse. But look at yourselves. You do have power!
All of the hippies: POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
Dumbledore: Dear me... will you like 24 hour access to the kitchens until the end of the week?
Remus: Sounds good!
All of the hippies: YAY!!!
Dumbledore: Then I will inform Argus, the prefects and headpeople of this so you will not have to serve detention if you go to the kitchen late at night.
All of the hippies: YAY!!!
Dumbledore: Good. Now you better hurry for lunch. The bell should ring *the bell rings* now. Goodbye and have a nice day!
A/N: Well... Did you like it? Did you hate it? And yes, I was just in the mood for something completely random!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!