A/N: We are writing a new story!!! Glad caus we are!!
Disclaimer: We dont own anything. not a penny not a piece of dust. so what makes you think we own Yu Yu Hakusho!
If ya didnt already know I am Kelly and my counterpart is Valerie! We are both stupid so sorry for any misspelled words!!
K: Ah convo time my fav part
V: what about the actual story
K: Well this I am in it
H: Stupid ningen
K: WHAT DID U SAY?
H: Stupid ningen
K: Ningen NINGEN
V: Calm down Kelly
K: I MOST CERTANLY WILL NOT!
Kur: Kelly Please calm yourself
K:ok
V&H: (anime fall)
K: please r&r
V: We take everything!! from shoes to cows
K: psst Val I dont think they can actually give us shoes or cows!
V: I think they can
V: WHY DO U MAKE ME SAY ALL THE STUPID STUFF
K: Caus u are my slave mortal!! and caus I am the extremely demented one!
Kur: On with the Story
H: hn
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The Three Little Pigs
One day the three little pigs were building there houses. The first little pig build his house out of straw. His name was Kuwabara. The second pig made his house out of twigs. His name was Yusuke. The third pig made his house out of bricks. His name was Kurama.
"Maybe you should make your houses out of bricks too" Kurama said
"We're fine. It's not like theres going to be a big bad serial killer going to come and eat all of us" Yusuke said
"Yeah. I mean what are the chances of that happening?" Kuwabara said
They all went home for bed. Kuwabara was at home sitting on the floor.
"This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy went weeeee weeeee weeeee all the way home. HA HA HA HA HA" Kuwabara said cracking up on the floor.
"There is a pig killer on the loose" The radio said
"Uh oh. Maybe Kurama was right!" He said
*Knock Knock*
'Who is it?" Kuwabara said
"Hiei (AKA The Pig Killer)"
"Who are you?" Kuwabara said
"The Pig Killer" Hiei said
"WHAT" Kuwabara yelled
"Let me in" Hiei said
"Ha try to get in" Kuwabara said
"I already have" Hiei said standding behind Kuwabara
Kuwabara looked around his house. It was destroyed! He ran out away screaming to Yusuke's house.
"Why do they always have to fight it" Hiei thought to him self
Kuwabara ran to Yusuke's house. The door bursted open.
"Kuwabara! What are you doing here?" Yusuke said
"THERE IS A PIG KILLER ON THE LOOSE!" Kuwabara yelled
"Yeah I know I heard" Yusuke said
"HE WAS AT MY HOUSE" Kuwabara yelled
"Yeah well he's not coming" Yusuke said looking out the window
"Your right. I'm already here" Hiei said standding behind them
They both yelled running out of the house and to Kurama's
"K-K-KILLER" They both yelled
"Oh yes him I heard about him. Did you know he has a partner? Do you know who he is?"
"Kurama" Hiei said standding behind them
"WHAT" They both yelled
"Its true" Kurama said
Hiei grabbed them both and slashed them both and they both fell to the ground. Kurama and Hiei had a great dinner that night and lived happily ever after.
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A/N: Sorry guys. Yusuke and Kuwabara did die. It sux I know but I hate them both and as pigs I'm sure they looked yummy and Kurama is a fox so every one is happy except Kuwabara and Yusuke. They will be in other fairy tales though.
K: I hate them both to
H: Me too
Kur: I think It was mean
V: Come on Kurama wasn't fun being evil
Kur: Yeah kinda
K: Yeah it's always fun being evil
H: Even I think it is fun
Yusuke&Kuwabara: That was the worst fairy tale ever
V: Well its four against two so we win. Please review
Disclaimer: We dont own anything. not a penny not a piece of dust. so what makes you think we own Yu Yu Hakusho!
If ya didnt already know I am Kelly and my counterpart is Valerie! We are both stupid so sorry for any misspelled words!!
K: Ah convo time my fav part
V: what about the actual story
K: Well this I am in it
H: Stupid ningen
K: WHAT DID U SAY?
H: Stupid ningen
K: Ningen NINGEN
V: Calm down Kelly
K: I MOST CERTANLY WILL NOT!
Kur: Kelly Please calm yourself
K:ok
V&H: (anime fall)
K: please r&r
V: We take everything!! from shoes to cows
K: psst Val I dont think they can actually give us shoes or cows!
V: I think they can
V: WHY DO U MAKE ME SAY ALL THE STUPID STUFF
K: Caus u are my slave mortal!! and caus I am the extremely demented one!
Kur: On with the Story
H: hn
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The Three Little Pigs
One day the three little pigs were building there houses. The first little pig build his house out of straw. His name was Kuwabara. The second pig made his house out of twigs. His name was Yusuke. The third pig made his house out of bricks. His name was Kurama.
"Maybe you should make your houses out of bricks too" Kurama said
"We're fine. It's not like theres going to be a big bad serial killer going to come and eat all of us" Yusuke said
"Yeah. I mean what are the chances of that happening?" Kuwabara said
They all went home for bed. Kuwabara was at home sitting on the floor.
"This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy went weeeee weeeee weeeee all the way home. HA HA HA HA HA" Kuwabara said cracking up on the floor.
"There is a pig killer on the loose" The radio said
"Uh oh. Maybe Kurama was right!" He said
*Knock Knock*
'Who is it?" Kuwabara said
"Hiei (AKA The Pig Killer)"
"Who are you?" Kuwabara said
"The Pig Killer" Hiei said
"WHAT" Kuwabara yelled
"Let me in" Hiei said
"Ha try to get in" Kuwabara said
"I already have" Hiei said standding behind Kuwabara
Kuwabara looked around his house. It was destroyed! He ran out away screaming to Yusuke's house.
"Why do they always have to fight it" Hiei thought to him self
Kuwabara ran to Yusuke's house. The door bursted open.
"Kuwabara! What are you doing here?" Yusuke said
"THERE IS A PIG KILLER ON THE LOOSE!" Kuwabara yelled
"Yeah I know I heard" Yusuke said
"HE WAS AT MY HOUSE" Kuwabara yelled
"Yeah well he's not coming" Yusuke said looking out the window
"Your right. I'm already here" Hiei said standding behind them
They both yelled running out of the house and to Kurama's
"K-K-KILLER" They both yelled
"Oh yes him I heard about him. Did you know he has a partner? Do you know who he is?"
"Kurama" Hiei said standding behind them
"WHAT" They both yelled
"Its true" Kurama said
Hiei grabbed them both and slashed them both and they both fell to the ground. Kurama and Hiei had a great dinner that night and lived happily ever after.
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A/N: Sorry guys. Yusuke and Kuwabara did die. It sux I know but I hate them both and as pigs I'm sure they looked yummy and Kurama is a fox so every one is happy except Kuwabara and Yusuke. They will be in other fairy tales though.
K: I hate them both to
H: Me too
Kur: I think It was mean
V: Come on Kurama wasn't fun being evil
Kur: Yeah kinda
K: Yeah it's always fun being evil
H: Even I think it is fun
Yusuke&Kuwabara: That was the worst fairy tale ever
V: Well its four against two so we win. Please review
