Hunter: Today is an important day

Tidus: Why?

Hunter: Today is the....UNDER WEAR CONTEST!!!

Tidus: I thought this day would never come.

Hunter: We're having a friend of mine help judge.

Tidus: Who?

Hunter: You'll find out.

THE UNDER WEAR CONTEST(pt1)

Hunter: Welcome to this year's under wear contest.

Hunter: Judging this year will be me, Tidus, and introducing.....Trance Boy!!

TB: Yo wassup yall.

TB: I wish Dark Link was here.

At the club.

Dark Link: Suck my dick for 5 bucks bitch.

Back at the contest.

Hunter: Let's get it on.

Rikku comes out in a G-string with a matching bra with googles.

Rikku: Big things come in small packages.

Hunter: I dig the Al Behd look, 8.

Tidus: 8.

TB: Get implants, 8.

Rikku: YAAH! I got a good score.

Auron comes out with a pair of boxers with a picture of Mi'hien on them.

Auron: He's my favorite crusader.

Hunter: I'll pretend that none of us heard that, 8.

Tidus: I'm not talking to you anymore, 8.

TB: Cool boxers, 8.

Auron: Not bad for a old pair.

Next, Lulu comes out with a bikini made of belts.

Lulu: Just what Yevon ordered.

Hunter:(whispering) That chick gave me a BJ.

Hunter: 10!

Tidus: 9.5!

TB: 9.5!

Lulu: Hey Hunter, I'll see you later.



Hunter: Okay folks we'll take a short break and we'll contiue.

Hunter: So how you like it so far.

TB: It's the shit.

Tidus: I wonder what's going to happen?

Hunter: We'll find out next time. Peace out!