A/N: Back U like the other chapter. Val really outdone herself!! She
wrote the whole chapter! We'd like to thank ALL our reviewers. Right at
the moment I dont have the names cause I aint on the internet!!
Disclaimer: STOP MAKING FUN OF US CAUSE WERE POOR!!! WE CAN EVEN AFFORED TO OWN A PIECE PAPER!
K: Thinking...
V: About?
H: She is thinking about Her and Kura....
K: SHUT UP SHRIMP!
Kur: Thats no way to talk Kelly
K: Sorry
V: WHATS THAT
K: (a tad bit softer) sorry
H: Sorry couldnt hear you
K: DAMN TOO YOU HEARD ME!!
V: Nope sorry what was it again
K: WHY IS EVERYBODY BENT AGAINST ME
Kur: I'm not
K: I love you
Kur: I love You Too
H: Aww I hate All of you
V: Really I hate you too
K: What about me
Kur: I think Kuwabara hates you
H: Why would he need to when I hate her
Kur: WHAT WAS THAT?? (getting a tad bit to protective)
V: Wow I feel Loved
K: Whatever! On with the story...
V: Review
H: hn (while running away from a angry Kitsune)
Kur: WE TAKE FLAMES, COMPLIMENTS, LETTERS OF HATE TO OUR LEAST FAV KUWA, AND ALL!! DIE KOORIME!!!!
K: WAIT!!! before I go I checked the reviews cause I got on the internet
V: Yes and thank you all for your reviews and requests. cause we couldnt think of anything since we have no childhood
H: hn
K: And there was one review that caught my attention
V: Lady Lanet we would like to say
K: NO YAOI!
V: NO PAIRING KURAMA AND HIEI
Kur & H: (looks at each other strangly) NOOO!! MOMMY WHAT DID WE DO WRONG
K: Dont worry Kurama is not gay, neither is Hiei
V: Yeah my Hiei isnt like that
Kur: YOUR Hiei
V: (blushes) thanks Lady Lanet for reviewing and not supporting Kurama & hieis and Karasu
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Hansel & Gretel
One day Hiei and Yukina were in bed and over heard their mom talking to her- self.
"I have to get rid of them" Hina said
"Moms gone crazy" Hiei said to Yukina
"What should we do?" Yukina said
"Kill her?" Hiei said
"NO" Yukina yelled
"Wow shes gone death too" Hiei said looking at his mom wondering why she didn't hear Yukina yell
"I'm tired well finish this tomorrow" Yukina said climbing into her bed
"Are you kidding? Our mom is trying to kill us and you want to sleep" Hiei said
Yukina was already a sleep
That Morrning...
"Ok kids were going for a walk in the dark, scary, dangerus forest" Hina said
"She's probally is going to get us lost" Hiei said
"She wouldn't do that" Yukina said
Later...
*Yukina crying* "Were lost. I can't belive she left us here" Yukina said sobbing
"Its ok Yukina I'll get us back" Hiei said with Yukina crying inhis arms
"We've been walking with her for hours and she just left us here" Yukina said
"Actually our house is right over there" Hiei said
"What?" Yukina said looking over at their house
They both ran inside
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO... I mean I'm glad your home kids I thought you got lost" Hina said
"Yeah great" Hiei said
"Ok time for bed" Hina said
"Buts it's only three pm" Yukina said
"BED NOW" Hina yelled
They both ran into bed
Morrnig (Once again)...
"come along kids I have some candy in the forest we went into yesterday" Hina said
"Yeah candy" Yukina said
"I hate candy" Hiei said
"Too bad Hiei lets go" Hina said
Later...
"I CAN'T BELIVE WERE LOST AGAIN AND WE DIDN'T GET ANY CANDY" Yukina cried once again sobbing in Hiei's arms
"Well theres a house made out of candy over there if you want candy" Hiei said
They walked over to the house and a old lady welcomed them "Well Hello Children?"
"WHO YOU CALLING CHILDREN?" Hiei shouted
"You!"
"OH"
"Want candy?"
"YAY CANDY!" Yukina cried
"Who are you?" Hiei asked the old lady
"Why I am Genkai!"
]
"Genkai, Genkai! Where have I heard that name before..."
"Well I am the ...."
"Wait Wait I think I got it... nope never mind I dont know who you are!"
"I WANT CANDY!" Yukina screamed, she was now crying and making tear gems
Genkai smiled at her "You want the candy sweat heart?"
Yukina smiled sadly
"WELL THEN DO 100 PUSH UPS!" Genkai shouted
"p-p-push ups! I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO push ups!"
"WELL THEN I'LL LOCK YOU UP INSIDE MY OVEN AND COOK YOU FOR THE MAN EATING BAT GUY!"
"NO!" Hiei Growled
but before they knew it they were in it. It even surprised superfast super macho Hiei.
"AHHH. Were going to die and be eaten" Yukina cried
"No she left it opened" Hiei said walking out of the oven
"Oh ok then" Yukina said following Hiei
Hiei knocked a pale of water that was so perfectly placed right above her and she melted and Yukina and Hiei lived it the house and eventually ate it all and moved back home and lived happily ever after untill Hina tried to get rid of them again but she didn't so they did live happily ever after.
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A/N: LIKE!! We needed a fic with Yukina in it cause well Ice Appiristionists are the best!
K: Duh Ice
V: Yeah ok
Kur: dont u just love her
H: no
K: WHAT?? NO ONE LOVES ME!!!
Kur: I do
K: Oh ok
Kur: So Hiei if you dont love Kelly, who do u love?
H: mumble mumble mumble
K: REVENGE SORRY HIEI I DIDNT HEAR IT
V: (Blushing)
H: I love Val
V: Love is so evil. Hate Is worlds Love
H: Its so beuatiful how she speaks
K: Uh... cough cough GAY cough cough
Kur: Kelly stop being mean
K: OK!!
V: Review
K: We take everything
Kur: so go now
H: hn
Disclaimer: STOP MAKING FUN OF US CAUSE WERE POOR!!! WE CAN EVEN AFFORED TO OWN A PIECE PAPER!
K: Thinking...
V: About?
H: She is thinking about Her and Kura....
K: SHUT UP SHRIMP!
Kur: Thats no way to talk Kelly
K: Sorry
V: WHATS THAT
K: (a tad bit softer) sorry
H: Sorry couldnt hear you
K: DAMN TOO YOU HEARD ME!!
V: Nope sorry what was it again
K: WHY IS EVERYBODY BENT AGAINST ME
Kur: I'm not
K: I love you
Kur: I love You Too
H: Aww I hate All of you
V: Really I hate you too
K: What about me
Kur: I think Kuwabara hates you
H: Why would he need to when I hate her
Kur: WHAT WAS THAT?? (getting a tad bit to protective)
V: Wow I feel Loved
K: Whatever! On with the story...
V: Review
H: hn (while running away from a angry Kitsune)
Kur: WE TAKE FLAMES, COMPLIMENTS, LETTERS OF HATE TO OUR LEAST FAV KUWA, AND ALL!! DIE KOORIME!!!!
K: WAIT!!! before I go I checked the reviews cause I got on the internet
V: Yes and thank you all for your reviews and requests. cause we couldnt think of anything since we have no childhood
H: hn
K: And there was one review that caught my attention
V: Lady Lanet we would like to say
K: NO YAOI!
V: NO PAIRING KURAMA AND HIEI
Kur & H: (looks at each other strangly) NOOO!! MOMMY WHAT DID WE DO WRONG
K: Dont worry Kurama is not gay, neither is Hiei
V: Yeah my Hiei isnt like that
Kur: YOUR Hiei
V: (blushes) thanks Lady Lanet for reviewing and not supporting Kurama & hieis and Karasu
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Hansel & Gretel
One day Hiei and Yukina were in bed and over heard their mom talking to her- self.
"I have to get rid of them" Hina said
"Moms gone crazy" Hiei said to Yukina
"What should we do?" Yukina said
"Kill her?" Hiei said
"NO" Yukina yelled
"Wow shes gone death too" Hiei said looking at his mom wondering why she didn't hear Yukina yell
"I'm tired well finish this tomorrow" Yukina said climbing into her bed
"Are you kidding? Our mom is trying to kill us and you want to sleep" Hiei said
Yukina was already a sleep
That Morrning...
"Ok kids were going for a walk in the dark, scary, dangerus forest" Hina said
"She's probally is going to get us lost" Hiei said
"She wouldn't do that" Yukina said
Later...
*Yukina crying* "Were lost. I can't belive she left us here" Yukina said sobbing
"Its ok Yukina I'll get us back" Hiei said with Yukina crying inhis arms
"We've been walking with her for hours and she just left us here" Yukina said
"Actually our house is right over there" Hiei said
"What?" Yukina said looking over at their house
They both ran inside
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO... I mean I'm glad your home kids I thought you got lost" Hina said
"Yeah great" Hiei said
"Ok time for bed" Hina said
"Buts it's only three pm" Yukina said
"BED NOW" Hina yelled
They both ran into bed
Morrnig (Once again)...
"come along kids I have some candy in the forest we went into yesterday" Hina said
"Yeah candy" Yukina said
"I hate candy" Hiei said
"Too bad Hiei lets go" Hina said
Later...
"I CAN'T BELIVE WERE LOST AGAIN AND WE DIDN'T GET ANY CANDY" Yukina cried once again sobbing in Hiei's arms
"Well theres a house made out of candy over there if you want candy" Hiei said
They walked over to the house and a old lady welcomed them "Well Hello Children?"
"WHO YOU CALLING CHILDREN?" Hiei shouted
"You!"
"OH"
"Want candy?"
"YAY CANDY!" Yukina cried
"Who are you?" Hiei asked the old lady
"Why I am Genkai!"
]
"Genkai, Genkai! Where have I heard that name before..."
"Well I am the ...."
"Wait Wait I think I got it... nope never mind I dont know who you are!"
"I WANT CANDY!" Yukina screamed, she was now crying and making tear gems
Genkai smiled at her "You want the candy sweat heart?"
Yukina smiled sadly
"WELL THEN DO 100 PUSH UPS!" Genkai shouted
"p-p-push ups! I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO push ups!"
"WELL THEN I'LL LOCK YOU UP INSIDE MY OVEN AND COOK YOU FOR THE MAN EATING BAT GUY!"
"NO!" Hiei Growled
but before they knew it they were in it. It even surprised superfast super macho Hiei.
"AHHH. Were going to die and be eaten" Yukina cried
"No she left it opened" Hiei said walking out of the oven
"Oh ok then" Yukina said following Hiei
Hiei knocked a pale of water that was so perfectly placed right above her and she melted and Yukina and Hiei lived it the house and eventually ate it all and moved back home and lived happily ever after untill Hina tried to get rid of them again but she didn't so they did live happily ever after.
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A/N: LIKE!! We needed a fic with Yukina in it cause well Ice Appiristionists are the best!
K: Duh Ice
V: Yeah ok
Kur: dont u just love her
H: no
K: WHAT?? NO ONE LOVES ME!!!
Kur: I do
K: Oh ok
Kur: So Hiei if you dont love Kelly, who do u love?
H: mumble mumble mumble
K: REVENGE SORRY HIEI I DIDNT HEAR IT
V: (Blushing)
H: I love Val
V: Love is so evil. Hate Is worlds Love
H: Its so beuatiful how she speaks
K: Uh... cough cough GAY cough cough
Kur: Kelly stop being mean
K: OK!!
V: Review
K: We take everything
Kur: so go now
H: hn