A/N: thank you for all your reviews! right now I will respond to some of them:

K: Due to all the complaints there will be no more Botan/Kurama. BUT there will be no Botan/Koenma. And no Kurama with *shudders* hiei or *shaking* Karasu!

V: We are not going off either dubbed or Japenese version caus we just arent. To us the story is the story so we follow by what happens in the episodes we see.

K: (calming Val down)

V: HIEI IS MINE!!

K: uhh -_-;;

Kur: Off that subject.

H: hn

K: Well that is convo time

V: THATS IT JUST RESPONDING TO A FEW REVIEWS

Kur: I think so

K: well read

V: review

H: hn

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Humpty Dumpty

Kuwabara sat on a wall

Kuwabara had a great fall

All the kings horses and all the Kings men

Didn't want to put Kuwabara back together again

Kuwabara eventually put himself back together again

Then he filed a law suit against Yusuke claiming he was pushed off the wall and had a great fall.

At court...

"We're here to settle the terrible case of Was kuwabara pushed?" *dun dun dun* a news reporter said

"All stand for the for the honorable judge Hiei" a man said

Hiei walked in

"All may sit" The man said

"Ok then whats wrong" Hiei said

"He pushed me off the wall" Kuwabara said

"NO I DIDN'T" Yusuke yelled

"YES TOU DID" Kuwabara yelled back

The yelling went on for hours then they were fighting with complimentary cat screeches and a smoke dust and then Hiei killed them both because he got tired and the whole town had a omlet and lived happily ever after.

The End
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A/N: Man did Val and I have NO childhood what so ever. We have no clue how little red ridding hood goes!

K: School sucks

V: Yes it does

Kur: I like school

H: hn

K: I HAVE MR. TULLO AGAIN

V: OH NO

H: who the hell is Mr. Tullo

Kur: Only the meanest gym teacher whom always picks on my poor Kelly

H: hn stupid ningens

V: Hiei? dont say....

K: WHAT DID YOU SAY SHRIMP

H: call me shrimp I kill you

K: Jumbo Shrimp!!

H: DIE

Kurama jumps in front of Kelly and Hiei stops the attack

K: HAHAHAHHA

V: Review

H: hn