Bartok Xiaoyu
By Shad_Lüv & Somic
Please note: The before sex scene of Shad_Lüv and Lynx having sex, was written by General Blade, originally. But instead of writing his own sex scene story like he said he would, Somic used General Blade's Night Watch. And missed out changing a few of the words, because he's such a Knobhead! Which is why some of the words say Blade and Rouge.
Somic: Hehehehehehe, hi Blade!
Some time after the girls had gone out, the guys; Somic, Soniv Xeroi, Shad_Lüv, Sonar and Sydney were watching the TV and munching away on popcorn.
"Change the channel Sonar, this Tarzan movie stinks," moaned Soniv Xeroi, who was sitting next to his lover, Somic.
"Soniv, it's a documentary on the homeless," said Sonar.
"Oh," said Soniv, feeling really stupid.
Sydney comes out of the kitchen with a sandwich. Somic and Soniv spotted him.
"Is that a sandwich?" asked Somic.
"Yes, Somic, it is," replied Sydney.
"What kind of sandwich?" asked Soniv Xeroi.
"The kind you eat," replied Sydney.
"IT'S MINE!!" cried Soniv and Somic diving on Sydney and tackling him back into the kitchen. They began fighting over who got the sandwich.
"Would you guys quit it!" cried Sonar. "It's saying about diseases you can get from being homeless, and I can't hear it because of the noise your making!"
Sydney walked out of the kitchen with his sandwich, and sat on the couch near Sonar, and began to eat it.
"Hey, where's the gay boys?" asked Shad_Lüv.
"I shut them in the cupboard," replied Sydney.
"Can I have some of your sandwich please?" asked Shad_Lüv.
"Sure," said Sydney, as he split the sandwich in half and gave some to Shad_Lüv. "Do you think I should let Soniv and Somic out?"
"What do you think Sonar?" asked Shad_Lüv.
"Hmmmm, leave them in there for a few hours, might get some peace and quiet for once in a while," said Sonar.
"Leave them in the cupboard Sydney," said Shad_Lüv.
"It'd be my honour," said Sydney. He walked back into the kitchen and opened one of the cupboard doors to put some rubbish in the bin, at the same time Soniv Xeroi jumped out, brought Sydney to the ground and sat on him. "Get off me you puffter!" cried Sydney.
"Hmmm, I think not," said Soniv Xeroi grinning evilly. "I'm gonna do something nasty to you first, Somic!"
There was a morphing noise and a long, blue, snake-like creature, with small, long arms and legs, small yellow spikes down it's back, two small brown horns and two small round yellow eyes. It slithered across the floor and stopped just before it reached Sydney and Soniv. There was a bright flash, another morphing noise and Somic stood where the creature had been.
"Hi, Sydney!" cried Somic.
"Sydney, you locked us both in the cupboards, and didn't let us out, what shall we do back to you?" Soniv Xeroi said, grinning evilly.
Myzt, Sanic and Lynx were in the café having some Dr. Pepper and some apple pie. When Sanic spotted Jin Ishikawa, across the road about to go into a shop of books.
"Hey, Lynx!" cried Sanic. "There he is the enemy, now we can kill him now, by poisoning him, or you can work your so-called magic, and make him on our side,"
"Poison him!" cried Myzt. "Fuck sake, poison him!"
"You guys spy, if I give the thumbs up, it means I'm close to making him decide to become evil, like us. But if I give the thumbs down, you guys come in and start offering him some apple pie, that has poison in it, okay?"
"You got it babe!" cried Sanic.
"Go! Poisoned Apple Pie!" cried Myzt.
Lynx pulled her bag over her shoulder and walked out of the café, across the road and up to Jin Ishikawa. She swung her arms around his neck, and planted a kiss on his lips.
"What do you want now?" whinged Blade.
"There's a free place to join our side, why don't you take it?"
"Why should I?" asked Blade.
"Because, there are plenty of fit and healthy girls,"
"Like who?"
"What d'ya mean like who? I'm fit and healthy, and there's no decent guys to shag back there anyway, and I'm horny for sex!"
"Go shag Somic,"
"He's gay!"
"Soniv Xeroi?"
"You know full well he's gay!"
"Sonar?"
"He's too young,"
"Shad_Lüv?"
"He's a hedgehog, I need a fit, healthy, gorgeous, courageous, fearless, strong, sexy, cute Echidna,"
"Knuckles?"
"NO!" screamed Lynx. "I'm talking about you! You know you really want me in your bed at night, how can you resist me?"
"Very easily, look I'm currently on a mission,"
"To do what?"
"I need to find some bog roll, I've run out,"
"We have plenty of that at our place,"
"What do you mean 'our place?!?'" questioned Blade.
"Well there are two houses joined together, one for the guys and one for the girls, if you want sex a girl has to go to the guys place, either Sonar, Sydney, Shade, Somic, Soniv Xeroi, Ed, Shadow the bunny, Shadow the Hedgehog or Robotnik. And the girls are, moi, I'm the sexist, Sanic, Myzt, Rouge, Julia, Sharleen, Lola and Aurorai. Please Blade do it for me!" Lynx hugged Blade close to him, like she did with Shad_Lüv.
"No, sorry. I don't need sex right now, but thanks anyway," Blade pushed Lynx away from him, and walked away.
"Stupid retarded bastard," mumbled Lynx. "But you just wait Blade Jin Ishikawa, sometime your going to give in, and I will see that it happens,"
By Shad_Lüv & Somic
Please note: The before sex scene of Shad_Lüv and Lynx having sex, was written by General Blade, originally. But instead of writing his own sex scene story like he said he would, Somic used General Blade's Night Watch. And missed out changing a few of the words, because he's such a Knobhead! Which is why some of the words say Blade and Rouge.
Somic: Hehehehehehe, hi Blade!
Some time after the girls had gone out, the guys; Somic, Soniv Xeroi, Shad_Lüv, Sonar and Sydney were watching the TV and munching away on popcorn.
"Change the channel Sonar, this Tarzan movie stinks," moaned Soniv Xeroi, who was sitting next to his lover, Somic.
"Soniv, it's a documentary on the homeless," said Sonar.
"Oh," said Soniv, feeling really stupid.
Sydney comes out of the kitchen with a sandwich. Somic and Soniv spotted him.
"Is that a sandwich?" asked Somic.
"Yes, Somic, it is," replied Sydney.
"What kind of sandwich?" asked Soniv Xeroi.
"The kind you eat," replied Sydney.
"IT'S MINE!!" cried Soniv and Somic diving on Sydney and tackling him back into the kitchen. They began fighting over who got the sandwich.
"Would you guys quit it!" cried Sonar. "It's saying about diseases you can get from being homeless, and I can't hear it because of the noise your making!"
Sydney walked out of the kitchen with his sandwich, and sat on the couch near Sonar, and began to eat it.
"Hey, where's the gay boys?" asked Shad_Lüv.
"I shut them in the cupboard," replied Sydney.
"Can I have some of your sandwich please?" asked Shad_Lüv.
"Sure," said Sydney, as he split the sandwich in half and gave some to Shad_Lüv. "Do you think I should let Soniv and Somic out?"
"What do you think Sonar?" asked Shad_Lüv.
"Hmmmm, leave them in there for a few hours, might get some peace and quiet for once in a while," said Sonar.
"Leave them in the cupboard Sydney," said Shad_Lüv.
"It'd be my honour," said Sydney. He walked back into the kitchen and opened one of the cupboard doors to put some rubbish in the bin, at the same time Soniv Xeroi jumped out, brought Sydney to the ground and sat on him. "Get off me you puffter!" cried Sydney.
"Hmmm, I think not," said Soniv Xeroi grinning evilly. "I'm gonna do something nasty to you first, Somic!"
There was a morphing noise and a long, blue, snake-like creature, with small, long arms and legs, small yellow spikes down it's back, two small brown horns and two small round yellow eyes. It slithered across the floor and stopped just before it reached Sydney and Soniv. There was a bright flash, another morphing noise and Somic stood where the creature had been.
"Hi, Sydney!" cried Somic.
"Sydney, you locked us both in the cupboards, and didn't let us out, what shall we do back to you?" Soniv Xeroi said, grinning evilly.
Myzt, Sanic and Lynx were in the café having some Dr. Pepper and some apple pie. When Sanic spotted Jin Ishikawa, across the road about to go into a shop of books.
"Hey, Lynx!" cried Sanic. "There he is the enemy, now we can kill him now, by poisoning him, or you can work your so-called magic, and make him on our side,"
"Poison him!" cried Myzt. "Fuck sake, poison him!"
"You guys spy, if I give the thumbs up, it means I'm close to making him decide to become evil, like us. But if I give the thumbs down, you guys come in and start offering him some apple pie, that has poison in it, okay?"
"You got it babe!" cried Sanic.
"Go! Poisoned Apple Pie!" cried Myzt.
Lynx pulled her bag over her shoulder and walked out of the café, across the road and up to Jin Ishikawa. She swung her arms around his neck, and planted a kiss on his lips.
"What do you want now?" whinged Blade.
"There's a free place to join our side, why don't you take it?"
"Why should I?" asked Blade.
"Because, there are plenty of fit and healthy girls,"
"Like who?"
"What d'ya mean like who? I'm fit and healthy, and there's no decent guys to shag back there anyway, and I'm horny for sex!"
"Go shag Somic,"
"He's gay!"
"Soniv Xeroi?"
"You know full well he's gay!"
"Sonar?"
"He's too young,"
"Shad_Lüv?"
"He's a hedgehog, I need a fit, healthy, gorgeous, courageous, fearless, strong, sexy, cute Echidna,"
"Knuckles?"
"NO!" screamed Lynx. "I'm talking about you! You know you really want me in your bed at night, how can you resist me?"
"Very easily, look I'm currently on a mission,"
"To do what?"
"I need to find some bog roll, I've run out,"
"We have plenty of that at our place,"
"What do you mean 'our place?!?'" questioned Blade.
"Well there are two houses joined together, one for the guys and one for the girls, if you want sex a girl has to go to the guys place, either Sonar, Sydney, Shade, Somic, Soniv Xeroi, Ed, Shadow the bunny, Shadow the Hedgehog or Robotnik. And the girls are, moi, I'm the sexist, Sanic, Myzt, Rouge, Julia, Sharleen, Lola and Aurorai. Please Blade do it for me!" Lynx hugged Blade close to him, like she did with Shad_Lüv.
"No, sorry. I don't need sex right now, but thanks anyway," Blade pushed Lynx away from him, and walked away.
"Stupid retarded bastard," mumbled Lynx. "But you just wait Blade Jin Ishikawa, sometime your going to give in, and I will see that it happens,"