Bartok Xiaoyu
By Shad_Lüv & Somic
Back at the house, Sydney is asleep on the couch, Shad_Lüv's reading a magazine, Somic's pissed off somewhere, Sonar's gone upstairs to do some GCSE's on the computer and Soniv sits on the floor and plays with his toes.
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home," said Soniv, fiddling around with his toes.
"Are you capable of performing any action with your brain? Like, thinking, for example?" asked Shad_Lüv, getting irritated by Soniv.
"This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, huh? Brain stuff, eh? Yeah I tried that before," said Soniv, looking up at Shad_Lüv from where he was on the floor.
===FLASHBACK TO SONIV XEROI'S ROOM 1 MONTH AGO=== Soniv Xeroi comes in carrying a sheet of maths homework from his high school; he gets out his pencil case, and sits on the floor and tries to work out the answers. "Yeah, this is no sweat dude!" Soniv Xeroi picks up the paper and reads the question. "Number one, 1 plus 1 equals question mark. Works for me!" Soniv moves to the next problem. "Number two, what are the first three digits of pi?" Soniv Xeroi pauses for a moment. "Ah! That's a trick question!" Soniv writes the answer and then checks it over. "Let's see I put 'What flavour?' that sounds right!" Soniv moves on to the third and final question. "Number three, what is 2 divided by 1?" Soniv pauses for a moment. "Gosh, I dunno that one. But I gotta figure it out!" Sonic attempts to think really hard.
===INSIDE SONIC'S HEAD=== Instead of a brain, there's a little white mouse in a maze, trying to get to the finish where a piece of cheese awaits him. But instead of navigating through the maze, it constantly runs into the same wall.
===SONIC XEROI'S BEDROOM=== "Think harder Sonic!!" Soniv tries even harder. Now he looks constipated. "Uh-oh! Too hard!!" *KA-BOOOMMM!!!! Soniv fills the house with a horrible stench that comes from his arsehole.
===BACK TO THE PRESENT DAY===
"And this little piggy cried 'Weeeeweeeeweeeeweeeeweeeee, I can't find my way home,'" finished Soniv. "I'll leave you in peace, gonna go to my room now," Soniv walked off upstairs.
"To have gay sex," finished Shad_Lüv. Sonar calls from upstairs. "Anyone seen the computer monitor?"
"Yeah! I threw it downstairs and it hit Sydney in the back of the head! Ooops!" cried Soniv Xeroi, about to go in his room.
Sydney hears this and immediately wakes up. "SONIC!!! GET DOWN HERE!!!!"
"Soniv's not here right now! Please leave a message after the beep! BEEEEEEEPP!"
"I'm coming up there!" cried Sydney, marching upstairs.
"No! Don't! Please! NO!!" squealed Soniv as Sydney tackled him to the ground. "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!" screamed Sonic.
Later Shad_Lüv, Sonar the Rabbit, Soniv Xeroi and Sydney are all watching TV. Shade, Sonar and Sydney on the couch, Soniv down the back of the couch. Don't ask me why he's just a weirdo, doing his job.
"I feel stress," said Sonar. Sonar farts. "Ahhhhhh, not anymore," a horrible smell fills the room, worse than when Soniv caused the cat food tin to explode in the kitchen.
"You stupid idiot!!" cried Sydney, waving his arms around as if he was attacking some invisible person.
Soniv poked his head up from behind the couch. "You called?"
"Not you Knobsack! Sonar! Stupid bunny just let one rip,"
"Oh. Want to buy a peg?"
"What for?" asked Sydney "To block off the smell from going up your nostrils into your brain, of course. Why else?" replied Soniv
"Where'd you get those pegs from?" asked Shad_Lüv, still holding his nose.
"Found them lying around the street," said Soniv grinning.
There was a huge commotion outside, Shad_Lüv and Sydney looked out the window. It was rather windy, and a lot of clothes that had originally been on the line drying, were being blown down the street covered in mud and filth. Shad_Lüv and Sydney both gave Soniv a death look.
"What?" said Soniv trying to look innocent.
There was a knock on the door.
"I got it! I got it!" cried Somic, running to the door and opening it. Outside was Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, all not looking very annoyed for some reason.
"Yes?" asked Somic.
"Start explaining," growled Tails.
"About what?" asked Somic.
"You know perfectly well what! You twat head!" growled Knuckles, angrily.
"No," said Somic.
"Well let's see," began Sonic. "Isn't it amazing how everyone's washing except yours, is being blown around the street," a pair of underwear, the size of Eggman's is blown into Tails's face.
"Try using pegs," said Somic. He tried to shut the door but Knuckles stuck his foot in the way.
"We would do, but unfortunately someone stole them all," growled Knuckles, stepping into the house.
"Go borrow some," said Somic.
"Someone stole every single peg from everyone else as well as us!" growled Knuckles stepping even closer to Somic, who took a step back.
"Go buy some from the shops," said Somic.
"It's Sunday! Everything's shut!" growled Knuckles getting really pissed off with Somic now, and getting even closer to him.
"Yeah! Everything's shut like this front door will be when you shift your fat ass!" cried Somic.
Knuckles punched him in the chest. "Give me my pegs back first!"
"I ain't got any, check the living room if you must," cried Somic.
"Alright then, we will," cried Knuckles as he, Tails and Sonic walked into the living room.
Shad_Lüv, Soniv Xeroi, Sydney the FoxHog and Sonar the rabbit had gone, and on the couch and all over most of the floor were thousands of pegs.
"What the shit?" cried Somic.
"Well, we found the culprit," said Tails.
"Get prepared to die, Somic," growled Knuckles, cracking his knuckles.
"Give you three seconds to run, So-" Sonic cut off quickly as there was a bright flash where Somic was, and instead of there being Somic there was that tall, snake-like dragon with two beady yellow eyes, and yellow spikes and two sharp pointed brown horns, staring down at them.
"Alright let's fight!" said Somic. "Just give me a moment," the dragon stretched out his long tail, which went right back into the living room, through the kitchen, and out the back door, he curled it back in again. He stretched out all his other body parts. Shook his head from side to side. He yawned, scratched himself on the back of the neck, then curled into a tight round ball, and morphed back to his standard formation. "Right I'm ready to-" there was no-one there, Somic stepped out of the house to see the three of them running down the street screaming like girls. "Fair enough then," Somic shut the door and went back into the living room; amazingly all the pegs had gone. Not a single one was left.
"Hey Somic!" it was Soniv, whereever he was.
"Where did you guys go?" asked Somic.
"We were hiding," said Shad_Lüv morphing back from a cat to a hedgehog.
"Yeah, you really pulled it off," said Sydney coming out of the floor. In the floor there is this one part which lifts up and leads to the basement, where a certain two like to go to make love.
"I feel horny for sex," said Soniv Xeroi, turning visible again. "I was there the whole time with you buddy, I'm always there with you where ever you are,"
"Yeah, like the bed," said Shad_Lüv sniggering with Sonar, who had wrapped his ears around the light on the ceiling.
The front door slammed open, and Lynx stomped in.
"That bastard!" she cried. "That absolute retarded wank head!" she slumped down on the couch, and kicked Soniv up the ass.
"Hey, what's up?" asked Somic.
"Jin!" she cried, throwing a pillow at Soniv.
"What Jin Kazama, from Tekken three?" said Soniv, rubbing his head.
"NO!" she cried. "Jin Ishikawa, he's an absolute retard!"
"We know that," said Shad_Lüv, sitting down beside her.
"Get away from me Shadow!" she cried, slapping him in the face.
"Well, excuuuuuse me!" Shad_Lüv stood up and walked across the room and morphed into a cat, and then began cleaning himself the way cats do.
"I hate Blade!" screamed Lynx.
"So do I," said Soniv.
"What did he do?" asked Sonar.
"I was saying the good things about being a bad guy, and he said he was already on a mission to get some bog roll,"
"Well it's obvious isn't it," said Soniv. "He fancies someone else and it's not you, because you're a selfish old slag!"
Lynx walked up to Soniv and stood face to face with him for a while. "Prepare for serious injuries Soniv, cause there coming your way,"
"Wow! You can see the future," cried Soniv.
"No, I am the future," cried Lynx. She did a neat spin the kicked him hard with her leg, and Soniv flew through the air, straight out the living room window, over some random car, which is just there for some reason that we don't actually know, and then into a tree.
"Who says girls can't do anything?" asked Lynx.
The front door slammed shut. And Myzt rushed in.
"Lynx! Thank god I found you, there's a fight going on in the main part of town!" she cried.
"What's happening?" asked Lynx.
"I don't know some new guy and Jin Ishikawa!"
Somic: O_O ooooh, what is happening in the main part of town with the new guy and Blade Echidna? Find out in Chapter 4, coming soon.
Shad_Lüv: Soon as in Friday, with any luck.
By Shad_Lüv & Somic
Back at the house, Sydney is asleep on the couch, Shad_Lüv's reading a magazine, Somic's pissed off somewhere, Sonar's gone upstairs to do some GCSE's on the computer and Soniv sits on the floor and plays with his toes.
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home," said Soniv, fiddling around with his toes.
"Are you capable of performing any action with your brain? Like, thinking, for example?" asked Shad_Lüv, getting irritated by Soniv.
"This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, huh? Brain stuff, eh? Yeah I tried that before," said Soniv, looking up at Shad_Lüv from where he was on the floor.
===FLASHBACK TO SONIV XEROI'S ROOM 1 MONTH AGO=== Soniv Xeroi comes in carrying a sheet of maths homework from his high school; he gets out his pencil case, and sits on the floor and tries to work out the answers. "Yeah, this is no sweat dude!" Soniv Xeroi picks up the paper and reads the question. "Number one, 1 plus 1 equals question mark. Works for me!" Soniv moves to the next problem. "Number two, what are the first three digits of pi?" Soniv Xeroi pauses for a moment. "Ah! That's a trick question!" Soniv writes the answer and then checks it over. "Let's see I put 'What flavour?' that sounds right!" Soniv moves on to the third and final question. "Number three, what is 2 divided by 1?" Soniv pauses for a moment. "Gosh, I dunno that one. But I gotta figure it out!" Sonic attempts to think really hard.
===INSIDE SONIC'S HEAD=== Instead of a brain, there's a little white mouse in a maze, trying to get to the finish where a piece of cheese awaits him. But instead of navigating through the maze, it constantly runs into the same wall.
===SONIC XEROI'S BEDROOM=== "Think harder Sonic!!" Soniv tries even harder. Now he looks constipated. "Uh-oh! Too hard!!" *KA-BOOOMMM!!!! Soniv fills the house with a horrible stench that comes from his arsehole.
===BACK TO THE PRESENT DAY===
"And this little piggy cried 'Weeeeweeeeweeeeweeeeweeeee, I can't find my way home,'" finished Soniv. "I'll leave you in peace, gonna go to my room now," Soniv walked off upstairs.
"To have gay sex," finished Shad_Lüv. Sonar calls from upstairs. "Anyone seen the computer monitor?"
"Yeah! I threw it downstairs and it hit Sydney in the back of the head! Ooops!" cried Soniv Xeroi, about to go in his room.
Sydney hears this and immediately wakes up. "SONIC!!! GET DOWN HERE!!!!"
"Soniv's not here right now! Please leave a message after the beep! BEEEEEEEPP!"
"I'm coming up there!" cried Sydney, marching upstairs.
"No! Don't! Please! NO!!" squealed Soniv as Sydney tackled him to the ground. "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!" screamed Sonic.
Later Shad_Lüv, Sonar the Rabbit, Soniv Xeroi and Sydney are all watching TV. Shade, Sonar and Sydney on the couch, Soniv down the back of the couch. Don't ask me why he's just a weirdo, doing his job.
"I feel stress," said Sonar. Sonar farts. "Ahhhhhh, not anymore," a horrible smell fills the room, worse than when Soniv caused the cat food tin to explode in the kitchen.
"You stupid idiot!!" cried Sydney, waving his arms around as if he was attacking some invisible person.
Soniv poked his head up from behind the couch. "You called?"
"Not you Knobsack! Sonar! Stupid bunny just let one rip,"
"Oh. Want to buy a peg?"
"What for?" asked Sydney "To block off the smell from going up your nostrils into your brain, of course. Why else?" replied Soniv
"Where'd you get those pegs from?" asked Shad_Lüv, still holding his nose.
"Found them lying around the street," said Soniv grinning.
There was a huge commotion outside, Shad_Lüv and Sydney looked out the window. It was rather windy, and a lot of clothes that had originally been on the line drying, were being blown down the street covered in mud and filth. Shad_Lüv and Sydney both gave Soniv a death look.
"What?" said Soniv trying to look innocent.
There was a knock on the door.
"I got it! I got it!" cried Somic, running to the door and opening it. Outside was Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, all not looking very annoyed for some reason.
"Yes?" asked Somic.
"Start explaining," growled Tails.
"About what?" asked Somic.
"You know perfectly well what! You twat head!" growled Knuckles, angrily.
"No," said Somic.
"Well let's see," began Sonic. "Isn't it amazing how everyone's washing except yours, is being blown around the street," a pair of underwear, the size of Eggman's is blown into Tails's face.
"Try using pegs," said Somic. He tried to shut the door but Knuckles stuck his foot in the way.
"We would do, but unfortunately someone stole them all," growled Knuckles, stepping into the house.
"Go borrow some," said Somic.
"Someone stole every single peg from everyone else as well as us!" growled Knuckles stepping even closer to Somic, who took a step back.
"Go buy some from the shops," said Somic.
"It's Sunday! Everything's shut!" growled Knuckles getting really pissed off with Somic now, and getting even closer to him.
"Yeah! Everything's shut like this front door will be when you shift your fat ass!" cried Somic.
Knuckles punched him in the chest. "Give me my pegs back first!"
"I ain't got any, check the living room if you must," cried Somic.
"Alright then, we will," cried Knuckles as he, Tails and Sonic walked into the living room.
Shad_Lüv, Soniv Xeroi, Sydney the FoxHog and Sonar the rabbit had gone, and on the couch and all over most of the floor were thousands of pegs.
"What the shit?" cried Somic.
"Well, we found the culprit," said Tails.
"Get prepared to die, Somic," growled Knuckles, cracking his knuckles.
"Give you three seconds to run, So-" Sonic cut off quickly as there was a bright flash where Somic was, and instead of there being Somic there was that tall, snake-like dragon with two beady yellow eyes, and yellow spikes and two sharp pointed brown horns, staring down at them.
"Alright let's fight!" said Somic. "Just give me a moment," the dragon stretched out his long tail, which went right back into the living room, through the kitchen, and out the back door, he curled it back in again. He stretched out all his other body parts. Shook his head from side to side. He yawned, scratched himself on the back of the neck, then curled into a tight round ball, and morphed back to his standard formation. "Right I'm ready to-" there was no-one there, Somic stepped out of the house to see the three of them running down the street screaming like girls. "Fair enough then," Somic shut the door and went back into the living room; amazingly all the pegs had gone. Not a single one was left.
"Hey Somic!" it was Soniv, whereever he was.
"Where did you guys go?" asked Somic.
"We were hiding," said Shad_Lüv morphing back from a cat to a hedgehog.
"Yeah, you really pulled it off," said Sydney coming out of the floor. In the floor there is this one part which lifts up and leads to the basement, where a certain two like to go to make love.
"I feel horny for sex," said Soniv Xeroi, turning visible again. "I was there the whole time with you buddy, I'm always there with you where ever you are,"
"Yeah, like the bed," said Shad_Lüv sniggering with Sonar, who had wrapped his ears around the light on the ceiling.
The front door slammed open, and Lynx stomped in.
"That bastard!" she cried. "That absolute retarded wank head!" she slumped down on the couch, and kicked Soniv up the ass.
"Hey, what's up?" asked Somic.
"Jin!" she cried, throwing a pillow at Soniv.
"What Jin Kazama, from Tekken three?" said Soniv, rubbing his head.
"NO!" she cried. "Jin Ishikawa, he's an absolute retard!"
"We know that," said Shad_Lüv, sitting down beside her.
"Get away from me Shadow!" she cried, slapping him in the face.
"Well, excuuuuuse me!" Shad_Lüv stood up and walked across the room and morphed into a cat, and then began cleaning himself the way cats do.
"I hate Blade!" screamed Lynx.
"So do I," said Soniv.
"What did he do?" asked Sonar.
"I was saying the good things about being a bad guy, and he said he was already on a mission to get some bog roll,"
"Well it's obvious isn't it," said Soniv. "He fancies someone else and it's not you, because you're a selfish old slag!"
Lynx walked up to Soniv and stood face to face with him for a while. "Prepare for serious injuries Soniv, cause there coming your way,"
"Wow! You can see the future," cried Soniv.
"No, I am the future," cried Lynx. She did a neat spin the kicked him hard with her leg, and Soniv flew through the air, straight out the living room window, over some random car, which is just there for some reason that we don't actually know, and then into a tree.
"Who says girls can't do anything?" asked Lynx.
The front door slammed shut. And Myzt rushed in.
"Lynx! Thank god I found you, there's a fight going on in the main part of town!" she cried.
"What's happening?" asked Lynx.
"I don't know some new guy and Jin Ishikawa!"
Somic: O_O ooooh, what is happening in the main part of town with the new guy and Blade Echidna? Find out in Chapter 4, coming soon.
Shad_Lüv: Soon as in Friday, with any luck.