Yeah. Really, really, REALLY random. *blink* I
wrote it during English. Hasn't really got a point, but I thought I'd put it up
here anyway. Maybe you'll laugh. Or maybe you'll flame me. ^^; Don't really
care. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: Don't own LotR. Therefore, don't own Thranduil, either. No offense to Hungarian people ... it was the most random accent I could think of.
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OF THRANDUIL AND THE WORLD END
Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was an elfling by the name of Thranduil. He was a good kid. He always ate his veggies, and made his bed in the mornings, and did what his ada and his naneth told him to.
But, one day, Thranduil woke up with an urge to NOT do what his ada told him. ((*collective gasp*)) He had reached the dreaded and horrific stage of ... ADOLESENCE! ((*more collective gasp*)) And thus, seeing as how he was possessed by this terrible and pubescent spirit, he found himself constantly gripped by an uncanny urge to rebel.
It was HORRIBLE! In fact, it was the end of the world! ((*still more collective gasp*))
So all the knights of Gondor, who were in the service of the King/Steward until death take them, or their lord release them, or WORLD END!, decided they were going to take over the ended world. Freedom can be a very large burden to bear, after all, and I suppose their poor, feeble, Gondorian minds couldn't take the stress.
So they did. And, by their decree, everyone was to drink tea with their pinkies out, and eat crumpets with their coffee, and speak with a Hungarian accent.
And Ilúvatar saw that it was good.
THE END
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Wasn't it GREAT?! ^_^ I think I may expand on it someday.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own LotR. Therefore, don't own Thranduil, either. No offense to Hungarian people ... it was the most random accent I could think of.
*~*
OF THRANDUIL AND THE WORLD END
Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was an elfling by the name of Thranduil. He was a good kid. He always ate his veggies, and made his bed in the mornings, and did what his ada and his naneth told him to.
But, one day, Thranduil woke up with an urge to NOT do what his ada told him. ((*collective gasp*)) He had reached the dreaded and horrific stage of ... ADOLESENCE! ((*more collective gasp*)) And thus, seeing as how he was possessed by this terrible and pubescent spirit, he found himself constantly gripped by an uncanny urge to rebel.
It was HORRIBLE! In fact, it was the end of the world! ((*still more collective gasp*))
So all the knights of Gondor, who were in the service of the King/Steward until death take them, or their lord release them, or WORLD END!, decided they were going to take over the ended world. Freedom can be a very large burden to bear, after all, and I suppose their poor, feeble, Gondorian minds couldn't take the stress.
So they did. And, by their decree, everyone was to drink tea with their pinkies out, and eat crumpets with their coffee, and speak with a Hungarian accent.
And Ilúvatar saw that it was good.
THE END
*~*
Wasn't it GREAT?! ^_^ I think I may expand on it someday.