Jim Bob Bobio lived on a skanky farm in Oinksville, a small town that most
maps had sadly forgotten. Oinksville was located on a small island on the
coast of Tortall. Jim Bob Bobio (Jim Bob for short) loved pigs. They were
his friends...his only friends. They smelled like him, they ate like him, and
they were as neat as him. One day Jim Bob had a craving for rotten cabbage,
so he decided to sail his rickety little boat to Corus so he could satisfy
his craving. He pulled his rusty pail out of the boat and grunted a
guttural tune. He poked his head in nearly all the garbage cans but
couldn't find any decent cabbage! Discouraged, he looked up from the last
garbage can, and saw the most beautiful woman on earth! "Oh my flying pig"
he exclaimed. "Who is that beautiful woman! My, look at that snout! I have
never seen one so big on a human before!" "Watch who you call a woman, pig
boy! That was our very special Prince Jonathan!" Oh no! thought Jim Bob. I
found my true love, but now it turns out he's a man! Oh well, I'll follow
him anyways.
Jim Bob followed Prince Jonathan all around town that day, without getting caught! He was just so dirty that he blended in to the muddy streets. As Jim Bob followed his true love, another sight as beautiful as a rainy day in a mud swamp fell upon his beady eyes. A red-haired woman waltzed to the table where Jonathan was sitting and put her food tray down. Despite her poor taste in food (how could anyone eat bread rolls and fresh vegetable soup!) she was even more beautiful than the Prince. "This", Jim Bob exclaimed, "Is my even truer love!" For many years he courted the red headed girl, who later turned out to be Alanna of Trebond. Despite several affairs she had during their relationship, he still loved her, and proved his love by marrying her and having all four of her pudgy, large snouted children. But of course, no one could fall in love with a boy named Jim Bob, so he changed it to George Cooper and became known as the King of Theives!
The End!
Jim Bob followed Prince Jonathan all around town that day, without getting caught! He was just so dirty that he blended in to the muddy streets. As Jim Bob followed his true love, another sight as beautiful as a rainy day in a mud swamp fell upon his beady eyes. A red-haired woman waltzed to the table where Jonathan was sitting and put her food tray down. Despite her poor taste in food (how could anyone eat bread rolls and fresh vegetable soup!) she was even more beautiful than the Prince. "This", Jim Bob exclaimed, "Is my even truer love!" For many years he courted the red headed girl, who later turned out to be Alanna of Trebond. Despite several affairs she had during their relationship, he still loved her, and proved his love by marrying her and having all four of her pudgy, large snouted children. But of course, no one could fall in love with a boy named Jim Bob, so he changed it to George Cooper and became known as the King of Theives!
The End!