DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters (though I wish I did, mind
you! ^_~! Lol!) I also do not own the story or anything like that! And if
you dare try to accuse thee of theft, I shall hurt you. And believe me, it
WILL hurt! ^_^ lol! Jk!
*oh, and btw, this fan fic is meant to be cheesy! If anything, humorously cheesy, no scratch that.......DANGEROUSLY CHEESY! Heh, Flaming Hot Cheetos got nothing on me! XD!*
Sarah sat in her room remembering back in the days of her teen years. Back through the times of her adventure through the Labyrinth, and with that sexy goblin king Jareth. Oh how she longed for those days again. If she could turn back the time, and redo those moments, she would. Toby had grown up to be a drug dealing bum. So he probably would've been better off with the goblins. Not to mention, she would have gotten to stay with Jareth. What ever happened to him, she wondered.
She glanced down at the clock, it read 15 after 11. It was late, and she had work next morning. Man, college wasn't even worth going to, since she was still flipping fish fillets at Long John Silvers. Actress, her ass. It was all a joke. But anyways, she fell into her bed and fell into a dreamy abyss.
She opened her eyes after what seemed to be only a few minutes and saw that she was in front of the Labyrinth. The exact spot she was the first time she had been there. She looked around, it was the same setting the same yellowish sky. Jareth appeared behind her. Sara was startled to see him.
"Jareth!"
"Sara...the last time you were here, you committed a most grievous error. In the middle of the Labyrinth, pass the great hedges, and a stone's throw away from the vicious centaur. You....you left the toilet seat up, unless you want to throw the universe in disarray, you must put it back down."
"You mean you pee sitting down?" Sara asked curiously.
"Hell yea! You try carrying this big thing! It isn't easy. Hell, it's hard enough to walk! I'm sure you've seen 'The Bulge!' Everyone's seen 'The Bulge.'"
Sara turned around, back facing him. "That was another life...Nowadays...people use tripods to keep it from dragging!"
"Those days are gone, Sara, we are in a different era here! We have goblins to carry them for us! They don't call me the Goblin King for nothing! I even have my own line of lube out on the market, 'Gobs of Goblin King!'"
"Yes, I know. I bought the whole line off of EBay." exclaimed Sara.
"You have 13 hours to solve the Labyrinth, or else your baby brother will become one of us, forever." Jareth began to fade away.
"You mean sister! He had a sex change at the age of nine!" Sara called after him.
She went on down the hill to see a little midget-like thing taking a piss in the water hole. Sara stared at him curiously. The creature looked over and Sara staring at him.
"Why you staring? Heh. I'd be staring too if I were you!" said the midget.
"I'm ever so sorry! I'm here to solve the Labyrinth...again. Could you help me out? Please?"
"Yeah I could help you."
"Oh thank heavens!"
"But I won't."
Sara gasped deeply. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" She fell to her knees and began to cry frantically.
"What is your name, anyways?" said the midget.
"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-saaahwaa."
"Oh, yeah, I guess Rupert is an okay name. My name is Hoggle. So you can call me Hoggle. And if you call me Hogwart one fucking time, I'll shove my hand up your ass and pull your colon out and wrap it around your neck, tie you to the limb of a tree by your hair then pistol whip you with a squirt gun and leave you out in the desert to rot."
*oh, and btw, this fan fic is meant to be cheesy! If anything, humorously cheesy, no scratch that.......DANGEROUSLY CHEESY! Heh, Flaming Hot Cheetos got nothing on me! XD!*
Sarah sat in her room remembering back in the days of her teen years. Back through the times of her adventure through the Labyrinth, and with that sexy goblin king Jareth. Oh how she longed for those days again. If she could turn back the time, and redo those moments, she would. Toby had grown up to be a drug dealing bum. So he probably would've been better off with the goblins. Not to mention, she would have gotten to stay with Jareth. What ever happened to him, she wondered.
She glanced down at the clock, it read 15 after 11. It was late, and she had work next morning. Man, college wasn't even worth going to, since she was still flipping fish fillets at Long John Silvers. Actress, her ass. It was all a joke. But anyways, she fell into her bed and fell into a dreamy abyss.
She opened her eyes after what seemed to be only a few minutes and saw that she was in front of the Labyrinth. The exact spot she was the first time she had been there. She looked around, it was the same setting the same yellowish sky. Jareth appeared behind her. Sara was startled to see him.
"Jareth!"
"Sara...the last time you were here, you committed a most grievous error. In the middle of the Labyrinth, pass the great hedges, and a stone's throw away from the vicious centaur. You....you left the toilet seat up, unless you want to throw the universe in disarray, you must put it back down."
"You mean you pee sitting down?" Sara asked curiously.
"Hell yea! You try carrying this big thing! It isn't easy. Hell, it's hard enough to walk! I'm sure you've seen 'The Bulge!' Everyone's seen 'The Bulge.'"
Sara turned around, back facing him. "That was another life...Nowadays...people use tripods to keep it from dragging!"
"Those days are gone, Sara, we are in a different era here! We have goblins to carry them for us! They don't call me the Goblin King for nothing! I even have my own line of lube out on the market, 'Gobs of Goblin King!'"
"Yes, I know. I bought the whole line off of EBay." exclaimed Sara.
"You have 13 hours to solve the Labyrinth, or else your baby brother will become one of us, forever." Jareth began to fade away.
"You mean sister! He had a sex change at the age of nine!" Sara called after him.
She went on down the hill to see a little midget-like thing taking a piss in the water hole. Sara stared at him curiously. The creature looked over and Sara staring at him.
"Why you staring? Heh. I'd be staring too if I were you!" said the midget.
"I'm ever so sorry! I'm here to solve the Labyrinth...again. Could you help me out? Please?"
"Yeah I could help you."
"Oh thank heavens!"
"But I won't."
Sara gasped deeply. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" She fell to her knees and began to cry frantically.
"What is your name, anyways?" said the midget.
"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-saaahwaa."
"Oh, yeah, I guess Rupert is an okay name. My name is Hoggle. So you can call me Hoggle. And if you call me Hogwart one fucking time, I'll shove my hand up your ass and pull your colon out and wrap it around your neck, tie you to the limb of a tree by your hair then pistol whip you with a squirt gun and leave you out in the desert to rot."