It was late, but never really bothered Cloud. Especially since majority of gaming population turned him into a bit oa pervert with the whole swinging his 'sword' at Aerith on the alter Or that the fact, gamers never also had a problem turning him loose in stores or houses to take things without population... Basically, Cloud was a hero without morals. All thanks to the gaming population, including this wacko of an author. And what was our favorite easily confused blonde doing at this hour? Drunk and stumbling through the Nibelhiem Manner and looking for that delicious stud muffin of a man- Vin-pants... er, VINCENT, the vampire like dude.
"OMG, I LUV FLORIDA!" Wailed Cloud as he tackled the hot body and cute bootified Vincent from behind. "CAN I TOUCH UR BOOB?"
Pausing, Vincent sighed and said, "I take it this is Cloud, yes?"
"SOME1 U KNOW, THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!!!!1111111" Laughed Cloud rather loudly, nearly deafening our most lovely Vincent!
"That's... um... rather interesting, Cloud..." Mumbled Vincent as he attempted to free himself.
Pressing his thin, tainted lips, the chocobo haired man gushed, "MY NAME IS BOB. I'M FROM THAT THERE VILLAGE!"
"Ideed?..." There was an awe-inspiring pause from Vincent. "You are not Bob cause I know no 'Bob'..."
"BUT BOB IS A SEXY NAME!111" Gurgled Cloud as his grip slipped and the blonde flailed for a moment. "DO YOU LIKE DOLPHINS?"
Vincent attempted to bolt forward, only to have Cloud wrap his drunken arms around his waist. Giggling, Cloud sadly went on with, "I DO!!! I WANNA HOMP ONE! LOL1111!!!!!!!"
"Why is that everytime we get together there is a SAD lack of healthy buttsex and I have to deal with your problem of constantly becoming stupid?" Muttered Vincent sourly.
"MY PROBLEM IS NO DOPLIN LOVE!!!!"
"Oh gawd..."
Cloud paused before tugging at Vincent's pants. "Snuggle bunny, your snarfy little love bear wrote you a snarfy tale to put you in the mood..."
Vincent slapped his forehead and managed to say in an even tone, "really?"
"Uh huh! Wanna hear it?" Before Vincent could say 'no', Cloud released the the body of hotness and leapt to his feet in a fumbling 'bang'. Tettering a bit, he pulled out a piece of paper and looked his would-be boyfriend said, "but you're gonna have to play along..." Cloud beamed. "It's like an interactive play!"
Asking the yaoi gods and goddess why Vincent founght to urge to scream as Cloud announced, "your a young girl swinging in the dark... 8 years old..."
Cloud stared at him as the dark bishonen glared at him. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"START PLAYING ALONG!" Screamed the drunk and typically stupid blonde angstly!
"Um.... I'm humming to herself and swinging back and forth... on a swing... YEAhhhhh..."
"rustles as he hears humming coming from the distance and cloaked in the night prowls through the city utin i see her swinging their.. youn, innocent, swinging by herself in the dark under the pale full moons light..." Rambled Cloud as he stalked before Vincent and help up a sign. "--- VAMPIRE"
"WHAT THE HELL, CLOUD?" Vincent threw up his hands in the air. "I'm not doing this! This is creeepy and too weird! Even for me!"
"But I didn't get to the part where I get to using the sensuality 10 times greater than you would ever feel in the real world with a man with my SUPER TONGUE---!" Cloud fell over as something collide into the back of his head. The blonde looked even more loss before falling over, booty up in the air.
"Vincent..." Cooed a voice as bat was discard next to Cloud and Rufus Shinra stepped forth from the darkness. "I have come to make wild wild wild snarf snarf snarf bunny kinky yaoi buttsex to you!!!" The blonde president tossed his head. "I will not allow you to escape me!"
"Okay." Vincent shrugged.
"And if you think I will not... er... what?"
"I'm up for some hot guy on guy action with you, Mister President." Vincent sighed. "I think it will be the only real guy on guy action I'll be able to get... Cloud is just too... stupid. I give up. Sure, he has the lost shouta like boy does in every Pre-FF yaoi tale, but now... I'm just fed up! I need a real man to satisfy me until Cloud get's his IQ fixed and a end to his idenity crisis!"
Rufus nearly drooled as Vincent shook his tooshie at him.
"Come get some..."
And so Rufus went to go get some... until something else arose from dark depths of... um... spandex space! Dun dun dun!!!
Just then Sephiroth walked in and wacked Akira in the back of the head. "WENCH!!! What the HELL do you think you're doing?!"
Akira whimpered, "getting all excited for the new FFVII movie coming out by making having two my favorite bishonen have buttsex?..."
"What about me and Aerith?! Don't you think we should be having sex before you feed your own delusions?!"
"Um.... no?"
"DIE!"
Akira ran then. She would be forced to conclude this tale another day...
Mmmmm... snarfy buttsex!
"OMG, I LUV FLORIDA!" Wailed Cloud as he tackled the hot body and cute bootified Vincent from behind. "CAN I TOUCH UR BOOB?"
Pausing, Vincent sighed and said, "I take it this is Cloud, yes?"
"SOME1 U KNOW, THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!!!!1111111" Laughed Cloud rather loudly, nearly deafening our most lovely Vincent!
"That's... um... rather interesting, Cloud..." Mumbled Vincent as he attempted to free himself.
Pressing his thin, tainted lips, the chocobo haired man gushed, "MY NAME IS BOB. I'M FROM THAT THERE VILLAGE!"
"Ideed?..." There was an awe-inspiring pause from Vincent. "You are not Bob cause I know no 'Bob'..."
"BUT BOB IS A SEXY NAME!111" Gurgled Cloud as his grip slipped and the blonde flailed for a moment. "DO YOU LIKE DOLPHINS?"
Vincent attempted to bolt forward, only to have Cloud wrap his drunken arms around his waist. Giggling, Cloud sadly went on with, "I DO!!! I WANNA HOMP ONE! LOL1111!!!!!!!"
"Why is that everytime we get together there is a SAD lack of healthy buttsex and I have to deal with your problem of constantly becoming stupid?" Muttered Vincent sourly.
"MY PROBLEM IS NO DOPLIN LOVE!!!!"
"Oh gawd..."
Cloud paused before tugging at Vincent's pants. "Snuggle bunny, your snarfy little love bear wrote you a snarfy tale to put you in the mood..."
Vincent slapped his forehead and managed to say in an even tone, "really?"
"Uh huh! Wanna hear it?" Before Vincent could say 'no', Cloud released the the body of hotness and leapt to his feet in a fumbling 'bang'. Tettering a bit, he pulled out a piece of paper and looked his would-be boyfriend said, "but you're gonna have to play along..." Cloud beamed. "It's like an interactive play!"
Asking the yaoi gods and goddess why Vincent founght to urge to scream as Cloud announced, "your a young girl swinging in the dark... 8 years old..."
Cloud stared at him as the dark bishonen glared at him. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"START PLAYING ALONG!" Screamed the drunk and typically stupid blonde angstly!
"Um.... I'm humming to herself and swinging back and forth... on a swing... YEAhhhhh..."
"rustles as he hears humming coming from the distance and cloaked in the night prowls through the city utin i see her swinging their.. youn, innocent, swinging by herself in the dark under the pale full moons light..." Rambled Cloud as he stalked before Vincent and help up a sign. "--- VAMPIRE"
"WHAT THE HELL, CLOUD?" Vincent threw up his hands in the air. "I'm not doing this! This is creeepy and too weird! Even for me!"
"But I didn't get to the part where I get to using the sensuality 10 times greater than you would ever feel in the real world with a man with my SUPER TONGUE---!" Cloud fell over as something collide into the back of his head. The blonde looked even more loss before falling over, booty up in the air.
"Vincent..." Cooed a voice as bat was discard next to Cloud and Rufus Shinra stepped forth from the darkness. "I have come to make wild wild wild snarf snarf snarf bunny kinky yaoi buttsex to you!!!" The blonde president tossed his head. "I will not allow you to escape me!"
"Okay." Vincent shrugged.
"And if you think I will not... er... what?"
"I'm up for some hot guy on guy action with you, Mister President." Vincent sighed. "I think it will be the only real guy on guy action I'll be able to get... Cloud is just too... stupid. I give up. Sure, he has the lost shouta like boy does in every Pre-FF yaoi tale, but now... I'm just fed up! I need a real man to satisfy me until Cloud get's his IQ fixed and a end to his idenity crisis!"
Rufus nearly drooled as Vincent shook his tooshie at him.
"Come get some..."
And so Rufus went to go get some... until something else arose from dark depths of... um... spandex space! Dun dun dun!!!
Just then Sephiroth walked in and wacked Akira in the back of the head. "WENCH!!! What the HELL do you think you're doing?!"
Akira whimpered, "getting all excited for the new FFVII movie coming out by making having two my favorite bishonen have buttsex?..."
"What about me and Aerith?! Don't you think we should be having sex before you feed your own delusions?!"
"Um.... no?"
"DIE!"
Akira ran then. She would be forced to conclude this tale another day...
Mmmmm... snarfy buttsex!