The Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the Jez and Kait.
This was co-written with my good friend Nicola, we changed our names for some reason that only the alien gods know. Anywho enjoy.
Chapter 1 - Polar bears are left handed.
"It's dark"
"I know it's dark just find us a seat."
"How did we miss 15 minutes anyway we're not that late?"
"I have no answer to that question but I can tell you that polar bears are left handed."
I looked at my friend Jezebel like she was crazy which she is so that is completely off topic, which I tend to do a lot. I'm Kaitlyn by the way. So back to the story. We walked up and up till eventually I, yes me; spot a row of empty seats. I walked along trying so hard not to disturb the film which is hard when people are grumbling and glaring at you through the dark, I swear peoples eyes light up when they're angry. Anywho that's going off topic yet again, me being the clumsy person that I am fall as I'm trying to find a seat. That would have been fine till Jezebel tripped over me.
* * * * * Port Royale Jail * * * * *
"Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack, come on. Come on, good boy. That's it, good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That's it, that's it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cat."
CRASH!
"No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean it. I didn't..."
The dog bolted. Jack looked at where the crash had come from; two young ladies lay on the floor mumbling about cinemas and polar bears. They got up brushing off the dirt from they're strange attire.
"I've got popcorn in my hair," the smaller of the two grumbled and helped the other girl up.
"Oh look! A doggy." The girl ran after the dog and picked it up bringing it back to where the other girl stood. "Oh shiny keys."
"To-to I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," said the smaller girl only to receive a glare from the other.
"I am not called To-to I am called Jezebel or Jez to my close friends which doesn't include you anymore Kaitlyn cause you called me a dog."
Jack saw this as his chance to make his escape, as Jezebel was not letting the dog go no matter how much it struggled and it still had the keys.
"Would you two Ladies be kind enough to give Jack here those keys ye have there?"
"I'm not a girl apparently, I'm a dog and who's Jack?"
"That's Jack and I suppose so as long as." the other girl, Kaitlyn, spoke up only to be interrupted by a royal guard falling down the steps closely followed by two ugly looking men.
"Quick, the keys!" Jack whispered sticking his arm out to reach for them but Jez being Jez decided she was doing it and no one else. Jez quickly opened the door only to be pushed in with Kaitlyn by Jack as the pirates spotted him.
Kaitlyns POV (I'll try not to do POV's after this it will all be from Kaitlyns POV) "This ain't the armoury." The dark skinned pirate said looking around. "Well, well, well, look what we have here Twigg - Captain Jack Sparrow." The other said. Twigg walked up to the cell and spat "Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren't improved much." "Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." Jack said provoking the pirate who lunged at Jack and grabbed him round the neck only for his arm to turn skeletal. "That's freaky deaky Nora," I piped up only to receive glares off everyone.
"So there is a curse. That's interesting." Jack said choosing to ignore the last comment. "You know nothing of Hell." They turned and left the jail leaving Jez and Kaitlyn sat in a corner and Jack leaning against the bars. "That's very interesting." Jack said to know one in particular. "That was interesting and I do know something of hell." Jez declared matter- of-factly "it's big and red and full of fire." I just rolled my eyes and looked at the man across from them. He was tall and his black hair was in dreadlocks and there was a red scarf tied round his forehead. He definitely reminded me of someone I just couldn't think who. "Ergh! This is going to bug me all day now," I said to myself. "What will bug you?" Jez asked looking me as if I was demented. "Him!" I replied pointing to Jack. Jez just burst out laughing at me it probably had something to do with my last comment she finds one word answers funny. She is a strange child. "I do have a name ye know." He replied, finally taking note that he had locked us in the cell with him. "Captain Jack Sparrow." "Nice to meet ya Jack."
"Captain!"
"Sorry. CAPTAIN! Jack Sparrow, I'm Kaitlyn and this is Jez or Jezebel or Idiot what ever you fancy calling her," I said.
"The keys would be nice ladies if ye don't mind, I have a ship to commandeer and save my neck whilst doing it." (A/n - He he pun) Jack said reaching out for the keys.
"I don't have them," I said.
"Neither do I." Jack replied and then turned to look at Jez "That means you must have them miss Jezebel."
"Why would I have the keys," she realises that she did have them, "Opps, I dropped them, sowwee." How can anyone lose a set of keys? Ask Jez she could lose an elephant if she tried or didn't. That really didn't make sense so on with a little adventure.
"If ye dropped them then they must be on the floor," he turned round just in time to see the dog pick up the keys. "Great."
"Sowwee," Jez said again, this girl was seriously going to face my wrath.
"Sowwee? Jez you are definitely the most stupidest girl I have ever met I am so glad this is a dream from when I hit my head in the cinema and knocked myself unconscious," I slumped onto the floor "If you don't mind I'm going to wake up from this dream." With that I lay on the floor and closed my eyes. A few minutes later I opened them again "This is not the cinema WHY?!"
"Because it's a cell Miss Kaitlyn not a chin-mart thing that ye said before," Jack replied turning away from his lock picking with a bone.
"Have you ever heard of a mart that sells chins Kait?" Jez asked me.
"Nope but then again when do you knock yourself unconscious and end up in a movie?" I replied in a know it all voice.
"That's another question that I don't know the answer to but I do know that Elvis was Blonde. Wait! We're in a movie?" Jez said looking completely bemused which wasn't unusual for Jez.
"Yup! That's the only semi logical explanation that I can up with," I said completely ignoring Jack who was listening in to their conversation. "I do have another way to get back but it's evil."
"What is it? Tell me or I'll .. I'll .. get Bob my pet spider on you." The demon child shouted I'm sure she was trying to deafen me.
"Hit our heads and knock ourselves unconscious again but that would hurt so we're not doing that." "I'll gladly do it for ye if it shuts you up," Jack said trying his best to scare us which worked as I ran behind Jez to save myself. "Her first," I said from behind Jez who very kindly kicked me in the leg.
Instead of Jack coming towards us and killing us he just laughed and then laughed some more. The evil ice cream brain how dare he laugh at us. Instead of throwing some insult I sat down in the corner and glared at the evil guy who was now rolling on the floor howling with laughter. Then the worst thing happened. Jez started laughing as well the evil muffin how dare she, she's meant to be on the side of moi. The sooner I get out of here the better. Where's that wall?
* * * * * * * * * Wahey! It's the first chapter of my new fic and my first POTC one yay! So be nice and review k?
P.S I really did miss the first 15 mins of POTC cause the evil cinema started it earlier than they should have done.
P.P.S REVIEW!
This was co-written with my good friend Nicola, we changed our names for some reason that only the alien gods know. Anywho enjoy.
Chapter 1 - Polar bears are left handed.
"It's dark"
"I know it's dark just find us a seat."
"How did we miss 15 minutes anyway we're not that late?"
"I have no answer to that question but I can tell you that polar bears are left handed."
I looked at my friend Jezebel like she was crazy which she is so that is completely off topic, which I tend to do a lot. I'm Kaitlyn by the way. So back to the story. We walked up and up till eventually I, yes me; spot a row of empty seats. I walked along trying so hard not to disturb the film which is hard when people are grumbling and glaring at you through the dark, I swear peoples eyes light up when they're angry. Anywho that's going off topic yet again, me being the clumsy person that I am fall as I'm trying to find a seat. That would have been fine till Jezebel tripped over me.
* * * * * Port Royale Jail * * * * *
"Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack, come on. Come on, good boy. That's it, good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That's it, that's it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cat."
CRASH!
"No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean it. I didn't..."
The dog bolted. Jack looked at where the crash had come from; two young ladies lay on the floor mumbling about cinemas and polar bears. They got up brushing off the dirt from they're strange attire.
"I've got popcorn in my hair," the smaller of the two grumbled and helped the other girl up.
"Oh look! A doggy." The girl ran after the dog and picked it up bringing it back to where the other girl stood. "Oh shiny keys."
"To-to I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," said the smaller girl only to receive a glare from the other.
"I am not called To-to I am called Jezebel or Jez to my close friends which doesn't include you anymore Kaitlyn cause you called me a dog."
Jack saw this as his chance to make his escape, as Jezebel was not letting the dog go no matter how much it struggled and it still had the keys.
"Would you two Ladies be kind enough to give Jack here those keys ye have there?"
"I'm not a girl apparently, I'm a dog and who's Jack?"
"That's Jack and I suppose so as long as." the other girl, Kaitlyn, spoke up only to be interrupted by a royal guard falling down the steps closely followed by two ugly looking men.
"Quick, the keys!" Jack whispered sticking his arm out to reach for them but Jez being Jez decided she was doing it and no one else. Jez quickly opened the door only to be pushed in with Kaitlyn by Jack as the pirates spotted him.
Kaitlyns POV (I'll try not to do POV's after this it will all be from Kaitlyns POV) "This ain't the armoury." The dark skinned pirate said looking around. "Well, well, well, look what we have here Twigg - Captain Jack Sparrow." The other said. Twigg walked up to the cell and spat "Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren't improved much." "Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." Jack said provoking the pirate who lunged at Jack and grabbed him round the neck only for his arm to turn skeletal. "That's freaky deaky Nora," I piped up only to receive glares off everyone.
"So there is a curse. That's interesting." Jack said choosing to ignore the last comment. "You know nothing of Hell." They turned and left the jail leaving Jez and Kaitlyn sat in a corner and Jack leaning against the bars. "That's very interesting." Jack said to know one in particular. "That was interesting and I do know something of hell." Jez declared matter- of-factly "it's big and red and full of fire." I just rolled my eyes and looked at the man across from them. He was tall and his black hair was in dreadlocks and there was a red scarf tied round his forehead. He definitely reminded me of someone I just couldn't think who. "Ergh! This is going to bug me all day now," I said to myself. "What will bug you?" Jez asked looking me as if I was demented. "Him!" I replied pointing to Jack. Jez just burst out laughing at me it probably had something to do with my last comment she finds one word answers funny. She is a strange child. "I do have a name ye know." He replied, finally taking note that he had locked us in the cell with him. "Captain Jack Sparrow." "Nice to meet ya Jack."
"Captain!"
"Sorry. CAPTAIN! Jack Sparrow, I'm Kaitlyn and this is Jez or Jezebel or Idiot what ever you fancy calling her," I said.
"The keys would be nice ladies if ye don't mind, I have a ship to commandeer and save my neck whilst doing it." (A/n - He he pun) Jack said reaching out for the keys.
"I don't have them," I said.
"Neither do I." Jack replied and then turned to look at Jez "That means you must have them miss Jezebel."
"Why would I have the keys," she realises that she did have them, "Opps, I dropped them, sowwee." How can anyone lose a set of keys? Ask Jez she could lose an elephant if she tried or didn't. That really didn't make sense so on with a little adventure.
"If ye dropped them then they must be on the floor," he turned round just in time to see the dog pick up the keys. "Great."
"Sowwee," Jez said again, this girl was seriously going to face my wrath.
"Sowwee? Jez you are definitely the most stupidest girl I have ever met I am so glad this is a dream from when I hit my head in the cinema and knocked myself unconscious," I slumped onto the floor "If you don't mind I'm going to wake up from this dream." With that I lay on the floor and closed my eyes. A few minutes later I opened them again "This is not the cinema WHY?!"
"Because it's a cell Miss Kaitlyn not a chin-mart thing that ye said before," Jack replied turning away from his lock picking with a bone.
"Have you ever heard of a mart that sells chins Kait?" Jez asked me.
"Nope but then again when do you knock yourself unconscious and end up in a movie?" I replied in a know it all voice.
"That's another question that I don't know the answer to but I do know that Elvis was Blonde. Wait! We're in a movie?" Jez said looking completely bemused which wasn't unusual for Jez.
"Yup! That's the only semi logical explanation that I can up with," I said completely ignoring Jack who was listening in to their conversation. "I do have another way to get back but it's evil."
"What is it? Tell me or I'll .. I'll .. get Bob my pet spider on you." The demon child shouted I'm sure she was trying to deafen me.
"Hit our heads and knock ourselves unconscious again but that would hurt so we're not doing that." "I'll gladly do it for ye if it shuts you up," Jack said trying his best to scare us which worked as I ran behind Jez to save myself. "Her first," I said from behind Jez who very kindly kicked me in the leg.
Instead of Jack coming towards us and killing us he just laughed and then laughed some more. The evil ice cream brain how dare he laugh at us. Instead of throwing some insult I sat down in the corner and glared at the evil guy who was now rolling on the floor howling with laughter. Then the worst thing happened. Jez started laughing as well the evil muffin how dare she, she's meant to be on the side of moi. The sooner I get out of here the better. Where's that wall?
* * * * * * * * * Wahey! It's the first chapter of my new fic and my first POTC one yay! So be nice and review k?
P.S I really did miss the first 15 mins of POTC cause the evil cinema started it earlier than they should have done.
P.P.S REVIEW!