This Story's Got Problems
Tagline : What if Zim never made it to Earth?
Disclaimer : I don't own anything Invader Zim, but I own the planet of Math and all it's creatures.
Chapter 1 : The Next Faze Of Travel
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"Doom, doom, doom, doom!" Gir sang as they traveled the galaxy.
"Will you please shut up?" Zim angrily commanded. Gir put on a sad face.
"But why?" Gir wanted to know. Zim shook his head.
"Because it's utterly annoying!" Zim exclaimed, "I can't concentrate on finding where we're supposed to go!"
"Why?" Gir asked.
"Just because! Ok?" Zim yelled. Gir turned away from Zim to pout. Suddenly, Zim saw a bit of land peaking out of the darkness. "Gir! Gir!! I think we've found it! I think we've found it! Are you ready to invade, Gir? Gir?!?"
"I'm not talking to you," Gir replied.
"I'll get you a treat when we get there," Zim offered. Gir turned around and began to get excited.
"Land? Land? Where?!? Where Zim? Where is land, Zim?" Gir asked frantically. Zim stared at his companion with concern, but shrugged it off.
"Do you not see that?" Zim pointed. Gir looked.
"No! I don't see it! Where, Zim? Where??" Gir asked. Zim became angry.. again. Zim grabbed Gir's head and turned him in the direction of the small piece of land. He pointed to the very glass of the small device they had been riding in.
"Do you see that? I'm pointing right at it, Gir! That's it! I know it is!" Zim exclaimed, "Are you ready to invade my invading robot friend??" Zim produced an evil laugh and Gir just stared at him.
"That.. that purple thing?" Gir asked. Zim rapidly nodded. "You think that be Earth?"
"Yes! That is Earth!" Zim exclaimed. Gir looked at it again.
"It's so pretty. It's so purple. I love it, Zim. I want to marry it, Zim. Can I, Zim? Can I?" Gir asked. Zim stared at him.
"No! You can not marry Earth. Come along, Gir! We're about to land," Zim told him.
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tbc? please read and review!!
Tagline : What if Zim never made it to Earth?
Disclaimer : I don't own anything Invader Zim, but I own the planet of Math and all it's creatures.
Chapter 1 : The Next Faze Of Travel
*~*~*
"Doom, doom, doom, doom!" Gir sang as they traveled the galaxy.
"Will you please shut up?" Zim angrily commanded. Gir put on a sad face.
"But why?" Gir wanted to know. Zim shook his head.
"Because it's utterly annoying!" Zim exclaimed, "I can't concentrate on finding where we're supposed to go!"
"Why?" Gir asked.
"Just because! Ok?" Zim yelled. Gir turned away from Zim to pout. Suddenly, Zim saw a bit of land peaking out of the darkness. "Gir! Gir!! I think we've found it! I think we've found it! Are you ready to invade, Gir? Gir?!?"
"I'm not talking to you," Gir replied.
"I'll get you a treat when we get there," Zim offered. Gir turned around and began to get excited.
"Land? Land? Where?!? Where Zim? Where is land, Zim?" Gir asked frantically. Zim stared at his companion with concern, but shrugged it off.
"Do you not see that?" Zim pointed. Gir looked.
"No! I don't see it! Where, Zim? Where??" Gir asked. Zim became angry.. again. Zim grabbed Gir's head and turned him in the direction of the small piece of land. He pointed to the very glass of the small device they had been riding in.
"Do you see that? I'm pointing right at it, Gir! That's it! I know it is!" Zim exclaimed, "Are you ready to invade my invading robot friend??" Zim produced an evil laugh and Gir just stared at him.
"That.. that purple thing?" Gir asked. Zim rapidly nodded. "You think that be Earth?"
"Yes! That is Earth!" Zim exclaimed. Gir looked at it again.
"It's so pretty. It's so purple. I love it, Zim. I want to marry it, Zim. Can I, Zim? Can I?" Gir asked. Zim stared at him.
"No! You can not marry Earth. Come along, Gir! We're about to land," Zim told him.
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tbc? please read and review!!