No! Don't kill me *cowers in a corner* I forgot my disclaimer, don't hurt
me *realises no one is taking her on* Ok well um.here it is!
Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 2: Why are carrots blue?
"Kaitlyn"
"Kaitlyn for the love of sugar wake up."
I opened my eyes to see an evil Jez staring at me with a stupid grin on her face, the evil demon child is trying her best to annoy me.
"Kait you knocked yourself out and left me with the pirate so I decided to wake you up kay?" Jez said cheerily. I don't think the fact that we're stuck in a movie has dawned on her yet she can be so slow at times. Anyway I will have my revenge for waking me up and I'm not at home yet. Wait. the cinema is not my home but I should have woken up there or in a hospital or on a cloud but that's not the point. As you can now see I'm just as insane as Jez just I can hide it better and can pass for a normal person.
"Jez? Why are carrots blue?" Ha! She'll never come up with an answer for this.
"Oh dear sugar lords I think she has a concussion." Oh that was a big word for Jez and what's the deal with the sugar all at once?
"The glitter people are attacking RUN!!!!" a ha, even she can't escape the glitter people* all she can do is look at me strange and since when did she act normal, ohhh, maybe I succeeded in making our minds swap or maybe not.
*Glitter people are a race of people I made up that are like evil fairies in a way.
My evil plan was not working; it was time for the big guns.
"Jezebel?"
"What?"
"I see dead people," I whispered trying hard not to laugh. Jez's face turned bright red with trying not to laugh but she failed miserably and started laughing her head off while hugging me really tight.
"Jezebel! Air.Need.now," I gasped.
"Oh sorry," she said letting me go from her death grip.
Jack had chosen to completely ignore the wonderful random conversation that Jez and me just had and carried on picking the lock with a bone. Had these people never heard of hairpins? It would have been so much easier.
"Please." he muttered to himself. Just when life seemed to be getting boring there came footsteps Woohoo! Jack left the bone in the lock and lay down on the floor. Jez and me just sat there, well we weren't just sat there we where having a staring contest but to the everyday customer of this zoo we were just sat there.
"You, Sparrow!" Ah and this must be Mr. Will Turner blacksmith extraordinaire. Watching the making of the movie really did pay off, who said TV was bad for you?
"Aye" Jack replied.
"You are familiar with that ship, the Black pearl?" Will said. Do people not notice us? Are we that unnoticeable?
"I've heard of it," Jack replied. Boredom is setting in again, keep staring at Jez Kait. I must win the contest cause I am the Lord of Flutterby Cream!
"Where does it make Berth?" At this point Jez turned her head to make some utterly stupid comment but I beat her to it. As soon as she turned away I jumped up and shouted "Ha I won! Bow down to the Lord of Flutterby Cream you unworthy Turnip!"
Very unusually, note the sarcasm, I received weird looks of the two men and Jez was sniggering under her breath.
"And who might you two be?" Will asked finally noticing we were here.
"I'm.Nikki! And this is um.Nicola! We are here to annoy sir." I said all innocently. Watch the fun begin.
"Nikki!? Nicola!? You told me ye names were Kaitlyn and Jezebel," Jack piped up.
"We are," I said as if I never even mentioned Nikki and Nicola.
"Then why did you say that your names were Nikki and Nicola?" Will asked.
"Why are carrots blue?" I asked. Damn this lack of ability to come up with something new anyways that was a good enough question for now. Again people decided to ignore me and carry on with their conversation, which wasn't unusual. So they talked about the Isle of Muerta and Will's name. The rest of it I choose to ignore because a dust particle distracted me. I snapped out of it as soon as I heard something about escaping.
Will lifted the door out of its hinges and it fell to the floor. "Hurry, someone will have heard that."
"Not without my effects," Jack said grabbing his sword and hat from the wall.
"And not without us!" Jez shouted grabbing me and running after Jack and Will. I swear I heard them mutter damn. If that's what they really feel, fine.
"COCONUTS ARE KILLERS!!!!" I shouted just for good measure.
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Chap two is up, yay. Aren't you happy? I'm sorry this isn't as funny and is shorter the next chapter will be better. Anywho now it's time for thank yous!
Niccy-B - My serial reviewer is back, you wanted more and you got more.
Aelimir - Yay someone other than Nicola reviewed. Thank you I'm glad you like it. Hope you liked this chappy. I don't weather polar bears are actually left-handed but coconuts are killers. They kill more people than sharks do apparently.
And that was that so be a good little bunny and review.
Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 2: Why are carrots blue?
"Kaitlyn"
"Kaitlyn for the love of sugar wake up."
I opened my eyes to see an evil Jez staring at me with a stupid grin on her face, the evil demon child is trying her best to annoy me.
"Kait you knocked yourself out and left me with the pirate so I decided to wake you up kay?" Jez said cheerily. I don't think the fact that we're stuck in a movie has dawned on her yet she can be so slow at times. Anyway I will have my revenge for waking me up and I'm not at home yet. Wait. the cinema is not my home but I should have woken up there or in a hospital or on a cloud but that's not the point. As you can now see I'm just as insane as Jez just I can hide it better and can pass for a normal person.
"Jez? Why are carrots blue?" Ha! She'll never come up with an answer for this.
"Oh dear sugar lords I think she has a concussion." Oh that was a big word for Jez and what's the deal with the sugar all at once?
"The glitter people are attacking RUN!!!!" a ha, even she can't escape the glitter people* all she can do is look at me strange and since when did she act normal, ohhh, maybe I succeeded in making our minds swap or maybe not.
*Glitter people are a race of people I made up that are like evil fairies in a way.
My evil plan was not working; it was time for the big guns.
"Jezebel?"
"What?"
"I see dead people," I whispered trying hard not to laugh. Jez's face turned bright red with trying not to laugh but she failed miserably and started laughing her head off while hugging me really tight.
"Jezebel! Air.Need.now," I gasped.
"Oh sorry," she said letting me go from her death grip.
Jack had chosen to completely ignore the wonderful random conversation that Jez and me just had and carried on picking the lock with a bone. Had these people never heard of hairpins? It would have been so much easier.
"Please." he muttered to himself. Just when life seemed to be getting boring there came footsteps Woohoo! Jack left the bone in the lock and lay down on the floor. Jez and me just sat there, well we weren't just sat there we where having a staring contest but to the everyday customer of this zoo we were just sat there.
"You, Sparrow!" Ah and this must be Mr. Will Turner blacksmith extraordinaire. Watching the making of the movie really did pay off, who said TV was bad for you?
"Aye" Jack replied.
"You are familiar with that ship, the Black pearl?" Will said. Do people not notice us? Are we that unnoticeable?
"I've heard of it," Jack replied. Boredom is setting in again, keep staring at Jez Kait. I must win the contest cause I am the Lord of Flutterby Cream!
"Where does it make Berth?" At this point Jez turned her head to make some utterly stupid comment but I beat her to it. As soon as she turned away I jumped up and shouted "Ha I won! Bow down to the Lord of Flutterby Cream you unworthy Turnip!"
Very unusually, note the sarcasm, I received weird looks of the two men and Jez was sniggering under her breath.
"And who might you two be?" Will asked finally noticing we were here.
"I'm.Nikki! And this is um.Nicola! We are here to annoy sir." I said all innocently. Watch the fun begin.
"Nikki!? Nicola!? You told me ye names were Kaitlyn and Jezebel," Jack piped up.
"We are," I said as if I never even mentioned Nikki and Nicola.
"Then why did you say that your names were Nikki and Nicola?" Will asked.
"Why are carrots blue?" I asked. Damn this lack of ability to come up with something new anyways that was a good enough question for now. Again people decided to ignore me and carry on with their conversation, which wasn't unusual. So they talked about the Isle of Muerta and Will's name. The rest of it I choose to ignore because a dust particle distracted me. I snapped out of it as soon as I heard something about escaping.
Will lifted the door out of its hinges and it fell to the floor. "Hurry, someone will have heard that."
"Not without my effects," Jack said grabbing his sword and hat from the wall.
"And not without us!" Jez shouted grabbing me and running after Jack and Will. I swear I heard them mutter damn. If that's what they really feel, fine.
"COCONUTS ARE KILLERS!!!!" I shouted just for good measure.
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Chap two is up, yay. Aren't you happy? I'm sorry this isn't as funny and is shorter the next chapter will be better. Anywho now it's time for thank yous!
Niccy-B - My serial reviewer is back, you wanted more and you got more.
Aelimir - Yay someone other than Nicola reviewed. Thank you I'm glad you like it. Hope you liked this chappy. I don't weather polar bears are actually left-handed but coconuts are killers. They kill more people than sharks do apparently.
And that was that so be a good little bunny and review.