Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 3: Operation get-on-the-ship!
"We're going to steal a ship. That ship?" I heard Will say. How on earth they managed to lose us is beyond me.
"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business boy, there's no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?" Jack said turning to face Will.
"I'd die for her," Will replied. At this point we where in the tunnel. I had the sudden urge to splash them and I think Jez did as well because we both slowed down and did our best to creep up on them.
"Oh good, no worries then."
SPLASH!
"Take that!" Jez screeched, "So you thought you could lose us huh? Wrong. We may have no in built sense of direction (we got lost about six times) but we do have mouths."
In case you're wondering what on earth Jez is talking about I'll explain. After we turned the wrong way the sixth time we ended up asking directions to the docks. After a lot of weird looks, a lovely gentlemen directed us after insisting that we were called Clarissa and here we where.
After standing there for a while glaring at each other, Jack and Will walked off without us again. I'm beginning to think they don't like us.
"Hey!" Jez shouted after them. "Where do you think your going?" She ran forward but slipped before she could catch up with them making a massive splash. I burst out laughing while Jez just glared at me. If looks could kill I'd be, well dead. She jumped up and charged straight at me, she ran into me and sent me flying backwards. This was war. I splashed her using the back of my hand and we ended up in a massive water fight.
It was only after we had succeeded in drenching each other that we realised that we were meant to be following the n-evil people (Jack and Will).
"Nooooooo!!!!" Ok so that was a bit over dramatic, but it is us two what do you expect?
We got up and ran to the edge of the tunnel, they where nowhere in sight.
"Damn! What we meant to do now Kaity?" Jez moaned. She only ever calls me Kaity when she wants something or wants to annoy me.
"Don't worry, I have a cunning plan!" I said mimicking Baldric from Blackadder (A/n - Ah, great British comedy. You can't beat the oldies.)
~~~~~~~~~~ At the Interceptor ~~~~~~~~~~~
"Excuse me. We couldn't help but admire this ship do you mind if we had a look around?" Jez asked sweetly. The royal guard took one look at us and shook his head.
"I'm afraid not.Ladies. This is a Naval ship." He said. Ok part two of operation get-on-the-ship at the ready.
I fainted. Yup, that was the cunning plan I had. The guard did exactly as I wanted him to. He rushed to me and picked me up taking me and Jez, who insisted that she came with me, onto the Interceptor. I could do this for a living and make a lot of money from it or maybe not.
I was laid down on a bed, ah nice comfy bed, and I heard someone say, "No wonder she fainted, look at the state of her, dripping wet through." Blame Jez, not me. She attacked me.
All I had to do now was wait for Jack and Will to board the ship. But for now the bed is good, very good.
"Kaity! They're here. Get your lazy arse off the bed now!" Jez said to me ever so politely.
"Ok, Ok, don't get your knickers in a twist," I answered back (a/n - Yes I am British).
I clambered out of the bed reluctantly and let Jez drag me to the deck. Luckily they weren't facing us so we crept up behind them and sang in unison "We're back!"
Comfy bed -£200, a mug of hot chocolate (I wish) - 50p, Jack and Will's faces - Priceless.
Since your obviously not us and you can't see the wonderful picture I see now I'll describe it to you. Jack's eyes went wide like they were going to pop out of his head and Will's mouth dropped.
"Close your mouth a bus is coming!" I couldn't help it, I needed to say something instead of just standing there grinning like an idiot or like Jez, which just basically means the same thing but anyway like you care.
"A what?" he managed to say at last. I sure did drop myself in it this time.
"Did I say a bus? I meant a um.croc.Boat!" thank god I have a quick brain, that could have been disastrous.
"Why are you on this boat?" Jack said clearly irritated.
"Because we want to!" we answered back.
"Ok, lets try another question shall we? How the hell did you get on the boat?"
"We followed the imps of Satan," Jez replied.
"Kaitlyn?" clearly Jack didn't believe Jezebel's story.
"I pretended to faint to get on board so then we could annoy you." I said quietly and almost to nice. I need to add something else that's meaner. "That'll teach you to try and lose us." That will do for now but that was way to close.
"How did you know we would come on this ship?" Will asked.
Jez did the bravest thing I have ever seen her do.
"Well, you see. It's a long story. Kaitlyn?" Thank you Jez.
"Well we're not from this time, we're from the future or another dimension I'm not sure. But where we come from this adventure of yours has been made into a movie. A movie is like a play but the actors only have to act it out once. We where watching your movie when I tripped up and then we ended up in the jail. And since you two are the only two who have taken us on we thought that we'd come with you, Kay?" I prayed to the sugar gods that they would at least understand and believe some of the story.
I got nothing. They just stood there and stared at me as if I was an escaped lunatic on a sugar high.
"Or from another planet." Jez said finally breaking the silence.
"What, Jezzy dear, are you on about?" I asked her, hoping it would distract Jack and Will.
"You said that we where from the future or another dimension but you forgot another planet."
"I forgot. Sorry" I'm getting to nice, I need to snap out of it.
Again there was silence. Evil silence, silence that just awkward like in a lift, I just had to laugh and I did, loudly. Jez did the same thing. Great minds think alike. Jack and Will looked at each other and then back to us and burst out laughing as well.
"What is so funny?" I managed to ask through laughing.
"I don't know but I do know that the starfish don't have brains." Jez replied.
"Just like you then," I said walking away from her waiting for her to explode.
"Ha, ha HEY! Kaity-Lou you evil fudge brain of a shrumroom* come back here," she screamed at me.
*Whilst I was on holiday my dad called mushrooms shrumrooms and it stuck.
I started to run back below deck but, me being me and all, lost my footing and fell flat on my backside. Jez stopped dead in her tracks, well not dead but you know what I mean, and Jack and Will, who had just managed to compose themselves, burst out laughing again. Why oh why must people always laugh at my misfortunes? Cause I would do it to them that's why.
"Jezzy-bell?" I said in a baby voice "I think I broke my bum."
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Another chapter, wohoo I'm on a roll. Well, did ya like? If you did press the nice little button down there just like these people did:
Niccy-B - T'is longer now see? And carrots are blue because.I say they are.
Raven185 - More you said, more you got.
Falco Conlon - Thank you for the advice. The formatting of chapter 1 wasn't entirely my fault. It wouldn't upload correctly no matter how many times I tried and I do forget to put punctuation in I know. I will know remember to though and I'm glad I made you laugh. Laughing is good cept if you fall over then it's bad.
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 3: Operation get-on-the-ship!
"We're going to steal a ship. That ship?" I heard Will say. How on earth they managed to lose us is beyond me.
"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business boy, there's no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?" Jack said turning to face Will.
"I'd die for her," Will replied. At this point we where in the tunnel. I had the sudden urge to splash them and I think Jez did as well because we both slowed down and did our best to creep up on them.
"Oh good, no worries then."
SPLASH!
"Take that!" Jez screeched, "So you thought you could lose us huh? Wrong. We may have no in built sense of direction (we got lost about six times) but we do have mouths."
In case you're wondering what on earth Jez is talking about I'll explain. After we turned the wrong way the sixth time we ended up asking directions to the docks. After a lot of weird looks, a lovely gentlemen directed us after insisting that we were called Clarissa and here we where.
After standing there for a while glaring at each other, Jack and Will walked off without us again. I'm beginning to think they don't like us.
"Hey!" Jez shouted after them. "Where do you think your going?" She ran forward but slipped before she could catch up with them making a massive splash. I burst out laughing while Jez just glared at me. If looks could kill I'd be, well dead. She jumped up and charged straight at me, she ran into me and sent me flying backwards. This was war. I splashed her using the back of my hand and we ended up in a massive water fight.
It was only after we had succeeded in drenching each other that we realised that we were meant to be following the n-evil people (Jack and Will).
"Nooooooo!!!!" Ok so that was a bit over dramatic, but it is us two what do you expect?
We got up and ran to the edge of the tunnel, they where nowhere in sight.
"Damn! What we meant to do now Kaity?" Jez moaned. She only ever calls me Kaity when she wants something or wants to annoy me.
"Don't worry, I have a cunning plan!" I said mimicking Baldric from Blackadder (A/n - Ah, great British comedy. You can't beat the oldies.)
~~~~~~~~~~ At the Interceptor ~~~~~~~~~~~
"Excuse me. We couldn't help but admire this ship do you mind if we had a look around?" Jez asked sweetly. The royal guard took one look at us and shook his head.
"I'm afraid not.Ladies. This is a Naval ship." He said. Ok part two of operation get-on-the-ship at the ready.
I fainted. Yup, that was the cunning plan I had. The guard did exactly as I wanted him to. He rushed to me and picked me up taking me and Jez, who insisted that she came with me, onto the Interceptor. I could do this for a living and make a lot of money from it or maybe not.
I was laid down on a bed, ah nice comfy bed, and I heard someone say, "No wonder she fainted, look at the state of her, dripping wet through." Blame Jez, not me. She attacked me.
All I had to do now was wait for Jack and Will to board the ship. But for now the bed is good, very good.
"Kaity! They're here. Get your lazy arse off the bed now!" Jez said to me ever so politely.
"Ok, Ok, don't get your knickers in a twist," I answered back (a/n - Yes I am British).
I clambered out of the bed reluctantly and let Jez drag me to the deck. Luckily they weren't facing us so we crept up behind them and sang in unison "We're back!"
Comfy bed -£200, a mug of hot chocolate (I wish) - 50p, Jack and Will's faces - Priceless.
Since your obviously not us and you can't see the wonderful picture I see now I'll describe it to you. Jack's eyes went wide like they were going to pop out of his head and Will's mouth dropped.
"Close your mouth a bus is coming!" I couldn't help it, I needed to say something instead of just standing there grinning like an idiot or like Jez, which just basically means the same thing but anyway like you care.
"A what?" he managed to say at last. I sure did drop myself in it this time.
"Did I say a bus? I meant a um.croc.Boat!" thank god I have a quick brain, that could have been disastrous.
"Why are you on this boat?" Jack said clearly irritated.
"Because we want to!" we answered back.
"Ok, lets try another question shall we? How the hell did you get on the boat?"
"We followed the imps of Satan," Jez replied.
"Kaitlyn?" clearly Jack didn't believe Jezebel's story.
"I pretended to faint to get on board so then we could annoy you." I said quietly and almost to nice. I need to add something else that's meaner. "That'll teach you to try and lose us." That will do for now but that was way to close.
"How did you know we would come on this ship?" Will asked.
Jez did the bravest thing I have ever seen her do.
"Well, you see. It's a long story. Kaitlyn?" Thank you Jez.
"Well we're not from this time, we're from the future or another dimension I'm not sure. But where we come from this adventure of yours has been made into a movie. A movie is like a play but the actors only have to act it out once. We where watching your movie when I tripped up and then we ended up in the jail. And since you two are the only two who have taken us on we thought that we'd come with you, Kay?" I prayed to the sugar gods that they would at least understand and believe some of the story.
I got nothing. They just stood there and stared at me as if I was an escaped lunatic on a sugar high.
"Or from another planet." Jez said finally breaking the silence.
"What, Jezzy dear, are you on about?" I asked her, hoping it would distract Jack and Will.
"You said that we where from the future or another dimension but you forgot another planet."
"I forgot. Sorry" I'm getting to nice, I need to snap out of it.
Again there was silence. Evil silence, silence that just awkward like in a lift, I just had to laugh and I did, loudly. Jez did the same thing. Great minds think alike. Jack and Will looked at each other and then back to us and burst out laughing as well.
"What is so funny?" I managed to ask through laughing.
"I don't know but I do know that the starfish don't have brains." Jez replied.
"Just like you then," I said walking away from her waiting for her to explode.
"Ha, ha HEY! Kaity-Lou you evil fudge brain of a shrumroom* come back here," she screamed at me.
*Whilst I was on holiday my dad called mushrooms shrumrooms and it stuck.
I started to run back below deck but, me being me and all, lost my footing and fell flat on my backside. Jez stopped dead in her tracks, well not dead but you know what I mean, and Jack and Will, who had just managed to compose themselves, burst out laughing again. Why oh why must people always laugh at my misfortunes? Cause I would do it to them that's why.
"Jezzy-bell?" I said in a baby voice "I think I broke my bum."
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Another chapter, wohoo I'm on a roll. Well, did ya like? If you did press the nice little button down there just like these people did:
Niccy-B - T'is longer now see? And carrots are blue because.I say they are.
Raven185 - More you said, more you got.
Falco Conlon - Thank you for the advice. The formatting of chapter 1 wasn't entirely my fault. It wouldn't upload correctly no matter how many times I tried and I do forget to put punctuation in I know. I will know remember to though and I'm glad I made you laugh. Laughing is good cept if you fall over then it's bad.