Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 4: Dusty and Patrick!
Who ever came up with life was like a box of chocolates was deranged. Life is not like a box of chocolates, since when did chocolate make you break your bum?
Jez kept telling me that you can't break your bum but it bloody feels like it. I told them this but they just rolled their eyes. So I decided to stay away from everyone else but close enough to hear their conversations just in case they decided to talk about me.
"When I was a lad living in England, my mother raised me by herself. After she died, I came out here, looking for my father." Will said sharpening his sword.
"Is that so?" Jack said.
Well this conversation is boring so I wandered to the edge and peered over. All that I could see was the deep blue sea. This thought but the rhyme in my head. "Aaaaa Sailor went to the sea sea sea, to see what he could see see see, but all that he could see see see, was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea." I giggled to myself.
"Kaitlyn!" Jack shouted in his ever-so-pleasant I'm about to be told off voice.
"What?" I asked innocently.
"Stay away from the edge of the ship."
"Why? It's not like I'm about to fall over the edge am I? Will I?"
"Knowing you, yes. Now just stay away from the edge." Evil thingamabob. You're about to learn the first thing about Kaitlyn. I have selective hearing and I choose not to listen to that. So I carried on leaning over the edge looking for fish. Will I be able to see fish from so high up? Oh well only way to find out is to look.
"The big ship sailed on the alley alley o, the alley alley o, the alley alley o, the big ship sailed on the alley alley o, on the first day of septem . OW!" How dare something hit me when I'm in the middle of singing my song.
"What did I tell ye?" I shot Jack an evil glare then looked to see what on earth had hit me on my back and where on earth had it come from. The only way was up!
"CURSE you evil aeroplanes, CURSE you!" I shouted up into the sky. I looked back down to see Jez in front of me holding out a black thing.
"What the .. My BACKPACK!!!" I screamed grabbing the bag off Jez and plonked myself on the floor. I opened the bag and started to root through it. Mobile phone, popcorn, money, bus pass, pen and "DUSTY!" I grabbed the mini radiator cleaner from out of my bag and held it out in front of me pretending it was a sword.
"A Ha, I have my own weapon now you, you, sword brandishing idiots," I said waving my sword/Dusty at Jack and Will. Jack just raised an eyebrow at me and then smirked. He pulled out his own sword but before he could attack my beloved Dusty Jez decided to appear.
"No fair, I want a weapon!" She moaned looking at me as if I could some how solve the mystery of life. Well I couldn't do that but I could give her a kind of weapon. I delved into my bag again and pulled out my pen and handed it to her.
"Yay!" She held it out in front of her (we're doing that a lot) then looked at the size of the swords plus Dusty compared to her pen. But she still held it out being completely Jez like and waving in front (again) of Will's face.
"Behold Dusty the Magnificent!" I said, Jack just rolled his eyes.
"Behold Patrick the pen of Inkiness!" Jez shouted.
In one swift move Jack almost cut Dusty in half but I screamed and moved him away from the evil radiator cleaner killer of doom.
"You almost killed him! Aw my poor Dusty. He's mine I tell ya, MINE so leave him alone."
Jack then moved onto Patrick only to be glared at by Jez who was cradling the pen in her arms. He put his sword away and carried on his conversation with Will.
"Jack you knew my father," Will said repeating what he had just said before Jack told me off.
"I knew 'im. Probably one the few who knew him as William Turner, everyone else just called him Bootstrap or Bootstrap Bill." Jack said. Oooooo this could get interesting.
"Bootstrap?" I went and sat down next to Jez and got out the popcorn.
"Good man, good pirate. Swear you look just like him," two Orlando lookie- likies in one place. What are the odds on that?
"It's not true, he was a merchant sailor; a good, respectable man who obeyed the law," is there a storm brewing or is it just me?
"He was a bloody pirate, a scallywag."
"My father was not a pirate." Will replied angrily talking out his sword.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" Jez shouted shovelling popcorn into her mouth.
"Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again." Did we miss something? No fair!
"You didn't beat me; you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you." Will replied getting angrier if that was possible.
"And that's no incentive for me to fight fair, is it?" Jack said swing one of the sails round so it collided with Will and he was left hanging over the sea.
"No fair! How come he is allowed to dangle over the water on a thingy when I got told off for just peering over the edge?" I asked/shouted. I'm now convinced the world is against me and the only ally I got is Dusty. Jez doesn't count she laughs at me too often.
"One, does it matter? And two, shut up!" he said turning his attention back to Will. "Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance - you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So ." Jack swung the sail back round so the Will fell off onto the deck. "Can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not?" Offering his sword to Will.
"Tortuga?" Will asked taking the sword.
"Tortuga." The three of us said at the same time.
"Wait! Where's Tortuga?" I knew I should of paid attention in geography. Again I was ignored but I'm getting used to it so I sat on the floor and started singing I am the music man.
"I am the music man I come from down the lane."
"What can you play?" Jez sang from the other side of the deck.
"I can play the piano, pia pia piano piano piano pia pia piano pia piano,"
After about ten verses of the music man I got bored and using Patrick (I finally got it back of Jez) I scribbled Kait wuz ere on the deck. Jez came to me shortly after and told me about carrots used to be purple which completely squashed my idea about blue carrots.
After this and Jez scribbling her name on the deck we shut up for once in our lives.
"You two are oddly quiet," Will said joining us.
"Hungry," I replied.
"Ah."
"And craving sugar," Jez added.
" Well I can't help you with the sugar but there is food below deck."
"Where, TELL ME! If you don't I'll tell Jack that ."
"Tell Jack what?" Wow this man really does have fantastic timing. Jack just looked at me and I looked at Will. I'm tired of explaining things, it hurts my brain.
"That . um . we're approaching Tortuga," Will said noticing land ahead of us.
"LAND AHOY!" I shouted doing my best pirate impression.
"Don't you think I know that? Now listen you two," Jack said turning to face us, "You are to stay on the ship, if you even think about stepping off this ship I will leave you here on your own, understand?"
"Could you run the bit about staying on the ship by me again?" Jez asked.
"Kaitlyn? Do you understand?"
"Yes, no, maybe. And you should know by now that you'll never get a straight answer out of Jez and WHERE IS THE FOOD?!" Food over rules everything else.
Will gave us directions and we set off on our mission to find food.
"Can I have Patrick back?"
"No!"
"Why Kaity? Patrick is my friend and besides you have Dusty," Jez whined. She's good at whining.
"Fine," I handed Patrick over, "Jez? Which way did Will say to go now?"
"Erm . Left no right no through that door. I don't know."
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Yay! Go me I updated. Yay! I got to watch the whooole of POTC today, I'm so happy.
Niccy-B - Of course it worked!
Cassie-Bear01 - Randomness is good, in fact, randomness should be made a proper language, but then again that would be confusing so maybe not. Thank you for your review.
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 4: Dusty and Patrick!
Who ever came up with life was like a box of chocolates was deranged. Life is not like a box of chocolates, since when did chocolate make you break your bum?
Jez kept telling me that you can't break your bum but it bloody feels like it. I told them this but they just rolled their eyes. So I decided to stay away from everyone else but close enough to hear their conversations just in case they decided to talk about me.
"When I was a lad living in England, my mother raised me by herself. After she died, I came out here, looking for my father." Will said sharpening his sword.
"Is that so?" Jack said.
Well this conversation is boring so I wandered to the edge and peered over. All that I could see was the deep blue sea. This thought but the rhyme in my head. "Aaaaa Sailor went to the sea sea sea, to see what he could see see see, but all that he could see see see, was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea." I giggled to myself.
"Kaitlyn!" Jack shouted in his ever-so-pleasant I'm about to be told off voice.
"What?" I asked innocently.
"Stay away from the edge of the ship."
"Why? It's not like I'm about to fall over the edge am I? Will I?"
"Knowing you, yes. Now just stay away from the edge." Evil thingamabob. You're about to learn the first thing about Kaitlyn. I have selective hearing and I choose not to listen to that. So I carried on leaning over the edge looking for fish. Will I be able to see fish from so high up? Oh well only way to find out is to look.
"The big ship sailed on the alley alley o, the alley alley o, the alley alley o, the big ship sailed on the alley alley o, on the first day of septem . OW!" How dare something hit me when I'm in the middle of singing my song.
"What did I tell ye?" I shot Jack an evil glare then looked to see what on earth had hit me on my back and where on earth had it come from. The only way was up!
"CURSE you evil aeroplanes, CURSE you!" I shouted up into the sky. I looked back down to see Jez in front of me holding out a black thing.
"What the .. My BACKPACK!!!" I screamed grabbing the bag off Jez and plonked myself on the floor. I opened the bag and started to root through it. Mobile phone, popcorn, money, bus pass, pen and "DUSTY!" I grabbed the mini radiator cleaner from out of my bag and held it out in front of me pretending it was a sword.
"A Ha, I have my own weapon now you, you, sword brandishing idiots," I said waving my sword/Dusty at Jack and Will. Jack just raised an eyebrow at me and then smirked. He pulled out his own sword but before he could attack my beloved Dusty Jez decided to appear.
"No fair, I want a weapon!" She moaned looking at me as if I could some how solve the mystery of life. Well I couldn't do that but I could give her a kind of weapon. I delved into my bag again and pulled out my pen and handed it to her.
"Yay!" She held it out in front of her (we're doing that a lot) then looked at the size of the swords plus Dusty compared to her pen. But she still held it out being completely Jez like and waving in front (again) of Will's face.
"Behold Dusty the Magnificent!" I said, Jack just rolled his eyes.
"Behold Patrick the pen of Inkiness!" Jez shouted.
In one swift move Jack almost cut Dusty in half but I screamed and moved him away from the evil radiator cleaner killer of doom.
"You almost killed him! Aw my poor Dusty. He's mine I tell ya, MINE so leave him alone."
Jack then moved onto Patrick only to be glared at by Jez who was cradling the pen in her arms. He put his sword away and carried on his conversation with Will.
"Jack you knew my father," Will said repeating what he had just said before Jack told me off.
"I knew 'im. Probably one the few who knew him as William Turner, everyone else just called him Bootstrap or Bootstrap Bill." Jack said. Oooooo this could get interesting.
"Bootstrap?" I went and sat down next to Jez and got out the popcorn.
"Good man, good pirate. Swear you look just like him," two Orlando lookie- likies in one place. What are the odds on that?
"It's not true, he was a merchant sailor; a good, respectable man who obeyed the law," is there a storm brewing or is it just me?
"He was a bloody pirate, a scallywag."
"My father was not a pirate." Will replied angrily talking out his sword.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" Jez shouted shovelling popcorn into her mouth.
"Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again." Did we miss something? No fair!
"You didn't beat me; you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you." Will replied getting angrier if that was possible.
"And that's no incentive for me to fight fair, is it?" Jack said swing one of the sails round so it collided with Will and he was left hanging over the sea.
"No fair! How come he is allowed to dangle over the water on a thingy when I got told off for just peering over the edge?" I asked/shouted. I'm now convinced the world is against me and the only ally I got is Dusty. Jez doesn't count she laughs at me too often.
"One, does it matter? And two, shut up!" he said turning his attention back to Will. "Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance - you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So ." Jack swung the sail back round so the Will fell off onto the deck. "Can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not?" Offering his sword to Will.
"Tortuga?" Will asked taking the sword.
"Tortuga." The three of us said at the same time.
"Wait! Where's Tortuga?" I knew I should of paid attention in geography. Again I was ignored but I'm getting used to it so I sat on the floor and started singing I am the music man.
"I am the music man I come from down the lane."
"What can you play?" Jez sang from the other side of the deck.
"I can play the piano, pia pia piano piano piano pia pia piano pia piano,"
After about ten verses of the music man I got bored and using Patrick (I finally got it back of Jez) I scribbled Kait wuz ere on the deck. Jez came to me shortly after and told me about carrots used to be purple which completely squashed my idea about blue carrots.
After this and Jez scribbling her name on the deck we shut up for once in our lives.
"You two are oddly quiet," Will said joining us.
"Hungry," I replied.
"Ah."
"And craving sugar," Jez added.
" Well I can't help you with the sugar but there is food below deck."
"Where, TELL ME! If you don't I'll tell Jack that ."
"Tell Jack what?" Wow this man really does have fantastic timing. Jack just looked at me and I looked at Will. I'm tired of explaining things, it hurts my brain.
"That . um . we're approaching Tortuga," Will said noticing land ahead of us.
"LAND AHOY!" I shouted doing my best pirate impression.
"Don't you think I know that? Now listen you two," Jack said turning to face us, "You are to stay on the ship, if you even think about stepping off this ship I will leave you here on your own, understand?"
"Could you run the bit about staying on the ship by me again?" Jez asked.
"Kaitlyn? Do you understand?"
"Yes, no, maybe. And you should know by now that you'll never get a straight answer out of Jez and WHERE IS THE FOOD?!" Food over rules everything else.
Will gave us directions and we set off on our mission to find food.
"Can I have Patrick back?"
"No!"
"Why Kaity? Patrick is my friend and besides you have Dusty," Jez whined. She's good at whining.
"Fine," I handed Patrick over, "Jez? Which way did Will say to go now?"
"Erm . Left no right no through that door. I don't know."
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Yay! Go me I updated. Yay! I got to watch the whooole of POTC today, I'm so happy.
Niccy-B - Of course it worked!
Cassie-Bear01 - Randomness is good, in fact, randomness should be made a proper language, but then again that would be confusing so maybe not. Thank you for your review.