Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 5: The Gingerbread men attack!
"Mmmmm," he knew that food could taste so good.
"Kait?"
"Yes my dear fuzzy bunny also known as Jez," I asked smiling sweetly at her.
"Would they really leave us here in Tortuga on our own if we went off the boat?"
"Probably," I picked up some bread and started eating it.
"Are we going to go off the boat anyway?"
"Probably," for some strange reason I knew where this conversation was going to end up.
"So shall we follow them then?"
"Mips mar mevil, mat mud me ma mes!" I said through a mouthful of food.
"That would mean?"
"Chips are evil, that would be a yes!" I replied. Jez just rolled her eyes and then dragged me to the deck.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Later on ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"So know that where here, which way do we go?" I asked Jez but she had already wandered off without me. I am beginning to hate it when that happens.
"Jez! Jez you no good pizza eating monkey loving thing come Back!" I shouted but there was no reply.
"Crap," I watched the world go by hoping that someone would take pity on a lost little girl. Five minutes passed and no one came. No one loves me. So to get over my loneliness I went to look for Jez and in the process get even more lost than I already was.
"BOO!"
I screamed. Who would jump out on some one like that? I looked at the evil fudge monkey who had scared me.
"JEZEBEL! WHY I . . . um . . . hate you for leaving me!" Lame I know but I really was glad to see her deep down inside, "where did you go?"
"I saw a flutterby and got distracted then I thought I'd scare you," she laughed at the last comment and I just glared. We still had to find Jack and Will and avoid being seen. What we were going to do is beyond me but for know finding them seemed like a good idea. This place was giving me the creeps.
"Blast! I'm already awake!" I heard someone shout a short distance down the road. From my superior knowledge I figured out that was the way to go.
"Ma ha! It's that way. If in doubt always follow your nose young meriadoc." I pointed ahead of me and then tried to follow my nose.
"Kait, what are you doing?"
"Trying to follow my nose which is impossible cause it just goes where your head goes," I replied ever so intelligently, which I am of course.
"Oh let me try," Jez started moving her head all over the place but only succeeded in looking stupid and stupid.
"Ma ha! Look what I have found Watson,"
"It's a pub Kait and a smelly one at that," Jez said as she stepped over a passed out drunkard.
"Exactly, if you want to find pirates where better to look than in a pub and since when did you become intelligent?"
"I didn't, you became stupider," I hit her over the head and then decided that there needed to be rules.
"Kay, listen up. Here are the rules, whatever happens don't get caught by the n-evil people and don't get hurt." The last one was really for me as I seemed to keep getting hit by falling objects or knocking myself out a lot, I really have to stop.
We walked into the pub and stayed close to the walls, why I don't know but it seemed like a good idea at the time. I spotted Will standing against a wall occasionally looking behind him. I figured that Jack would be over there as well. As soon as I had finished spotting potential n-evil people a group of people surged forward and I got caught up in it leaving Jez behind.
"So this is what it feels like to be a sardine," I muttered as I squirmed my way out of the mass of beer-fuelled drunks. But I don't have any sense of direction and ended up stood right in front of Will.
He just looked at me then to the woman he stood beside him. She was flirting with him and he clearly didn't like it. Now was my chance to escape the clutches of my worst enemy. I started to back away when he turned his attention back to me. His admirer was still by his side and he looked to me as if to say, help me and I won't kill you. Well this was a tempting offer but I don't believe him. I must not give in. Damn I'm to weak.
I walked over to Will and plastered the sweetest smile on my face that I could manage. I took his hand and then thought as my next wonderful comment.
"He's mine, tippex painter of the dandelions, so back off," I said to the lady who just looked at me weird then walked away. Will just held back his laughter, I think it's so he can tell me off looking serious.
"Kaitlyn," see, see, what did I tell you? He kept tight hold of my arm so I couldn't run away.
"You where meant to stay on the boat, what where you thinking?"
"That it's a ship not a boat," why couldn't these people get it right?
He just rolled his eyes; people do that a lot after I've said something. "What if you had been killed or worse hurt?"
"I think you got that the wrong way round, my dear purple penguin,"
"No, if you had got hurt I would not have been rid of your stupidity," and I was beginning to think he liked me oh well; I threw my arms around him and pretended to cry. I heard Jack say something about leverage, I'm pretty sure Will heard it as well cause he turned round his head.
"You like me, you really like me," I cried breaking his trance only for him to push me away but he made the mistake of letting go off my arm.
I made a dash for it with Jez just slightly ahead of me (she had been watching the whole thing from her place by the wall) I would of escaped when some bright spark pushed their chair out in front of me. I tried to slam on the brakes but I realised I didn't have any. I crashed into the chair, went flying over it and smacked into the floor headfirst.
I broke my own rule so I'm making the rule up again and wow this really hurts. Oh look at the fuzzy bunnies hopping along.
"Kait are you all right, again?"
"Mo!" I muttered as angrily as I could.
"Aw, poor Kaity," she said sarcastically, I swear if the world weren't spinning I'd kill her. "Did the ginger bread men attack you again?"
"Kaitlyn! What the hell are you doing here?" Damn I have broken every single rule that I made up, I get hurt and I've been spotted by both n-evil people.
"And who would these be then?" that's a new voice.
"Mr. Gibbs, this is Jezebel and this is Kaitlyn, they are companions unfortunatley," Jack said.
Someone picked me up of the floor and made me stand up. You would think I could manage a simple task like that but no, I fell back down. "Ow!"
So they had to carry me back to where ever we were going back to. My head had finally stopped spinning but now I had the mother of all headaches.
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"Aspirin! NOW!" I shouted hoping that someone would pay attention to me.
"Sorry, Kaity-Lou we ain't got none but we do have some bread and water," Jez said.
I opened my eyes taking in where we where. I couldn't believe my eyes.
"Locked in a cell again?" I asked.
"Yup, Jack locked us in here till, well, he didn't exactly say when but it still beats being left in Tortuga. You are so accident prone."
"Yes Jez yes, I'm accident prone," I said rubbing my head.
Just then footsteps bounded down the stairs and the merry face of Will appeared at the door.
"Ah, I've see you've come to," he said cheerily.
"Go to hell," I muttered leaning back against the wall.
"No! We're going to meet Jacks 'able bodied crew' " I couldn't help but smirk at the sarcasm in his voice as he said the last bit. "I managed to persuade Jack to let you out as a thank you for last night."
He opened the door and we walked out, well I hobbled out, and headed for deck.
"Morning Jack!" I said chirpily when we reached the deck. I saw him frown when he saw me, I laughed inside, I feel so loved.
"Mornin' Kaitlyn how's ye head?" he asked acting concerned.
"Like I tripped over a chair and hit the ground head first," I replied. Now it was time to have fun "Jack? Have I ever told you about the little purple Satans?"
Jez snorted trying not to laugh, Will just rolled his eyes and I looked at Jack for an answer.
"No, you've not but I've got a feelin' I'm bout to find out."
"Yup, you see, the LPS are a group of little purple things that like to cause mischief, like pirates if you want," he smiled at this bit and then carried on listening. "They come from the land of Dooda on the planet Mangodia. Well most LPS's have farms where they grow electric mixers to sell to the carrots except a few where they hunt trains but that's another story completely. Any who one day this LPS, I believe his name was Luke Skywalker, decided to go for a walk. He forgot about the end of the world and fell off. The end." I smiled at Jack while Jez rolled on the floor laughing.
"Okay whatever you say Kaity-Lou," he said smiling.
"It is true you know and why did you just call me Kaity-Lou?"
He walked away laughing. Well that's just dandy now he's calling me Kaity- Lou, it must be stopped, my name is Kaitlyn or Kait or idiot or goddess of all things inanimate. I don't remember Kaity-Lou being in the list.
While I was rambling inside my tiny brain the other three had walked off so I hobbled after them to meet the crew. Ma ha more people to annoy.
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Da daaaa, the next chappy is up. I firmly believe that this one is rubbish so I'd really appreciate your opinions so review my dear walnut heads and make me happy.
Niccy-b - Tis up now and I'm still not sure that it's good no matter what your random little brain says.
Raven185 - Noooooo! I forgot you on the last chapter bad bad Nikki-Kait (my new name ya like?) So here you are. Thank you times two.
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 5: The Gingerbread men attack!
"Mmmmm," he knew that food could taste so good.
"Kait?"
"Yes my dear fuzzy bunny also known as Jez," I asked smiling sweetly at her.
"Would they really leave us here in Tortuga on our own if we went off the boat?"
"Probably," I picked up some bread and started eating it.
"Are we going to go off the boat anyway?"
"Probably," for some strange reason I knew where this conversation was going to end up.
"So shall we follow them then?"
"Mips mar mevil, mat mud me ma mes!" I said through a mouthful of food.
"That would mean?"
"Chips are evil, that would be a yes!" I replied. Jez just rolled her eyes and then dragged me to the deck.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Later on ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"So know that where here, which way do we go?" I asked Jez but she had already wandered off without me. I am beginning to hate it when that happens.
"Jez! Jez you no good pizza eating monkey loving thing come Back!" I shouted but there was no reply.
"Crap," I watched the world go by hoping that someone would take pity on a lost little girl. Five minutes passed and no one came. No one loves me. So to get over my loneliness I went to look for Jez and in the process get even more lost than I already was.
"BOO!"
I screamed. Who would jump out on some one like that? I looked at the evil fudge monkey who had scared me.
"JEZEBEL! WHY I . . . um . . . hate you for leaving me!" Lame I know but I really was glad to see her deep down inside, "where did you go?"
"I saw a flutterby and got distracted then I thought I'd scare you," she laughed at the last comment and I just glared. We still had to find Jack and Will and avoid being seen. What we were going to do is beyond me but for know finding them seemed like a good idea. This place was giving me the creeps.
"Blast! I'm already awake!" I heard someone shout a short distance down the road. From my superior knowledge I figured out that was the way to go.
"Ma ha! It's that way. If in doubt always follow your nose young meriadoc." I pointed ahead of me and then tried to follow my nose.
"Kait, what are you doing?"
"Trying to follow my nose which is impossible cause it just goes where your head goes," I replied ever so intelligently, which I am of course.
"Oh let me try," Jez started moving her head all over the place but only succeeded in looking stupid and stupid.
"Ma ha! Look what I have found Watson,"
"It's a pub Kait and a smelly one at that," Jez said as she stepped over a passed out drunkard.
"Exactly, if you want to find pirates where better to look than in a pub and since when did you become intelligent?"
"I didn't, you became stupider," I hit her over the head and then decided that there needed to be rules.
"Kay, listen up. Here are the rules, whatever happens don't get caught by the n-evil people and don't get hurt." The last one was really for me as I seemed to keep getting hit by falling objects or knocking myself out a lot, I really have to stop.
We walked into the pub and stayed close to the walls, why I don't know but it seemed like a good idea at the time. I spotted Will standing against a wall occasionally looking behind him. I figured that Jack would be over there as well. As soon as I had finished spotting potential n-evil people a group of people surged forward and I got caught up in it leaving Jez behind.
"So this is what it feels like to be a sardine," I muttered as I squirmed my way out of the mass of beer-fuelled drunks. But I don't have any sense of direction and ended up stood right in front of Will.
He just looked at me then to the woman he stood beside him. She was flirting with him and he clearly didn't like it. Now was my chance to escape the clutches of my worst enemy. I started to back away when he turned his attention back to me. His admirer was still by his side and he looked to me as if to say, help me and I won't kill you. Well this was a tempting offer but I don't believe him. I must not give in. Damn I'm to weak.
I walked over to Will and plastered the sweetest smile on my face that I could manage. I took his hand and then thought as my next wonderful comment.
"He's mine, tippex painter of the dandelions, so back off," I said to the lady who just looked at me weird then walked away. Will just held back his laughter, I think it's so he can tell me off looking serious.
"Kaitlyn," see, see, what did I tell you? He kept tight hold of my arm so I couldn't run away.
"You where meant to stay on the boat, what where you thinking?"
"That it's a ship not a boat," why couldn't these people get it right?
He just rolled his eyes; people do that a lot after I've said something. "What if you had been killed or worse hurt?"
"I think you got that the wrong way round, my dear purple penguin,"
"No, if you had got hurt I would not have been rid of your stupidity," and I was beginning to think he liked me oh well; I threw my arms around him and pretended to cry. I heard Jack say something about leverage, I'm pretty sure Will heard it as well cause he turned round his head.
"You like me, you really like me," I cried breaking his trance only for him to push me away but he made the mistake of letting go off my arm.
I made a dash for it with Jez just slightly ahead of me (she had been watching the whole thing from her place by the wall) I would of escaped when some bright spark pushed their chair out in front of me. I tried to slam on the brakes but I realised I didn't have any. I crashed into the chair, went flying over it and smacked into the floor headfirst.
I broke my own rule so I'm making the rule up again and wow this really hurts. Oh look at the fuzzy bunnies hopping along.
"Kait are you all right, again?"
"Mo!" I muttered as angrily as I could.
"Aw, poor Kaity," she said sarcastically, I swear if the world weren't spinning I'd kill her. "Did the ginger bread men attack you again?"
"Kaitlyn! What the hell are you doing here?" Damn I have broken every single rule that I made up, I get hurt and I've been spotted by both n-evil people.
"And who would these be then?" that's a new voice.
"Mr. Gibbs, this is Jezebel and this is Kaitlyn, they are companions unfortunatley," Jack said.
Someone picked me up of the floor and made me stand up. You would think I could manage a simple task like that but no, I fell back down. "Ow!"
So they had to carry me back to where ever we were going back to. My head had finally stopped spinning but now I had the mother of all headaches.
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"Aspirin! NOW!" I shouted hoping that someone would pay attention to me.
"Sorry, Kaity-Lou we ain't got none but we do have some bread and water," Jez said.
I opened my eyes taking in where we where. I couldn't believe my eyes.
"Locked in a cell again?" I asked.
"Yup, Jack locked us in here till, well, he didn't exactly say when but it still beats being left in Tortuga. You are so accident prone."
"Yes Jez yes, I'm accident prone," I said rubbing my head.
Just then footsteps bounded down the stairs and the merry face of Will appeared at the door.
"Ah, I've see you've come to," he said cheerily.
"Go to hell," I muttered leaning back against the wall.
"No! We're going to meet Jacks 'able bodied crew' " I couldn't help but smirk at the sarcasm in his voice as he said the last bit. "I managed to persuade Jack to let you out as a thank you for last night."
He opened the door and we walked out, well I hobbled out, and headed for deck.
"Morning Jack!" I said chirpily when we reached the deck. I saw him frown when he saw me, I laughed inside, I feel so loved.
"Mornin' Kaitlyn how's ye head?" he asked acting concerned.
"Like I tripped over a chair and hit the ground head first," I replied. Now it was time to have fun "Jack? Have I ever told you about the little purple Satans?"
Jez snorted trying not to laugh, Will just rolled his eyes and I looked at Jack for an answer.
"No, you've not but I've got a feelin' I'm bout to find out."
"Yup, you see, the LPS are a group of little purple things that like to cause mischief, like pirates if you want," he smiled at this bit and then carried on listening. "They come from the land of Dooda on the planet Mangodia. Well most LPS's have farms where they grow electric mixers to sell to the carrots except a few where they hunt trains but that's another story completely. Any who one day this LPS, I believe his name was Luke Skywalker, decided to go for a walk. He forgot about the end of the world and fell off. The end." I smiled at Jack while Jez rolled on the floor laughing.
"Okay whatever you say Kaity-Lou," he said smiling.
"It is true you know and why did you just call me Kaity-Lou?"
He walked away laughing. Well that's just dandy now he's calling me Kaity- Lou, it must be stopped, my name is Kaitlyn or Kait or idiot or goddess of all things inanimate. I don't remember Kaity-Lou being in the list.
While I was rambling inside my tiny brain the other three had walked off so I hobbled after them to meet the crew. Ma ha more people to annoy.
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Da daaaa, the next chappy is up. I firmly believe that this one is rubbish so I'd really appreciate your opinions so review my dear walnut heads and make me happy.
Niccy-b - Tis up now and I'm still not sure that it's good no matter what your random little brain says.
Raven185 - Noooooo! I forgot you on the last chapter bad bad Nikki-Kait (my new name ya like?) So here you are. Thank you times two.