AN: poo snicket!
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James: I'm bored.
Sirius: Where's Harry?
Remus: He's finding that Library.
Sirius: Well, I know that, but what's taking him so long?
James: Not a clue.
Remus: He could be running around in Africa for all we know.
James: I miss Lily.
Sirius: That's too bad.
James: I really love her.
Remus: Lucky you.
James: I think I'll marry her.
Sirius: We all saw that one coming.
Remus: Only one problem.
James: What? Huh?
Remus: You might want to deflate your head a bit, first.
Sirius: Heh heh.
James: What are you talking about?
Sirius: Well, reading between the lines, I'd say Lily doesn't like you very much.
James: Since when have you started reading between the lines?
Sirius: When you stopped.
James: Oh.
Remus: Oy, look! It's the Boy-Who-Lived-but-According-to-Our-Time-Hasn't-Been-Born-Yet, being carried by a flying cow!
Sirius: Wow, Moony, that's a new one.
Remus: No, really!
Harry smiled, dropped the book he was carrying onto his bed, and the toy cow named Bartholemew flew away.
James: I'm guessing either you found the Library, or you got that book from a wandering muggle with no teeth.
Harry nodded his head as he opened the book to the right page.
Sirius: Was that a yes to the library, or a yes to the toothless muggle?
Harry didn't answer, but only brought out his wand and said,
"Narf."
"What was that?" James asked.
"I don't think it worked." Sirius said - dissapointed.
Harry grinned. Remus grinned as well. "I think it did."
"What makes you think that?" James asked.
Harry looked as if it would have been obvious. "Look, there are quotation marks when you talk."
Harry heard Hedwig hoot loudly to get his attention, but he ignored it.
"Why should that matter?"
"See?"
Remus whispered something in Harry's ear, and without warning, Harry punched James in the nose.
"What was that for?" James yelped, holding his nose.
Harry hadn't meant to punch his dad that hard. But no, he wasn't his dad - he was only sixteen, which was Harry's age. Creepy.
The sixteen year old Remus grinned slightly. "He wouldn't have been able to do that if you were stuck in a map now would he?"
The sixteen year old Sirius beamed and started jumping up and down. Hedwig hooted angrily again - twice as loud, but Harry gave no heed to it.
The sixteen year old Wormtail started jumping up and down, too. Everyone stopped and stared, and Wormtail looked as if ready to pee his pants.
Without a word, he jumped out of the window. Hedwig gave a hoot that was nothing short of a screech, but Harry still ignored the stupid owl.
There was a great flutter of wings everywhere as Hedwig started pecking Harry hard on the head.
"Devil bird! Geroff!" (i STILL don't understand that word, by the way. Stupid me, just a california girl who's unfamiliar with these darn British terms. I'm trying here!) Anyhoo... back to the story.
Finally, when Hedwig calmed down (or rather, Remus and Sirius grabbed her by the wings to keep her from pecking Harry to death) Harry figured out why Hedwig had been trying so desperately to get Harry's attention. Attached to her leg was a letter from the Ministry.
It read:
Heya, Harry!
It's your friend, the Minister!
Ya, I'm losing my job, but I thought I'd send you this letter letter saying that you performed a levitation charm OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. So that's, what, 35 times so far?
Anyway, who's counting? As long as the famous Harry Potter is protected from the evil Minister of Magic! Mwahahahahaha!
So, feel free to drop by at your hearing... um, let's see, how about TOMORROW at four in the moring just to make it interesting.
You may be expelled, you may not, but personally, I THINK YOU WILL!
Cheers!
Cornelius Fudge (In a scribbly signature that makes him seem important)
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Sirius peered over Harry's shoulder, "What's it say?"
Harry handed it to them.
"Expelled!?" James exclaimed.
Sirius was in shock. "They can't do this!"
Harry heaved a depressed sort of sigh, "Actually, they can."
"How so?"
Harry looked at the ground, "I've had a hearing before, and it was a narrow miss from expulsion. I doubt they'd let me off this time."
Harry thought they would be shocked, but James and Sirius only grinned broadly. "Way to go Harry!"
Remus shook his head, "If these two dunderheads managed to escape from being kicked out of Hogwarts for six years, so can you."
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AN: I'm very very very sorry about this, but I am now feeding this story a big giant bottle full of sleeping pills. There. It's asleep now. Try not to wake it up. Have you ever heard the phrase, "If you chase two rabbits, they'll both get away" ? I don't know if I just made that up, but, anyways, I don't chase rabbits. I did once, but the security guard kicked me off campus. Actually, what the phrase means, is I can't really write so many stories at once. *don't attack me!* So, this story is asleep, because I'm gonna be working mainly on "By the Fate of the Moon". If the plotbunny decdes to bite me in the leg, and I'm struck by inspiration, I might update. But, other than that, I'll try to work on my other story.
I still love you people! Don't send the rabbid weasels after me!
Reviews...
flying-piggy-123: Yay! You like it? Woohoo! complete and utter genius? *falls off chair* Yay for Bartholemew! Oh, you're no fun anymore!
Cooki do: Hey, in response to your review, I got Sirius and all of them OUT! FINALLY! Love the name, by the way (hehe, cooki do!) dunno why.
Valarauko: Hey, what's with you not updating your stories? Huh? Huh? (ha, just kidding, no pressure) Don't be TOO mean to harry about the watermelon. He's a lil sensitive right now. Thanks for the 'J name suggestions.' Maybe JKR will reveal his middle name in book 6 (along with many other things i hope)
Thorn: haha, "governator". Thanks for the reviews (especially the one where you just laughed) hahahahahahahahaha. okay.
Nixiy: Never could find a library with a donut. Ida's your hero? Let's see. I have alot of heros. Link, remus, Bartholemew, and the guy that invented toilet paper!!! What would stake YW girl's camp be if you couldn't TP the other wards? Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
dinkdaelf: Poking rocks! *pokes herself, but nothing happens* oh well. bumpers? Ya, the fire's creepy. Wow, I can actaully see the sun today. Woohoo!
LOTR, HP fan2: really great? are you sure? maybe you're confused with cheesy grape? (i THINK that rhymes) Woohoo, thanks for reviewing!
nkittyhawk: i had no idea i could review my own story. Ha!
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James: I'm bored.
Sirius: Where's Harry?
Remus: He's finding that Library.
Sirius: Well, I know that, but what's taking him so long?
James: Not a clue.
Remus: He could be running around in Africa for all we know.
James: I miss Lily.
Sirius: That's too bad.
James: I really love her.
Remus: Lucky you.
James: I think I'll marry her.
Sirius: We all saw that one coming.
Remus: Only one problem.
James: What? Huh?
Remus: You might want to deflate your head a bit, first.
Sirius: Heh heh.
James: What are you talking about?
Sirius: Well, reading between the lines, I'd say Lily doesn't like you very much.
James: Since when have you started reading between the lines?
Sirius: When you stopped.
James: Oh.
Remus: Oy, look! It's the Boy-Who-Lived-but-According-to-Our-Time-Hasn't-Been-Born-Yet, being carried by a flying cow!
Sirius: Wow, Moony, that's a new one.
Remus: No, really!
Harry smiled, dropped the book he was carrying onto his bed, and the toy cow named Bartholemew flew away.
James: I'm guessing either you found the Library, or you got that book from a wandering muggle with no teeth.
Harry nodded his head as he opened the book to the right page.
Sirius: Was that a yes to the library, or a yes to the toothless muggle?
Harry didn't answer, but only brought out his wand and said,
"Narf."
"What was that?" James asked.
"I don't think it worked." Sirius said - dissapointed.
Harry grinned. Remus grinned as well. "I think it did."
"What makes you think that?" James asked.
Harry looked as if it would have been obvious. "Look, there are quotation marks when you talk."
Harry heard Hedwig hoot loudly to get his attention, but he ignored it.
"Why should that matter?"
"See?"
Remus whispered something in Harry's ear, and without warning, Harry punched James in the nose.
"What was that for?" James yelped, holding his nose.
Harry hadn't meant to punch his dad that hard. But no, he wasn't his dad - he was only sixteen, which was Harry's age. Creepy.
The sixteen year old Remus grinned slightly. "He wouldn't have been able to do that if you were stuck in a map now would he?"
The sixteen year old Sirius beamed and started jumping up and down. Hedwig hooted angrily again - twice as loud, but Harry gave no heed to it.
The sixteen year old Wormtail started jumping up and down, too. Everyone stopped and stared, and Wormtail looked as if ready to pee his pants.
Without a word, he jumped out of the window. Hedwig gave a hoot that was nothing short of a screech, but Harry still ignored the stupid owl.
There was a great flutter of wings everywhere as Hedwig started pecking Harry hard on the head.
"Devil bird! Geroff!" (i STILL don't understand that word, by the way. Stupid me, just a california girl who's unfamiliar with these darn British terms. I'm trying here!) Anyhoo... back to the story.
Finally, when Hedwig calmed down (or rather, Remus and Sirius grabbed her by the wings to keep her from pecking Harry to death) Harry figured out why Hedwig had been trying so desperately to get Harry's attention. Attached to her leg was a letter from the Ministry.
It read:
Heya, Harry!
It's your friend, the Minister!
Ya, I'm losing my job, but I thought I'd send you this letter letter saying that you performed a levitation charm OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. So that's, what, 35 times so far?
Anyway, who's counting? As long as the famous Harry Potter is protected from the evil Minister of Magic! Mwahahahahaha!
So, feel free to drop by at your hearing... um, let's see, how about TOMORROW at four in the moring just to make it interesting.
You may be expelled, you may not, but personally, I THINK YOU WILL!
Cheers!
Cornelius Fudge (In a scribbly signature that makes him seem important)
~
Sirius peered over Harry's shoulder, "What's it say?"
Harry handed it to them.
"Expelled!?" James exclaimed.
Sirius was in shock. "They can't do this!"
Harry heaved a depressed sort of sigh, "Actually, they can."
"How so?"
Harry looked at the ground, "I've had a hearing before, and it was a narrow miss from expulsion. I doubt they'd let me off this time."
Harry thought they would be shocked, but James and Sirius only grinned broadly. "Way to go Harry!"
Remus shook his head, "If these two dunderheads managed to escape from being kicked out of Hogwarts for six years, so can you."
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AN: I'm very very very sorry about this, but I am now feeding this story a big giant bottle full of sleeping pills. There. It's asleep now. Try not to wake it up. Have you ever heard the phrase, "If you chase two rabbits, they'll both get away" ? I don't know if I just made that up, but, anyways, I don't chase rabbits. I did once, but the security guard kicked me off campus. Actually, what the phrase means, is I can't really write so many stories at once. *don't attack me!* So, this story is asleep, because I'm gonna be working mainly on "By the Fate of the Moon". If the plotbunny decdes to bite me in the leg, and I'm struck by inspiration, I might update. But, other than that, I'll try to work on my other story.
I still love you people! Don't send the rabbid weasels after me!
Reviews...
flying-piggy-123: Yay! You like it? Woohoo! complete and utter genius? *falls off chair* Yay for Bartholemew! Oh, you're no fun anymore!
Cooki do: Hey, in response to your review, I got Sirius and all of them OUT! FINALLY! Love the name, by the way (hehe, cooki do!) dunno why.
Valarauko: Hey, what's with you not updating your stories? Huh? Huh? (ha, just kidding, no pressure) Don't be TOO mean to harry about the watermelon. He's a lil sensitive right now. Thanks for the 'J name suggestions.' Maybe JKR will reveal his middle name in book 6 (along with many other things i hope)
Thorn: haha, "governator". Thanks for the reviews (especially the one where you just laughed) hahahahahahahahaha. okay.
Nixiy: Never could find a library with a donut. Ida's your hero? Let's see. I have alot of heros. Link, remus, Bartholemew, and the guy that invented toilet paper!!! What would stake YW girl's camp be if you couldn't TP the other wards? Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
dinkdaelf: Poking rocks! *pokes herself, but nothing happens* oh well. bumpers? Ya, the fire's creepy. Wow, I can actaully see the sun today. Woohoo!
LOTR, HP fan2: really great? are you sure? maybe you're confused with cheesy grape? (i THINK that rhymes) Woohoo, thanks for reviewing!
nkittyhawk: i had no idea i could review my own story. Ha!