Oh Pirates of the Sea
Tis what I'd rather be
Though the escapes be narrow
As long as I'm with Sparrow
Tis a pirate's life for me

Don't worry little deary
If you feel a little weary
I'll kick the villain's ass
Who dares to mess with me lass
And they'll shatter like glass
We all like Orlando Bloom
Better as a blonde
But in this movie
The girls swoon
Over Johnny Depp
Now if this be
Lord of the Rings
Orlando would be the one you see
Can't deny those elven ears
Cute as cute can ever be
Who is he that's on the run
Who is he that has the fun
Who is he whose escapes are narrow
Who is he called Jack Sparrow
Number one!
So if you're lookin' to be
A pirate of the sea
Ownin' a plank so narrow
Only one pirate you must see
The one and only Jack Sparrow