Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 6: I want a parrot!
"Feast your eyes, Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast. Every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot." Mr. Gibbs said as we walked along the line of men.
"How can you be as crazy as a boot?" Jez piped up.
"Crazy TO boot," I corrected her.
"Oooh. I don't get it." I just rolled my eyes.
"So this is your able bodied crew?" Will asked completely unsure about the people assembled before him.
"You sailor!" Jack asked.
"Cotton, sir!" Gibbs told him.
"Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer me!" Jack asked.
"He's a mute sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how..." Gibbs said. I want his parrot.
"Mr. Cottons . . . parrot, same question."
"Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!" Oh, the pretty parrot can talk as well.
"Mostly, we figure that means yes," Mr Gibbs said. "O'course it does." Jack Turned to Will, "Satisfied?" " Well, you've proved them mad." Will said trying to prove his point. "Jack?" I whined pulling on his sleeve.
"What do you want and its captain, Kaity-Lou," he stressed my name so I got the point to call him Captain.
"Can I have a parrot?"
"No," he replied.
"Why not?" I whined. Instead of an answer I got hit over the head by both Jez and Will. Evil demon children or child and adult.
"And what's the benefit for us?" a voice shouted out from further down the line getting everyone's attention. Well everyone's but mine. I decided that the parrot was more interesting.
I stood staring at the bird for a while till someone came and dragged me to where Jez and co. had gone.
"It's not polite to stare," Jez whispered to me.
"But I want a parrot," I whispered back.
"So? I want a killer penguin, it's not going to happen," Jez whispered back (ok so I think you get the point that we're whispering)
"It might" me obviously.
"Fine, rock paper sisscors then, whoever wins best of three is right," She 'whispered' back.
"Is right about what?" I asked.
"Weather or not we can get a parrot or killer penguin or not, oh yeah and the loser has to do a dance in front of everybody" she replied.
"Ok, Rock paper scissors," the first hand was rock, me, and paper, her. The second hand was me, rock and her, scissors. The final hand was me scissors and her, paper.
"Ma ha! You Lose!" I shouted drawing attention to myself.
"No! You lose walnut head!" She shot back.
"Jezzy dear, you won one, I won two. That means you must now dance," I said grinning at her.
She glared at me but made her way to the middle of the line. With one last look at me she started to dance. I just burst out laughing and eventually so did Jez who made me come and dance with her. We linked each other's arm and skipped (or hopped in my case) round in a circle. We were rudely interrupted by CAPTAIN Jack himself.
"What are you doing?"
"Dancing!" I said.
"Why?"
"Because Jez lost the game and the voices in my head told me to,"
"Ah, right come on we're going now,"
"Going where?" I asked trying my best to annoy him.
"To the ship!" He said pointing manically at the ship.
"Why?"
"To rescue Miss. Swann and get my ship back."
"You could have just said because." He just shook his head and began walking off.
"I suppose these two will be coming along as well," Mr Gibbs said coming up behind us.
"To right we are," I said.
"Yup, aren't ya happy now?" Jez said grinning like an idiot.
"Not really, one was bad enough now three women, this is going to be disastrous," he muttered the last part to himself and went to join Jack and others.
"Wait for us you fudge monkeys!" I shouted and ran (the best I could with a sore leg) after them.
"Follow me, my dear army of turnips," I heard Jez shout from behind me. Who her army of turnips were I don't know but knowing Jez they where probably in her head.
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The journey was going great till the storm came. Now, I'm not a great fan of storms at the best of times but when you're at sea and the waves are crashing onto the deck it's a hell of a lot worse. (A/n - I'm not just imagining it would be worse, I know it is I've been there.) Especially when your best friend abandons you while your throwing up over the side of the boat.
"You all right there Kaitlyn," Jack shouted from the wheel
"In a word No!" I shouted back. I swear I have the worst luck ever.
"Where did Jezebel go?"
"She said she wanted to lie down, let the storm pass," I said joining him at the wheel.
Another wave crashed over the deck getting me soaking wet through.
"I swear the waves are aiming at me on purpose," I muttered "Cool compass."
"Cool?" Jack asked looking at me curiously.
"Yeah you know when something's really good it's cool, if that makes any sense."
"From you yes," he said.
"I resent that!"
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No, but that's not the point."
"Then what is the point?" I think he's becoming immune to my randomness. This must be stopped.
"The point is that paper shredders will attack," I said matter-of-factly.
With that last comment I went to find Will so I could annoy him some more. Plus I was starting to feel better.
"How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?" Will was asking Mr. Gibbs as I came up from behind them.
"By stamping our feet and clapping our hands," I said scaring them both half to death.
"Kaitlyn, don't do that again, go annoy Jack," Will told me.
"I resent that!"
"Do you even know what that means?" He asked.
"Do you know that Jack just said exactly the same thing?" I said not budging from my spot. Much to the annoyance of Mr. Gibbs who was muttering something about being doomed.
"Go away," Will shouted over the sound of the waves.
"If I stay quiet can I come with you?" I asked.
"If you must," Will said shaking his head as he carried on his conversation with Mr. Gibbs.
"As I was bout to say, Aye, the compass doesn't point north but we're not trying to find north, are we?" He turned to Jack, how we got back here is beyond me. "We should drop canvas sir."
"She can hold a bit longer."
"What's in your head that's put you in such a fine mood, Captain?"
"We're catching up."
"Wohoo! Lets have a party!" I shouted jumping up and down only to receive glares off the three men, "or I could go and join Jez," I said making a quick departure.
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Yay, another chapter I'm on a roll lately go me, but it's probably because of all the nice reviews I've been getting so if you want more, review my darling daisies.
Raven185 - I updated soon see?
Cassie-Bear01 - Being repetitive is fun. Being insane does have its advantages like annoying people then blaming it on the voices in your head. That's always fun.
BountyHunterPyro - Ok remember to breath! Do it with me breath in then out in and out. Kay? You got it? You sounded hyper on your review is that even possible? Anywhoo I'm getting of track, next time you laugh so much remember my advice and I continued Yay!
The second geek rules SUPREME - Nooooo!!!! Not the legion of empty two litre Pepsi bottles *runs and hides* Sugar lords save me!
Celtic Dawn star - short but sweet and I'm glad you like it; it's my aim to please fellow walnuts!
P.s. I want a talking Parrot!
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 6: I want a parrot!
"Feast your eyes, Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast. Every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot." Mr. Gibbs said as we walked along the line of men.
"How can you be as crazy as a boot?" Jez piped up.
"Crazy TO boot," I corrected her.
"Oooh. I don't get it." I just rolled my eyes.
"So this is your able bodied crew?" Will asked completely unsure about the people assembled before him.
"You sailor!" Jack asked.
"Cotton, sir!" Gibbs told him.
"Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer me!" Jack asked.
"He's a mute sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how..." Gibbs said. I want his parrot.
"Mr. Cottons . . . parrot, same question."
"Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!" Oh, the pretty parrot can talk as well.
"Mostly, we figure that means yes," Mr Gibbs said. "O'course it does." Jack Turned to Will, "Satisfied?" " Well, you've proved them mad." Will said trying to prove his point. "Jack?" I whined pulling on his sleeve.
"What do you want and its captain, Kaity-Lou," he stressed my name so I got the point to call him Captain.
"Can I have a parrot?"
"No," he replied.
"Why not?" I whined. Instead of an answer I got hit over the head by both Jez and Will. Evil demon children or child and adult.
"And what's the benefit for us?" a voice shouted out from further down the line getting everyone's attention. Well everyone's but mine. I decided that the parrot was more interesting.
I stood staring at the bird for a while till someone came and dragged me to where Jez and co. had gone.
"It's not polite to stare," Jez whispered to me.
"But I want a parrot," I whispered back.
"So? I want a killer penguin, it's not going to happen," Jez whispered back (ok so I think you get the point that we're whispering)
"It might" me obviously.
"Fine, rock paper sisscors then, whoever wins best of three is right," She 'whispered' back.
"Is right about what?" I asked.
"Weather or not we can get a parrot or killer penguin or not, oh yeah and the loser has to do a dance in front of everybody" she replied.
"Ok, Rock paper scissors," the first hand was rock, me, and paper, her. The second hand was me, rock and her, scissors. The final hand was me scissors and her, paper.
"Ma ha! You Lose!" I shouted drawing attention to myself.
"No! You lose walnut head!" She shot back.
"Jezzy dear, you won one, I won two. That means you must now dance," I said grinning at her.
She glared at me but made her way to the middle of the line. With one last look at me she started to dance. I just burst out laughing and eventually so did Jez who made me come and dance with her. We linked each other's arm and skipped (or hopped in my case) round in a circle. We were rudely interrupted by CAPTAIN Jack himself.
"What are you doing?"
"Dancing!" I said.
"Why?"
"Because Jez lost the game and the voices in my head told me to,"
"Ah, right come on we're going now,"
"Going where?" I asked trying my best to annoy him.
"To the ship!" He said pointing manically at the ship.
"Why?"
"To rescue Miss. Swann and get my ship back."
"You could have just said because." He just shook his head and began walking off.
"I suppose these two will be coming along as well," Mr Gibbs said coming up behind us.
"To right we are," I said.
"Yup, aren't ya happy now?" Jez said grinning like an idiot.
"Not really, one was bad enough now three women, this is going to be disastrous," he muttered the last part to himself and went to join Jack and others.
"Wait for us you fudge monkeys!" I shouted and ran (the best I could with a sore leg) after them.
"Follow me, my dear army of turnips," I heard Jez shout from behind me. Who her army of turnips were I don't know but knowing Jez they where probably in her head.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The journey was going great till the storm came. Now, I'm not a great fan of storms at the best of times but when you're at sea and the waves are crashing onto the deck it's a hell of a lot worse. (A/n - I'm not just imagining it would be worse, I know it is I've been there.) Especially when your best friend abandons you while your throwing up over the side of the boat.
"You all right there Kaitlyn," Jack shouted from the wheel
"In a word No!" I shouted back. I swear I have the worst luck ever.
"Where did Jezebel go?"
"She said she wanted to lie down, let the storm pass," I said joining him at the wheel.
Another wave crashed over the deck getting me soaking wet through.
"I swear the waves are aiming at me on purpose," I muttered "Cool compass."
"Cool?" Jack asked looking at me curiously.
"Yeah you know when something's really good it's cool, if that makes any sense."
"From you yes," he said.
"I resent that!"
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No, but that's not the point."
"Then what is the point?" I think he's becoming immune to my randomness. This must be stopped.
"The point is that paper shredders will attack," I said matter-of-factly.
With that last comment I went to find Will so I could annoy him some more. Plus I was starting to feel better.
"How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?" Will was asking Mr. Gibbs as I came up from behind them.
"By stamping our feet and clapping our hands," I said scaring them both half to death.
"Kaitlyn, don't do that again, go annoy Jack," Will told me.
"I resent that!"
"Do you even know what that means?" He asked.
"Do you know that Jack just said exactly the same thing?" I said not budging from my spot. Much to the annoyance of Mr. Gibbs who was muttering something about being doomed.
"Go away," Will shouted over the sound of the waves.
"If I stay quiet can I come with you?" I asked.
"If you must," Will said shaking his head as he carried on his conversation with Mr. Gibbs.
"As I was bout to say, Aye, the compass doesn't point north but we're not trying to find north, are we?" He turned to Jack, how we got back here is beyond me. "We should drop canvas sir."
"She can hold a bit longer."
"What's in your head that's put you in such a fine mood, Captain?"
"We're catching up."
"Wohoo! Lets have a party!" I shouted jumping up and down only to receive glares off the three men, "or I could go and join Jez," I said making a quick departure.
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Yay, another chapter I'm on a roll lately go me, but it's probably because of all the nice reviews I've been getting so if you want more, review my darling daisies.
Raven185 - I updated soon see?
Cassie-Bear01 - Being repetitive is fun. Being insane does have its advantages like annoying people then blaming it on the voices in your head. That's always fun.
BountyHunterPyro - Ok remember to breath! Do it with me breath in then out in and out. Kay? You got it? You sounded hyper on your review is that even possible? Anywhoo I'm getting of track, next time you laugh so much remember my advice and I continued Yay!
The second geek rules SUPREME - Nooooo!!!! Not the legion of empty two litre Pepsi bottles *runs and hides* Sugar lords save me!
Celtic Dawn star - short but sweet and I'm glad you like it; it's my aim to please fellow walnuts!
P.s. I want a talking Parrot!