Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 7: I killed Aragorn!
"Jez? When will the Furby's attack?" Yes you guessed it I was bored.
The storm eventually passed but we decided to stay down here for a while. I don't actually know why, Jez suggested it not me.
"Erm, let me check my diary, ah yes, next month." She replied pretending to flick through an imaginary diary.
"Why?" I asked determined to annoy anyone that would take me on.
"Because the feather dusters told them to," she replied, she to was gifted with randomness.
"Oh right! Can we go on deck now?" Must fight the boredom.
"No!"
"Why?"
"Because I say so."
"That's not good enough I'm going," I got up and started walking away when Jez came running up behind me.
"Wait for me you chick-pea."
~*~*~*~*~ On deck ~*~*~*~*~
"Dead men tell know tales," the parrot said as we walked onto the deck.
"Neither do dead parrots," Jez piped up but I hit her for it, no one threatens the parrot even if Jack won't let me have it.
The crew where at the side of the deck looking out at the waters. We went and joined them, well Mr. Gibbs and Will to be exact, the rest of the crew found us funny apart from these two. So they shall be the targets of my randomness.
"What was that ship called and what was the Captain called and the crew and the pet fish?" I asked pointing at one of the many wrecks.
"Kait, how are they meant to know that?" Jez asked.
"They might, they might be psychic or something."
"How does being psychic help?"
"It does because you would be able to see the furry feet invasion," I replied, Jez only ignored my last comment but I knew what she was thinking, I've watched Lord of the Rings to many times.
"Puts a chill in the bones how many honest sailors have been claimed by this passage," Mr. Gibbs said half answering my original question.
"How is it that Jack came by that compass?" Will asked watching as Jack put the compass away.
"Not a lot known about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of the Isla de Muerta. That was before I met him. Back when he was Captain of the Black Pearl." Mr. Gibbs answered.
"Betcha didn't know that," I said still watching the many wrecks pass us by.
"No, he failed to mention that," Will said
"Well, he plays things close to the vest now. And a hard learned lesson it was. See three days out on the venture the first mate comes to him and says everything's an equal share as should be the location of the treasure, too. So, Jack gives up the bearings. That night there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die but not before he'd gone mad with the heat." Mr. Gibbs told Will and us though it was mainly for Will.
"Ah so that's the reason for the . . ." Will started acting like Jack which made me laugh. I'm easily amused.
"Reason's got nothing to do with it. Now Will, when a man is marooned he is a given a pistol with a single shot. Well it won't do much good hunting or to be rescued. But after three weeks of starvin' belly and thirst that pistol starts to look real friendly. But Jack made it off the island and he still has that one shot. Oh, but he won't use it though, save for one man. His mutinous first mate."
"Barbossa,"
"Aye," Mr. Gibbs said.
"How did Jack get off the island?" Will asked, I resisted the urge to say something stupid. I would only result in getting poor Kaitlyn hurt.
"Well, I'll tell you. He waded out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature came and acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, harnessed them together and made a raft." Mr. Gibbs said. I was beginning to like this man or maybe just this story I'm not sure.
"He roped a couple of sea turtles?" Will asked.
"Aye, sea turtles,"
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair, from my back. Let go off the anchor," Jack said scaring the living daylights out of me.
"Gullible," I said to Jez in what I thought was a quiet voice.
"Yes I know you are Kait," Will said for the side of me. "You believed him."
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To"
"To"
"Not!"
"Ma ha! See I am not gullible you are you fell for the oldest trick in the book," I said sticking my tongue out at him. "Anyway, you just had your first pointless conversation. You should be proud of yourself," I turned to Jez and linked her, "Our little boy is all growned up."
"How do you put up with her?" Will asked Jez. What? I'm not that bad am I?
"Join her!" Jez said happily, "I know Mavis look at what a fine young gentleman he's become, so strong, so gullible so Will!"
"Young Mr. Turner and I are to go ashore," Jack said as he walked past us disturbing our wonderful conversation.
"And us! Don't forget us!" Jez said running after them followed closely by me.
"No, you two will be staying here you'll only get yourselves hurt," He said.
"Will not!! I'd have you know that we're great warriors of the computer where we come from!" I blurted out.
"Aha we are," Jez said trying her best to sound convincing.
"Fine, but I'm not saving ye," he said turning his back to us.
~*~*~*~*~ In the little row Boat ~*~*~*~*~
"Row row row your boat, gently down the stream . . ."
"Kaitlyn, how many times do you have to sing that song?" Will said getting annoyed
"Oh at least another million times," I said and carried on humming it.
"Kait, I can't believe that you said we where great warriors," Jez whispered to me.
"We are, on the computer,"
"Kait you killed Aragorn!"
"I didn't! The stupid Ranger fell off the bridge on his own accord, I had nothing to do with it!" I said and it was true the fact that I had control of him via the keyboard has nothing to do with this.
"What code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?" Will asked. I'm sure they actually do here our conversations, my voice can't whisper, but they choose to ignore them and just change the topic.
"Code? No-one mentioned a code," Jez said.
"Maybe we weren't listening," I said knowing we wouldn't get an answer out of these two peanuts sat in front of us.
"Pirates code, any man that falls behind is left behind," Jack said. That's a nice thought, I wish I'd stayed on the boat now but no, Kaity's mouth doesn't know when to stay shut.
"No hero's amongst thieves, eh?" Will said looking at the treasure at the bottom of the little river thing we were sailing down.
"You know for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you're well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga .and you're completely obsessed with treasure." Jack said peering down at the gold as well. Well, if they can look so can I.
"Oh shiny," I said reaching down only to have my hand smacked by Jack who was glaring at me.
"That's not true, I'm not obsessed with treasure,"
Just them we saw a group of pirates assembled before a man and a woman. I guessed this was Elizabeth.
"Not all treasure is silver or gold, mate," Jack said.
"No it can be magenta as well," Jez said, I sniggered from behind her.
"Or sky blue pink, although I'm not sure what colour that is exactly," I added.
"I think it is the colour of monster dandelions," Jez said. If Jack and Will had eyes in the back of their heads we probably would have seen them rolling round about now.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I'm sorry about the wait for this chapter, the sugar lords decided that they hated me and gave me the . . . (creepy music comes on) Writers block. But you now have a brand spanking new chappy to read or as the case may be all ready read. So review and receive an e-hug and a piece of Aztec gold!!!!
A girl and her muses - you are evil but I like the idea. You have to wait for the next chappy for the violence though!
Niccy-b - a pink one? That is so you. Look I got over the dreaded writers block yay!! Tar for the over review as well.
Celtic Dawn Star - Thanks, sorry about the wait.
Jlm - yay I like recommendations, tis good. The more the merrier. I'm glad you like it so much!
Raven185 - sorry it took so long but it is here now.
Maiden of Darkness - I'm glad you like it and I will keep it coming don't you worry!
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 7: I killed Aragorn!
"Jez? When will the Furby's attack?" Yes you guessed it I was bored.
The storm eventually passed but we decided to stay down here for a while. I don't actually know why, Jez suggested it not me.
"Erm, let me check my diary, ah yes, next month." She replied pretending to flick through an imaginary diary.
"Why?" I asked determined to annoy anyone that would take me on.
"Because the feather dusters told them to," she replied, she to was gifted with randomness.
"Oh right! Can we go on deck now?" Must fight the boredom.
"No!"
"Why?"
"Because I say so."
"That's not good enough I'm going," I got up and started walking away when Jez came running up behind me.
"Wait for me you chick-pea."
~*~*~*~*~ On deck ~*~*~*~*~
"Dead men tell know tales," the parrot said as we walked onto the deck.
"Neither do dead parrots," Jez piped up but I hit her for it, no one threatens the parrot even if Jack won't let me have it.
The crew where at the side of the deck looking out at the waters. We went and joined them, well Mr. Gibbs and Will to be exact, the rest of the crew found us funny apart from these two. So they shall be the targets of my randomness.
"What was that ship called and what was the Captain called and the crew and the pet fish?" I asked pointing at one of the many wrecks.
"Kait, how are they meant to know that?" Jez asked.
"They might, they might be psychic or something."
"How does being psychic help?"
"It does because you would be able to see the furry feet invasion," I replied, Jez only ignored my last comment but I knew what she was thinking, I've watched Lord of the Rings to many times.
"Puts a chill in the bones how many honest sailors have been claimed by this passage," Mr. Gibbs said half answering my original question.
"How is it that Jack came by that compass?" Will asked watching as Jack put the compass away.
"Not a lot known about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of the Isla de Muerta. That was before I met him. Back when he was Captain of the Black Pearl." Mr. Gibbs answered.
"Betcha didn't know that," I said still watching the many wrecks pass us by.
"No, he failed to mention that," Will said
"Well, he plays things close to the vest now. And a hard learned lesson it was. See three days out on the venture the first mate comes to him and says everything's an equal share as should be the location of the treasure, too. So, Jack gives up the bearings. That night there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die but not before he'd gone mad with the heat." Mr. Gibbs told Will and us though it was mainly for Will.
"Ah so that's the reason for the . . ." Will started acting like Jack which made me laugh. I'm easily amused.
"Reason's got nothing to do with it. Now Will, when a man is marooned he is a given a pistol with a single shot. Well it won't do much good hunting or to be rescued. But after three weeks of starvin' belly and thirst that pistol starts to look real friendly. But Jack made it off the island and he still has that one shot. Oh, but he won't use it though, save for one man. His mutinous first mate."
"Barbossa,"
"Aye," Mr. Gibbs said.
"How did Jack get off the island?" Will asked, I resisted the urge to say something stupid. I would only result in getting poor Kaitlyn hurt.
"Well, I'll tell you. He waded out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature came and acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, harnessed them together and made a raft." Mr. Gibbs said. I was beginning to like this man or maybe just this story I'm not sure.
"He roped a couple of sea turtles?" Will asked.
"Aye, sea turtles,"
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair, from my back. Let go off the anchor," Jack said scaring the living daylights out of me.
"Gullible," I said to Jez in what I thought was a quiet voice.
"Yes I know you are Kait," Will said for the side of me. "You believed him."
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To"
"To"
"Not!"
"Ma ha! See I am not gullible you are you fell for the oldest trick in the book," I said sticking my tongue out at him. "Anyway, you just had your first pointless conversation. You should be proud of yourself," I turned to Jez and linked her, "Our little boy is all growned up."
"How do you put up with her?" Will asked Jez. What? I'm not that bad am I?
"Join her!" Jez said happily, "I know Mavis look at what a fine young gentleman he's become, so strong, so gullible so Will!"
"Young Mr. Turner and I are to go ashore," Jack said as he walked past us disturbing our wonderful conversation.
"And us! Don't forget us!" Jez said running after them followed closely by me.
"No, you two will be staying here you'll only get yourselves hurt," He said.
"Will not!! I'd have you know that we're great warriors of the computer where we come from!" I blurted out.
"Aha we are," Jez said trying her best to sound convincing.
"Fine, but I'm not saving ye," he said turning his back to us.
~*~*~*~*~ In the little row Boat ~*~*~*~*~
"Row row row your boat, gently down the stream . . ."
"Kaitlyn, how many times do you have to sing that song?" Will said getting annoyed
"Oh at least another million times," I said and carried on humming it.
"Kait, I can't believe that you said we where great warriors," Jez whispered to me.
"We are, on the computer,"
"Kait you killed Aragorn!"
"I didn't! The stupid Ranger fell off the bridge on his own accord, I had nothing to do with it!" I said and it was true the fact that I had control of him via the keyboard has nothing to do with this.
"What code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?" Will asked. I'm sure they actually do here our conversations, my voice can't whisper, but they choose to ignore them and just change the topic.
"Code? No-one mentioned a code," Jez said.
"Maybe we weren't listening," I said knowing we wouldn't get an answer out of these two peanuts sat in front of us.
"Pirates code, any man that falls behind is left behind," Jack said. That's a nice thought, I wish I'd stayed on the boat now but no, Kaity's mouth doesn't know when to stay shut.
"No hero's amongst thieves, eh?" Will said looking at the treasure at the bottom of the little river thing we were sailing down.
"You know for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you're well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga .and you're completely obsessed with treasure." Jack said peering down at the gold as well. Well, if they can look so can I.
"Oh shiny," I said reaching down only to have my hand smacked by Jack who was glaring at me.
"That's not true, I'm not obsessed with treasure,"
Just them we saw a group of pirates assembled before a man and a woman. I guessed this was Elizabeth.
"Not all treasure is silver or gold, mate," Jack said.
"No it can be magenta as well," Jez said, I sniggered from behind her.
"Or sky blue pink, although I'm not sure what colour that is exactly," I added.
"I think it is the colour of monster dandelions," Jez said. If Jack and Will had eyes in the back of their heads we probably would have seen them rolling round about now.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I'm sorry about the wait for this chapter, the sugar lords decided that they hated me and gave me the . . . (creepy music comes on) Writers block. But you now have a brand spanking new chappy to read or as the case may be all ready read. So review and receive an e-hug and a piece of Aztec gold!!!!
A girl and her muses - you are evil but I like the idea. You have to wait for the next chappy for the violence though!
Niccy-b - a pink one? That is so you. Look I got over the dreaded writers block yay!! Tar for the over review as well.
Celtic Dawn Star - Thanks, sorry about the wait.
Jlm - yay I like recommendations, tis good. The more the merrier. I'm glad you like it so much!
Raven185 - sorry it took so long but it is here now.
Maiden of Darkness - I'm glad you like it and I will keep it coming don't you worry!