When Harry came back from the place that our readers don't know of, (still unaware that Harry had even left because the author had to make it that way at the last minute for this scene to work) he found Sirius watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, James watching Bambi (and taking notes), and Remus teaching Remus how to lick his elbow without breaking any bones.

Harry feared for them. And for their fans.

But, beside that, he had good news.

"Hey! Guess what?" he called out, and everone stopped what they were doing to listen.

"You locked yourself in your trunk again?"

"No."

"You killed Dudley with a frying pan?"

"No. Remind me later."

"You learned how to cook bacon without making pig noises?"

"Sadly, no."

"You ate another damn watermelon without realizing?"

"No."

"You brushed your hair for once?"

"No."

Sirius gasped and James brightened. "Wow, neither did I!" he exclaimed with awe and wonder. "Imagine that."

"What'd you do?" Remus and Remus chimed in simultaneously while Sirius handed James a comb.

Harry beamed proudly to himself. "I took a plot-be-gone potion and Voldemort and Peter and the evil librarian dissapeared!"

The assembly blinked. "What evil librarian?"

Harry coughed nervously. "Oh, er, nothing. No one. But the important thing is, is that there is no longer any plot whatsoever. And that's how the author intended. Isn't tht right, author?"

*Author nods*

Sirius clapped his hands. "Alright then. What next?"

Remus and Remus looked to each other in silent agreement. "Pattycake!" they exclaimed.

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AN: Alright, I'm pretty sure I'll update. I'm feeling spontaneous.