Kaitlyn: Mwahahaha they're all mine Mwahahahaha
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 8: Why does she get one and I don't? Why was I never taught to shut my mouth? I'm going to die real soon. The four of us where lying in a sort of small cave thing with a window. Well that's what I decided it was like.
"Elizabeth," Will whispered from the side of me.
Something bad is going to happen there's a terrible smell or maybe that's just the pirates but I'm not sure but still something bad is going to happen. I mean it's not everyday your lying in a cave thingy watching pirates who are cursed because of some Aztec Gold is it? Something bad is going to happen and I need to stop saying that.
"Jack? I know this is a really bad time but I lied when I said that I was a great warrior," I said waiting for the big WHAT? To come.
I'm still waiting.
Yup, any minute now poor Kait is going to be told off yet again.
So whilst waiting for the inevitable (death and a telling off, god how I love my life) I decided it might be a good idea to listen to . . . um . . . whatsitsface? Barbossa that was it.
"Every last piece we have returned save for this one," he pointed to the medallion around Elizabeth's neck. Why does she get one and I don't?
"Jack!" Will said whilst scrambling up but only succeeded in being pulled down by Jack and disturbing some of the gold. They probably heard that so I might as well say my goodbyes now.
"Not yet we wait for the opportune moment," what to say goodbye? It'll be no use when I'm dead will it? Also when did I become so morbid? What time is it and what was I about to do? Ah yes say goodbye. (As for the time thing I have no watch, poor me.)
"Jez . . ." I began only to be shushed by her.
" When's that? When it is of greatest profit to you?" Will said.
"May I ask you something? Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Do us a favour, I know it's difficult for you but please stay here . and try not to do anything stupid. And as for you two, Kaitlyn I knew you were lying so just don't get yourself killed savvy?" Jack said walking/crouching out of our little home/cave-y thing.
"Listen," Will said turning to us, "Kaitlyn do you remember what Jack said in the tavern?"
"Kaitlyn! What the hell are you doing here, I believe where his exact words," I said as the memories of a possessed chair came back to me.
"No, about leverage," he said.
"Ah yes," I said.
"Well he's not using me as bait for Barbossa just so he can get his ship back I'm going to stop him," he said. (A/n - ARGH!! Why can't I think of another word for said?)
"And this has to do we us . . . because?" Okay so that didn't really make any sense but I'm clueless so sue me, wait, don't cause I only own whatever is in my bag.
"You two are going to go silently and carefully back to the boat and wait for me and Elizabeth okay?" No fair, I wanted to fight or maybe not cause I don't want to die but still, no fair.
"Fine!" I grumbled.
"We'll go and tell the fish that the shark is coming and watch them swim away frantically," Jez said joining me. Even though Jez does say some nasty things to animals sometimes she really does love them but she's easily bored.
We scrambled out of my newfound cave home and made our way back to the boat. We remained silent, which is hard for us Jez doesn't even shut up in her sleep, until we heard a gun shot. We froze.
"He shot me," I heard from back in the big cave full of shiny things (I need to think of better names for these places.) I let out a breath I didn't even realise I had been holding in then carried on walking.
We reached the boat and sat down on the rocks beside it.
"Kait? Do you ever have the sudden urge to call Will Legolas?" Jez asked me.
I laughed, "yeah," I replied and picked up a small rock and started writing my name onto the rock. I got as far as Kaity-Lou and was about to write the date when I realised that I didn't know it.
"Jez? What year is it?"
"2003 of course, wait, no, I don't know," she said looking at what I was doing, "You have a fascination with doing that don't you?"
"Yeah, ever since I was little, there must be tons of rocks all over the British countryside with my name written on them," I wrote 2003 anyway just to confuse some poor soul.
"I wish they would hurry up," Jez said suddenly.
"Why?"
"I'm hungry."
"Are you sure you weren't born a hobbit?"
Jez couldn't reply because Will and his lady love (awww) came running to the boat and leaping in. They started to row when Will remembered about us and brought the boat back.
"Thank you, my mighty spaghetti eating hamster," I said climbing in making the boat rock by 'accident'.
"Who might you be?"Elizabeth asked us when we were save from the soap shy pirates.
"I'm Kaitlyn and this is Jezebel, we're from the planet Nokia and we are here to take over your world with our annoying ringtones that we play over and over again," I said looking at her. Don't get me wrong I like her but I've been to busy thinking about dieing that I forgot about being annoying.
Elizabeth just laughed though. So I left her to ogle at Will while I looked at the four of us. Wait Four! Shouldn't there be five of us?
"Where's Jack?" I asked.
"Like I said I took care of him," Will said not looking at me. I guess he was upset that he would now have to put up with my randomness all by his lonesome now.
We eventually got back to the Interceptor in time for QUESTIONS!! Yay!
"Not more pirates," Elizabeth said. What did she expect? The Royal Navy? I guess she did actually being the governor's daughter and all.
"Welcome aboard Miss Elizabeth," Mr. Gibbs said. Where's our welcome aboard? I give up trying to be accepted by this man, he clearly doesn't know that I am in league with dancing potatoes.
"Mr. Gibbs?" She said as Will climbed on board
"Hey Boy, where be Jack?" Mr. Gibbs said.
"Jack? Jack Sparrow?" I guess she was to busy ogling at Will to hear me mention him before.
"He fell behind," Will said leading Elizabeth away.
Jez and me left the crew to do crew-y things and went in search of food, again. We found our way to the galley and started to rummage through the culinary delights. I decided that since the bulk of the food was potatoes we would be having chips, hopefully.
"Chips do you?" I asked Jez.
"Yay, my favourite. Do you wanna see if Will and Elizabeth want some?" she said and then added, "Cause I like peeling potatoes."
"Strange child," I said as I walked out of the galley to find them.
After turning the wrong way countless times I heard Will saying something, so I headed straight in and what did I see? A nice shiny piece of gold. I still don't know why she gets one and I don't.
"Oops, sorry I didn't mean to intrude it's just we were hungry and we wanted to know if you would like something to eat with us," I said.
"Sure we'll be up in a few minutes and don't burn the ship down Kaitlyn," Will said. I walked out quickly and shut the door. As soon as I got out of earshot I burst into fits of laughter.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well there you go another chapter. First thing first I won't be updating this as often now so it'll be updated once a week. Blame school not me they gave me all this evil coursework to do and it isn't even the end of the hols yet. Secondly don't forget to review by pressing the nice button down there Kay :).
Savvy - I gained your approval? Wow cool. Falling down stairs is not good neither is dying but at least you would die happy lol. Thank you.
Celtic Dawn Star - Sowwee (sniffles)
Jlm - I'm glad you are.
A girl and her muses - Look I updated and I talked about you again oh and I used your idea, thank you.
Mrs-Will-Turner - Not the purple monkey dishwashers! RUN! Save yourself!!
Raven185 - I updated, I'm a good girl. I'm glad you think it's funny, thank you.
Niccy-b - Lol, it's just so you I couldn't help it, what's your fave bit in this and where is your fic?
Okay dokey here's a piece of Aztec gold and an e-hug for you all. REVIEW!!!!
Jezebel: Can I have one?
Kaitlyn: Sure (hands her Jack's hat)
Disney: Hand them back!
Jezebel: No never! Bob! (A tiny spider comes crawling to Jez)
Kaitlyn: Argh! Take them! Take them! I own nothing (cries)
Chapter 8: Why does she get one and I don't? Why was I never taught to shut my mouth? I'm going to die real soon. The four of us where lying in a sort of small cave thing with a window. Well that's what I decided it was like.
"Elizabeth," Will whispered from the side of me.
Something bad is going to happen there's a terrible smell or maybe that's just the pirates but I'm not sure but still something bad is going to happen. I mean it's not everyday your lying in a cave thingy watching pirates who are cursed because of some Aztec Gold is it? Something bad is going to happen and I need to stop saying that.
"Jack? I know this is a really bad time but I lied when I said that I was a great warrior," I said waiting for the big WHAT? To come.
I'm still waiting.
Yup, any minute now poor Kait is going to be told off yet again.
So whilst waiting for the inevitable (death and a telling off, god how I love my life) I decided it might be a good idea to listen to . . . um . . . whatsitsface? Barbossa that was it.
"Every last piece we have returned save for this one," he pointed to the medallion around Elizabeth's neck. Why does she get one and I don't?
"Jack!" Will said whilst scrambling up but only succeeded in being pulled down by Jack and disturbing some of the gold. They probably heard that so I might as well say my goodbyes now.
"Not yet we wait for the opportune moment," what to say goodbye? It'll be no use when I'm dead will it? Also when did I become so morbid? What time is it and what was I about to do? Ah yes say goodbye. (As for the time thing I have no watch, poor me.)
"Jez . . ." I began only to be shushed by her.
" When's that? When it is of greatest profit to you?" Will said.
"May I ask you something? Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Do us a favour, I know it's difficult for you but please stay here . and try not to do anything stupid. And as for you two, Kaitlyn I knew you were lying so just don't get yourself killed savvy?" Jack said walking/crouching out of our little home/cave-y thing.
"Listen," Will said turning to us, "Kaitlyn do you remember what Jack said in the tavern?"
"Kaitlyn! What the hell are you doing here, I believe where his exact words," I said as the memories of a possessed chair came back to me.
"No, about leverage," he said.
"Ah yes," I said.
"Well he's not using me as bait for Barbossa just so he can get his ship back I'm going to stop him," he said. (A/n - ARGH!! Why can't I think of another word for said?)
"And this has to do we us . . . because?" Okay so that didn't really make any sense but I'm clueless so sue me, wait, don't cause I only own whatever is in my bag.
"You two are going to go silently and carefully back to the boat and wait for me and Elizabeth okay?" No fair, I wanted to fight or maybe not cause I don't want to die but still, no fair.
"Fine!" I grumbled.
"We'll go and tell the fish that the shark is coming and watch them swim away frantically," Jez said joining me. Even though Jez does say some nasty things to animals sometimes she really does love them but she's easily bored.
We scrambled out of my newfound cave home and made our way back to the boat. We remained silent, which is hard for us Jez doesn't even shut up in her sleep, until we heard a gun shot. We froze.
"He shot me," I heard from back in the big cave full of shiny things (I need to think of better names for these places.) I let out a breath I didn't even realise I had been holding in then carried on walking.
We reached the boat and sat down on the rocks beside it.
"Kait? Do you ever have the sudden urge to call Will Legolas?" Jez asked me.
I laughed, "yeah," I replied and picked up a small rock and started writing my name onto the rock. I got as far as Kaity-Lou and was about to write the date when I realised that I didn't know it.
"Jez? What year is it?"
"2003 of course, wait, no, I don't know," she said looking at what I was doing, "You have a fascination with doing that don't you?"
"Yeah, ever since I was little, there must be tons of rocks all over the British countryside with my name written on them," I wrote 2003 anyway just to confuse some poor soul.
"I wish they would hurry up," Jez said suddenly.
"Why?"
"I'm hungry."
"Are you sure you weren't born a hobbit?"
Jez couldn't reply because Will and his lady love (awww) came running to the boat and leaping in. They started to row when Will remembered about us and brought the boat back.
"Thank you, my mighty spaghetti eating hamster," I said climbing in making the boat rock by 'accident'.
"Who might you be?"Elizabeth asked us when we were save from the soap shy pirates.
"I'm Kaitlyn and this is Jezebel, we're from the planet Nokia and we are here to take over your world with our annoying ringtones that we play over and over again," I said looking at her. Don't get me wrong I like her but I've been to busy thinking about dieing that I forgot about being annoying.
Elizabeth just laughed though. So I left her to ogle at Will while I looked at the four of us. Wait Four! Shouldn't there be five of us?
"Where's Jack?" I asked.
"Like I said I took care of him," Will said not looking at me. I guess he was upset that he would now have to put up with my randomness all by his lonesome now.
We eventually got back to the Interceptor in time for QUESTIONS!! Yay!
"Not more pirates," Elizabeth said. What did she expect? The Royal Navy? I guess she did actually being the governor's daughter and all.
"Welcome aboard Miss Elizabeth," Mr. Gibbs said. Where's our welcome aboard? I give up trying to be accepted by this man, he clearly doesn't know that I am in league with dancing potatoes.
"Mr. Gibbs?" She said as Will climbed on board
"Hey Boy, where be Jack?" Mr. Gibbs said.
"Jack? Jack Sparrow?" I guess she was to busy ogling at Will to hear me mention him before.
"He fell behind," Will said leading Elizabeth away.
Jez and me left the crew to do crew-y things and went in search of food, again. We found our way to the galley and started to rummage through the culinary delights. I decided that since the bulk of the food was potatoes we would be having chips, hopefully.
"Chips do you?" I asked Jez.
"Yay, my favourite. Do you wanna see if Will and Elizabeth want some?" she said and then added, "Cause I like peeling potatoes."
"Strange child," I said as I walked out of the galley to find them.
After turning the wrong way countless times I heard Will saying something, so I headed straight in and what did I see? A nice shiny piece of gold. I still don't know why she gets one and I don't.
"Oops, sorry I didn't mean to intrude it's just we were hungry and we wanted to know if you would like something to eat with us," I said.
"Sure we'll be up in a few minutes and don't burn the ship down Kaitlyn," Will said. I walked out quickly and shut the door. As soon as I got out of earshot I burst into fits of laughter.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well there you go another chapter. First thing first I won't be updating this as often now so it'll be updated once a week. Blame school not me they gave me all this evil coursework to do and it isn't even the end of the hols yet. Secondly don't forget to review by pressing the nice button down there Kay :).
Savvy - I gained your approval? Wow cool. Falling down stairs is not good neither is dying but at least you would die happy lol. Thank you.
Celtic Dawn Star - Sowwee (sniffles)
Jlm - I'm glad you are.
A girl and her muses - Look I updated and I talked about you again oh and I used your idea, thank you.
Mrs-Will-Turner - Not the purple monkey dishwashers! RUN! Save yourself!!
Raven185 - I updated, I'm a good girl. I'm glad you think it's funny, thank you.
Niccy-b - Lol, it's just so you I couldn't help it, what's your fave bit in this and where is your fic?
Okay dokey here's a piece of Aztec gold and an e-hug for you all. REVIEW!!!!