Kaitlyn - A brand new disclaimer. Lets have a party.
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 9 - Kaity meets some smelly pirates.
"I want a dinosaur," I said at last. I didn't managed to make chips; I got annoyed with the potato and mashed it to bits. The meal (Well food was there available just not chips) would have been fine if Will wasn't in such a bad mood. I figured that now wasn't the time to bring up the fact that I wasn't happy that Elizabeth got gold and I didn't. Still think it's not fair.
"I'm going on deck now, are you two going to join me?" Will asked.
"If only the frogs would stop following," Jez said completely ignoring Will. Which of course is what we have been trying to do all through the ritual known as eating.
"Kaitlyn?" He asked me, well he didn't ask me anything so how does he expect me to answer?
"What?" I said.
"Are you coming?"
"That depends," I said determined to annoy every one aboard so far it only worked on Will.
"On what?"
"If you will become a member of RAG," I said smiling.
"No fair, how come he gets to be a member and I don't?" Jez said.
"You are a member just I forgot to tell you," I said turning to her, meanwhile that pelican known as Will walked out without us. We where going to go honestly.
So we followed him to the deck. We still have to follow people as we still can't find our way around and to think it's just a boat and it's not even that big.
"Hands aloft to loose t'gallants. With this wind she'll carry every sail we've got," Mr. Gibbs shouted as we reached the deck. Elizabeth was running after him and the crew, well the crew where just running round like demented chickens who had seen a pie machine! I laughed.
"I don't want to be a pie I don't like gravy," I said to Jez, "What is happening anyway?"
"The Black Pearl is gaining and you really should start listening more instead of thinking about Chicken Run. I know you have the accent and all but now is not the time," Jez said getting all bossy on me. Sometimes I wonder if they got our birthdays wrong. I'm meant to be the one that's a couple of months older. I should boss her about.
We walked up to where Elizabeth was talking to Anamaria. I tried my hardest to pay attention but I can't help it if I'm easily distracted.
"We're shallow on the draft right?" Elizabeth said.
"Aye," Anamaria replied.
"Well can't we lose them amongst those shoals?" Don't you just hate a know it all? Okay an update on the paying attention thingy, it went down the drain. Basically, Will shouted something and then the anchor dropped and the boat did a cool u-turn thingy. Then one of the crewmembers tried to steal my bag.
"Hey! Get your own bag Mister!" I shouted. How dare he? "Why don't you take Mr. Gibbs's Rum doodad instead?"
The pirate went up and snatched the rum doodad off Mr. Gibbs much to his annoyance. I just laughed. It was fun being annoying. I was shook out of my happy state when a cannon ball rocked the boat. We where next to the Black Pearl now but instead of being scared as I would normally would in this situation, even though I have never been in this situation before, I started to think of why it was called the Black Pearl and not the Purple Polka Dotted Pearl. Much better name if you ask me, you can even shorten it to PPDP.
I was brought back to reality from my thoughts yet again. The pirates from the PPDP (as it shall be now known) were swinging across to our boat. And lo and behold one lands right in front of me.
"Hi! How are you? I'm Kaity by the way and your . . . dead!" I said as one of the pirates on the good side (us) stabbed him from behind. T'was a lovely site really it was. I decided that it probably would be a good idea to say thank you to the nice person who saved me.
"Thank you . . . erm . . . which one of you saved me?" I asked the countless number of people running about. I dodged a falling pirate that had got hit on the head with a sack of potatoes.
"Me!" I jumped at the voice from behind me and spun round to see who it was.
"Jack!" I shouted and hugged him. I really had thought that Will had killed him till I remembered the movie but I was glad to see him all the same.
"Monkey!" Jack said and ran after it.
"Where? I want the monkey!" I said and tried to follow only to be grabbed by a smelly pirate. I turned to see Jez get picked up by another smelly thing and swung across onto the PPDP. I turned to my pirate god he was ugly and stunk but that's really not the point.
"Have you ever heard of deodorant?" I asked.
He just shot me a look that said shut up or you'll die. But this didn't shut me up I had to say one more thing.
"Didn't think so," this only got me a smack across the face. I was about to attack the demon smelly person when someone pulled me back. It was of course Jack who just glared at me.
"If any of you as so much think the word parley I'll have yer guts for garters," one of them said.
I was about to ask Jez what that meant when the Interceptor blew up. I jumped and hid behind Jack. I closed my eyes even though I couldn't see the flames.
"Kaitlyn, it's all right you don't have to hide," Jack said. I didn't say a word (shock, shock, horror, horror) and kept my eyes closed.
"She has a fear of fire, it's that bad she won't even light a match," Jez said.
Just then Will jumped onto the ship. Now I bet your asking how I knew this since I had my eyes closed and was hiding behind Jack. Well, I'll tell you Will actually is a robot and makes bleeping sounds all the time so I heard the bleeps of course. What? You don't believe me? Fine, both Jack and Jez whispered Will at the same time. Are you happy now? You are? Good.
"Barbossa," Will said. I suddenly had a thought, stuff like that happens often, how the hell did he get off the boat? It just exploded for cheeses sake. I debated this thought for a while and came to the conclusion to ask Jez.
"Jez?" I still didn't open my eyes even though there where probably no more flames.
"What? And Kait open your eyes please?" She said.
I opened them and looked at Jez, "How did he get off the boat?"
"Sea turtles?" I sniggered. (A/n - Lol, tar girl and her muses)
SQUAWK!
I looked about for the parrot. I hope it didn't get barbequed. Luckily it flew overhead and landed on the mast.
Will was pointing his pistol at Barbossa and Barbossa was just smirking. I think I hate him more than Mr. Gibbs.
"She goes free," Will said looking at Elizabeth.
"You've only got one shot and we can't die," Barbossa said. I wondered that if you kicked him where the sun doesn't shine would hurt him? Must remember to try it some time.
Jack shifted beside me and said, "Don't do anything stupid." I gathered he was talking to Will. I'm so clever at times.
"You can't . . . I can," Will said pointing the gun at his head. Oh, this can't be good or clean. I doubt he would be able to get the bloodstains of his deck. But that really isn't the point at this moment in time.
"Like that," Jack said.
"Who are you?" Barbossa asked Will. Jack ran up to Barbossa.
"No-one. He's no one. A distant cousin of an aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch." He said.
"My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner, his blood runs through my veins," Will said. Well it was obvious it was Will who had said that but if you're me these things tend to go right over your head.
"He's a spitting image of ol'Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us." One of the pirates said.
"On my word do as I say or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' locker," Will said the gun still pointing at his head.
"Name your terms, Mr. Turner," Barbossa said. Thinking about it Will's last name does sound a bit like Turnip. That was a completely random thought that wasn't relevant at all.
"Elizabeth goes free," He said like a stuck record except he wasn't round and black and flat and well played music if you stuck a needle on him. Although I hadn't tried that, I'll do it later.
"Yes, We know that one, anything else?" Barbossa said.
Me, Jez started jumping up and down pointing to ourselves. Jack also pointed to him self.
"Kaitlyn and Jezebel go free as well and the crew are not to be harmed," Will said. Yay, we go free.
"Go on walk the plank," said a pirate somewhere there was rather a lot of them. Jez and me where pushed forward and Elizabeth was walked onto the plank.
"Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!" Will said. Language William. I didn't dare say it aloud because the pirate who had smacked me one before was next to me again.
"Don't dare impugn me honour, boy. I agreed she'd go free it was you who failed to specify when or where." Barbossa said as Will was gagged, "Though it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don't it lads?"
The pirates erupted into a chorus of "Aye's". Again I feel like people have forgotten about us. Oh well.
"So I'll be having that dress back before you go." Barbossa said to Elizabeth. She took the dress off and threw it at him. You go girl!
"It goes with your black heart," she said to Barbossa.
"I always liked you," I heard Jack say to one of the pirates that was beside him.
Barbossa lifted the dress to his face and said, "Oh, it's still warm." Okay first I just didn't like him, now he's giving me the creeps. I'll jump willingly if it gets me away from him.
One of the pirate closet the plank had enough of waiting and kicked it so Elizabeth fell in. I heard the splash and was then pushed onto the plank myself. I walked to the edge and peered down. That really is a long way down and there are still flames. No bad, bad, bad. This pirate obviously had no patience and kicked the plank again.
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mwahahahaha a cliffy. I love making you all gasp or maybe not but still it's a cliffy all the same. Now remember reviews make the author (moi) very very happy so review. It's just a click of a button it's not that hard really.
Girl and her muses - Thank you for the idea and I used it again, yay!!! Crazy peoples are fun.
Celtic Dawn Star - you do? Awww thanks.
Captain Sophie - Thank you. I forgets stuff all the time but I did remember to update.
Jlm - my randomness astounds you? Cool. I like your little dance.
Raven185 - I hate school, they make my brainwork. Anywhoo I updated and I'm glad you like it.
Finally Nicola (niccy-b) has her own POTC fic out called Slowly Driven Mad. Go R and R cause I will send my army of mutant sausages after you if you don't. Tis very funny. Nicola is Jezebel in this story just so you know.
Finally Finally, RAG is the Randomness Appreciation Group. I invented it because no one appreciates randomness any more. Well most people don't.
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 9 - Kaity meets some smelly pirates.
"I want a dinosaur," I said at last. I didn't managed to make chips; I got annoyed with the potato and mashed it to bits. The meal (Well food was there available just not chips) would have been fine if Will wasn't in such a bad mood. I figured that now wasn't the time to bring up the fact that I wasn't happy that Elizabeth got gold and I didn't. Still think it's not fair.
"I'm going on deck now, are you two going to join me?" Will asked.
"If only the frogs would stop following," Jez said completely ignoring Will. Which of course is what we have been trying to do all through the ritual known as eating.
"Kaitlyn?" He asked me, well he didn't ask me anything so how does he expect me to answer?
"What?" I said.
"Are you coming?"
"That depends," I said determined to annoy every one aboard so far it only worked on Will.
"On what?"
"If you will become a member of RAG," I said smiling.
"No fair, how come he gets to be a member and I don't?" Jez said.
"You are a member just I forgot to tell you," I said turning to her, meanwhile that pelican known as Will walked out without us. We where going to go honestly.
So we followed him to the deck. We still have to follow people as we still can't find our way around and to think it's just a boat and it's not even that big.
"Hands aloft to loose t'gallants. With this wind she'll carry every sail we've got," Mr. Gibbs shouted as we reached the deck. Elizabeth was running after him and the crew, well the crew where just running round like demented chickens who had seen a pie machine! I laughed.
"I don't want to be a pie I don't like gravy," I said to Jez, "What is happening anyway?"
"The Black Pearl is gaining and you really should start listening more instead of thinking about Chicken Run. I know you have the accent and all but now is not the time," Jez said getting all bossy on me. Sometimes I wonder if they got our birthdays wrong. I'm meant to be the one that's a couple of months older. I should boss her about.
We walked up to where Elizabeth was talking to Anamaria. I tried my hardest to pay attention but I can't help it if I'm easily distracted.
"We're shallow on the draft right?" Elizabeth said.
"Aye," Anamaria replied.
"Well can't we lose them amongst those shoals?" Don't you just hate a know it all? Okay an update on the paying attention thingy, it went down the drain. Basically, Will shouted something and then the anchor dropped and the boat did a cool u-turn thingy. Then one of the crewmembers tried to steal my bag.
"Hey! Get your own bag Mister!" I shouted. How dare he? "Why don't you take Mr. Gibbs's Rum doodad instead?"
The pirate went up and snatched the rum doodad off Mr. Gibbs much to his annoyance. I just laughed. It was fun being annoying. I was shook out of my happy state when a cannon ball rocked the boat. We where next to the Black Pearl now but instead of being scared as I would normally would in this situation, even though I have never been in this situation before, I started to think of why it was called the Black Pearl and not the Purple Polka Dotted Pearl. Much better name if you ask me, you can even shorten it to PPDP.
I was brought back to reality from my thoughts yet again. The pirates from the PPDP (as it shall be now known) were swinging across to our boat. And lo and behold one lands right in front of me.
"Hi! How are you? I'm Kaity by the way and your . . . dead!" I said as one of the pirates on the good side (us) stabbed him from behind. T'was a lovely site really it was. I decided that it probably would be a good idea to say thank you to the nice person who saved me.
"Thank you . . . erm . . . which one of you saved me?" I asked the countless number of people running about. I dodged a falling pirate that had got hit on the head with a sack of potatoes.
"Me!" I jumped at the voice from behind me and spun round to see who it was.
"Jack!" I shouted and hugged him. I really had thought that Will had killed him till I remembered the movie but I was glad to see him all the same.
"Monkey!" Jack said and ran after it.
"Where? I want the monkey!" I said and tried to follow only to be grabbed by a smelly pirate. I turned to see Jez get picked up by another smelly thing and swung across onto the PPDP. I turned to my pirate god he was ugly and stunk but that's really not the point.
"Have you ever heard of deodorant?" I asked.
He just shot me a look that said shut up or you'll die. But this didn't shut me up I had to say one more thing.
"Didn't think so," this only got me a smack across the face. I was about to attack the demon smelly person when someone pulled me back. It was of course Jack who just glared at me.
"If any of you as so much think the word parley I'll have yer guts for garters," one of them said.
I was about to ask Jez what that meant when the Interceptor blew up. I jumped and hid behind Jack. I closed my eyes even though I couldn't see the flames.
"Kaitlyn, it's all right you don't have to hide," Jack said. I didn't say a word (shock, shock, horror, horror) and kept my eyes closed.
"She has a fear of fire, it's that bad she won't even light a match," Jez said.
Just then Will jumped onto the ship. Now I bet your asking how I knew this since I had my eyes closed and was hiding behind Jack. Well, I'll tell you Will actually is a robot and makes bleeping sounds all the time so I heard the bleeps of course. What? You don't believe me? Fine, both Jack and Jez whispered Will at the same time. Are you happy now? You are? Good.
"Barbossa," Will said. I suddenly had a thought, stuff like that happens often, how the hell did he get off the boat? It just exploded for cheeses sake. I debated this thought for a while and came to the conclusion to ask Jez.
"Jez?" I still didn't open my eyes even though there where probably no more flames.
"What? And Kait open your eyes please?" She said.
I opened them and looked at Jez, "How did he get off the boat?"
"Sea turtles?" I sniggered. (A/n - Lol, tar girl and her muses)
SQUAWK!
I looked about for the parrot. I hope it didn't get barbequed. Luckily it flew overhead and landed on the mast.
Will was pointing his pistol at Barbossa and Barbossa was just smirking. I think I hate him more than Mr. Gibbs.
"She goes free," Will said looking at Elizabeth.
"You've only got one shot and we can't die," Barbossa said. I wondered that if you kicked him where the sun doesn't shine would hurt him? Must remember to try it some time.
Jack shifted beside me and said, "Don't do anything stupid." I gathered he was talking to Will. I'm so clever at times.
"You can't . . . I can," Will said pointing the gun at his head. Oh, this can't be good or clean. I doubt he would be able to get the bloodstains of his deck. But that really isn't the point at this moment in time.
"Like that," Jack said.
"Who are you?" Barbossa asked Will. Jack ran up to Barbossa.
"No-one. He's no one. A distant cousin of an aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch." He said.
"My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner, his blood runs through my veins," Will said. Well it was obvious it was Will who had said that but if you're me these things tend to go right over your head.
"He's a spitting image of ol'Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us." One of the pirates said.
"On my word do as I say or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' locker," Will said the gun still pointing at his head.
"Name your terms, Mr. Turner," Barbossa said. Thinking about it Will's last name does sound a bit like Turnip. That was a completely random thought that wasn't relevant at all.
"Elizabeth goes free," He said like a stuck record except he wasn't round and black and flat and well played music if you stuck a needle on him. Although I hadn't tried that, I'll do it later.
"Yes, We know that one, anything else?" Barbossa said.
Me, Jez started jumping up and down pointing to ourselves. Jack also pointed to him self.
"Kaitlyn and Jezebel go free as well and the crew are not to be harmed," Will said. Yay, we go free.
"Go on walk the plank," said a pirate somewhere there was rather a lot of them. Jez and me where pushed forward and Elizabeth was walked onto the plank.
"Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!" Will said. Language William. I didn't dare say it aloud because the pirate who had smacked me one before was next to me again.
"Don't dare impugn me honour, boy. I agreed she'd go free it was you who failed to specify when or where." Barbossa said as Will was gagged, "Though it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don't it lads?"
The pirates erupted into a chorus of "Aye's". Again I feel like people have forgotten about us. Oh well.
"So I'll be having that dress back before you go." Barbossa said to Elizabeth. She took the dress off and threw it at him. You go girl!
"It goes with your black heart," she said to Barbossa.
"I always liked you," I heard Jack say to one of the pirates that was beside him.
Barbossa lifted the dress to his face and said, "Oh, it's still warm." Okay first I just didn't like him, now he's giving me the creeps. I'll jump willingly if it gets me away from him.
One of the pirate closet the plank had enough of waiting and kicked it so Elizabeth fell in. I heard the splash and was then pushed onto the plank myself. I walked to the edge and peered down. That really is a long way down and there are still flames. No bad, bad, bad. This pirate obviously had no patience and kicked the plank again.
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Mwahahahaha a cliffy. I love making you all gasp or maybe not but still it's a cliffy all the same. Now remember reviews make the author (moi) very very happy so review. It's just a click of a button it's not that hard really.
Girl and her muses - Thank you for the idea and I used it again, yay!!! Crazy peoples are fun.
Celtic Dawn Star - you do? Awww thanks.
Captain Sophie - Thank you. I forgets stuff all the time but I did remember to update.
Jlm - my randomness astounds you? Cool. I like your little dance.
Raven185 - I hate school, they make my brainwork. Anywhoo I updated and I'm glad you like it.
Finally Nicola (niccy-b) has her own POTC fic out called Slowly Driven Mad. Go R and R cause I will send my army of mutant sausages after you if you don't. Tis very funny. Nicola is Jezebel in this story just so you know.
Finally Finally, RAG is the Randomness Appreciation Group. I invented it because no one appreciates randomness any more. Well most people don't.