Kaitlyn - A brand new disclaimer. Lets have a party.
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 11 - Jack the Ripper!
That dream was extremely weird but what do you expect from an extremely weird brain. Basically after I asked Jez if she was normal and she gave me an answer I was sure I had heard before she told me off for getting knocked out yet again. It's not my fault that the gun had to pick me to knock out.
"Kaity you were knocked out yet again and no doubt you'll get knocked out again. Honestly by the end of this you'll be dead then I'll have to complete the mission of turning the world crazy-sane all be myself and that won't be fun," Jez said shaking her head at me.
"Sorry?"
"You better be oh lookie Jack and Elizabeth. How did they get dry so quickly?" Jez said looking over at our two companions.
"It's simple. Magic." I replied.
"Magic?"
"Yup, it's the answer to everything I don't know the answer to," I said matter-of-factly.
"No it's not you usually come up with some stupid idea that makes everyone laugh."
"Okay that to then."
She just looked at me then burst out laughing. I didn't say anything funny. I don't understand Jez sometimes; actually I don't understand most things but that's not the point.
"Kaitlyn! Jezebel! Go with Elizabeth to help collect fire wood," Jack shouted taking a sip of his Rum. Why can't he go? I'm injured for cheese's sake. Luckily for me Jez thought the exactly same thing.
"Why can't you go? Kaity's injured remember!" She shouted back.
Jack just mumbled to himself while Elizabeth, who was stood just behind Jack, started laughing. Again, we didn't say anything funny. Finally Jack swaggered over to us and dragged me to my feet.
"See she can stand so you can go get some wood savvy?" Jack said.
"Quick Kaity fall down," Jez said in what she would consider a quiet voice but of course Jack heard her. He just raised an eyebrow and smiled a little. He quickly stopped smiling when he realised that I knew. Now I bet you are thinking what I know. Well I'm not telling you.
La di da!
Okay I'll tell you. Jack actually likes Jezzy and me no matter how much we annoy him. (A/n - as in friends nothing more how many times do I have to say this is not I repeat not a Mary-sue?) I'm not completely hated Yay! The reason he doesn't want anyone to know is because what self respecting pirate would actually get along with two fifteen year olds? Ma ha I can use this for blackmail later. That parrot will be mine Mwahahah * cough cough * hahaha!
"Come on girls let's leave Captain Jack to his rum," Elizabeth said joining us. I really didn't have a choice as she grabbed my arm and pulled me along. So in turn I grabbed Jez and pulled her along behind me.
We walked for what seemed like ages to my little my mind but in fact it was like three minutes. Elizabeth stopped and starting picking up wood from the floor, which is why we were here, but still I have to tell you because I just have to. After about thirty seconds of watching I decided we needed something better to do. I looked around and saw a palm tree with coconuts on. I had an idea.
I ran to the tree and started skipping round it and singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Jez noticed what I was doing and joined me. We held hands so the tree was in the middle of us and started skipping round again singing at the top of our voices.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts didlee dee, Here they are standing in a row, 2 3 4, Big ones, small ones some as big as your head, Give em a twist, flick of your wrist, That's what the showman said!"
Elizabeth meanwhile just stood and watched shaking her head occasionally. I didn't think we were doing anything stupid. She started to chuckle as we sang the song for a second time changing the direction that we were skipping.
"Come on Elizabeth join us!" Jez said breaking the circle so she could join.
"I don't think so," she said.
"Why?" I whined. She sighed and walked to us joining hands.
"I suppose but I don't know the words," she said trying to get out of it. That will never work.
"So?" I said and started skipping again so she couldn't get away.
"Oh! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts . . ." Jez and me started up again.
After awhile Elizabeth settled into it and began laughing as we began making our own version up.
"Oh! I've got a lovely bunch of cheesecakes!" I began.
"Here they are half eaten and blue!" Jez sang.
"Erm . . . red ones, blue ones some as green as grass," okay Elizabeth needs a bit of work on her randomness but it will do.
"Pick one up throw it about!" I sang.
"That's what it's all about!" Jez sand changing it to the hokey cokey.
We ran forward towards the tree dragging Elizabeth, who was now in hysterics, with us. We must of carried on for ages when Elizabeth broke free and told us we had to collect the wood now or else Jack would not be happy.
"You don't want to get a pirate angry do you?" she said picking up some fallen branches.
"No!" Jez said shaking her head.
We collected loads of wood and were on our way back when a butterfly flew past distracting me. I turned away from the group and followed it.
"La di da, Hey! Where did the purdy flutterby go?" I looked around for the others and realised I didn't know where the hell I was. Kaity-lou did it again. I sighed and took a deep breath in.
"HELP!" I shouted hoping someone would rescue me or at least show me the way back. What if it was Jack the Ripper who came? I could die. No! I'm too young to die!
There was a rustling sound from behind the trees. I got ready to run but out came Jez. That's better than the Ripper. She can't kill me. I hope.
"Jezzy! I'm lost show me the way back!" I said to her as she came closer.
"Erm . . . I don't know the way back." She said.
"Great now Jack the Ripper really will get me," I sighed and looked around, "and the purdy flutterby is gone."
"There was a flutterby? And I didn't know?" She said a look of shock on her face.
"Yup!"
"Goodness sake! I always miss the good things," she sighed.
We stood in silence for a few minutes waiting for . . . something. Our wonderful silence was interrupted by another rustling sound. I jumped and hid behind Jez.
"I don't want to die! It's Jack the Ripper Jez it's him!" I said pointing to the trees.
"What!?! Well I don't want to die either! TREE!" Jez ran towards the tree leaving me to die. I feel so loved. I did the only thing know how. Follow her.
The figure emerged from the trees and walked towards us. It was getting dark now and I couldn't make out the figure. I am going to die young.
"Maybe if we close our eyes he won't be able to see us cause we can't see him," Jez whispered. I just shut my eyes not bothering to correct her.
It all went quiet.
"Is he gone?" I asked.
"Don't know, look!" She said.
"Why do I have to?"
"Because!"
I sighed and opened my eyes.
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
HaHa! Cliffhangers except there are no cliffs to hang from. Well sorry it took me a while to update but school is evil! Anywho Review my strawberry jams!
A girl and her muses - Yay! A rhyme and a fixed computer! Lol pixi stix.
Raven185 - it was a strange dream and I really dreamt it as well.
Niccy-b - pointlessness is fun your right!
Orangejuiceisgood - I updated see? I like the word savvy!
Gotta_have_me_orange_juice - I wrote more! Thanks!
Ashley - thanks!
Lauren - Tar!
Jlm - it was The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett. It's a good book!
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 11 - Jack the Ripper!
That dream was extremely weird but what do you expect from an extremely weird brain. Basically after I asked Jez if she was normal and she gave me an answer I was sure I had heard before she told me off for getting knocked out yet again. It's not my fault that the gun had to pick me to knock out.
"Kaity you were knocked out yet again and no doubt you'll get knocked out again. Honestly by the end of this you'll be dead then I'll have to complete the mission of turning the world crazy-sane all be myself and that won't be fun," Jez said shaking her head at me.
"Sorry?"
"You better be oh lookie Jack and Elizabeth. How did they get dry so quickly?" Jez said looking over at our two companions.
"It's simple. Magic." I replied.
"Magic?"
"Yup, it's the answer to everything I don't know the answer to," I said matter-of-factly.
"No it's not you usually come up with some stupid idea that makes everyone laugh."
"Okay that to then."
She just looked at me then burst out laughing. I didn't say anything funny. I don't understand Jez sometimes; actually I don't understand most things but that's not the point.
"Kaitlyn! Jezebel! Go with Elizabeth to help collect fire wood," Jack shouted taking a sip of his Rum. Why can't he go? I'm injured for cheese's sake. Luckily for me Jez thought the exactly same thing.
"Why can't you go? Kaity's injured remember!" She shouted back.
Jack just mumbled to himself while Elizabeth, who was stood just behind Jack, started laughing. Again, we didn't say anything funny. Finally Jack swaggered over to us and dragged me to my feet.
"See she can stand so you can go get some wood savvy?" Jack said.
"Quick Kaity fall down," Jez said in what she would consider a quiet voice but of course Jack heard her. He just raised an eyebrow and smiled a little. He quickly stopped smiling when he realised that I knew. Now I bet you are thinking what I know. Well I'm not telling you.
La di da!
Okay I'll tell you. Jack actually likes Jezzy and me no matter how much we annoy him. (A/n - as in friends nothing more how many times do I have to say this is not I repeat not a Mary-sue?) I'm not completely hated Yay! The reason he doesn't want anyone to know is because what self respecting pirate would actually get along with two fifteen year olds? Ma ha I can use this for blackmail later. That parrot will be mine Mwahahah * cough cough * hahaha!
"Come on girls let's leave Captain Jack to his rum," Elizabeth said joining us. I really didn't have a choice as she grabbed my arm and pulled me along. So in turn I grabbed Jez and pulled her along behind me.
We walked for what seemed like ages to my little my mind but in fact it was like three minutes. Elizabeth stopped and starting picking up wood from the floor, which is why we were here, but still I have to tell you because I just have to. After about thirty seconds of watching I decided we needed something better to do. I looked around and saw a palm tree with coconuts on. I had an idea.
I ran to the tree and started skipping round it and singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Jez noticed what I was doing and joined me. We held hands so the tree was in the middle of us and started skipping round again singing at the top of our voices.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts didlee dee, Here they are standing in a row, 2 3 4, Big ones, small ones some as big as your head, Give em a twist, flick of your wrist, That's what the showman said!"
Elizabeth meanwhile just stood and watched shaking her head occasionally. I didn't think we were doing anything stupid. She started to chuckle as we sang the song for a second time changing the direction that we were skipping.
"Come on Elizabeth join us!" Jez said breaking the circle so she could join.
"I don't think so," she said.
"Why?" I whined. She sighed and walked to us joining hands.
"I suppose but I don't know the words," she said trying to get out of it. That will never work.
"So?" I said and started skipping again so she couldn't get away.
"Oh! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts . . ." Jez and me started up again.
After awhile Elizabeth settled into it and began laughing as we began making our own version up.
"Oh! I've got a lovely bunch of cheesecakes!" I began.
"Here they are half eaten and blue!" Jez sang.
"Erm . . . red ones, blue ones some as green as grass," okay Elizabeth needs a bit of work on her randomness but it will do.
"Pick one up throw it about!" I sang.
"That's what it's all about!" Jez sand changing it to the hokey cokey.
We ran forward towards the tree dragging Elizabeth, who was now in hysterics, with us. We must of carried on for ages when Elizabeth broke free and told us we had to collect the wood now or else Jack would not be happy.
"You don't want to get a pirate angry do you?" she said picking up some fallen branches.
"No!" Jez said shaking her head.
We collected loads of wood and were on our way back when a butterfly flew past distracting me. I turned away from the group and followed it.
"La di da, Hey! Where did the purdy flutterby go?" I looked around for the others and realised I didn't know where the hell I was. Kaity-lou did it again. I sighed and took a deep breath in.
"HELP!" I shouted hoping someone would rescue me or at least show me the way back. What if it was Jack the Ripper who came? I could die. No! I'm too young to die!
There was a rustling sound from behind the trees. I got ready to run but out came Jez. That's better than the Ripper. She can't kill me. I hope.
"Jezzy! I'm lost show me the way back!" I said to her as she came closer.
"Erm . . . I don't know the way back." She said.
"Great now Jack the Ripper really will get me," I sighed and looked around, "and the purdy flutterby is gone."
"There was a flutterby? And I didn't know?" She said a look of shock on her face.
"Yup!"
"Goodness sake! I always miss the good things," she sighed.
We stood in silence for a few minutes waiting for . . . something. Our wonderful silence was interrupted by another rustling sound. I jumped and hid behind Jez.
"I don't want to die! It's Jack the Ripper Jez it's him!" I said pointing to the trees.
"What!?! Well I don't want to die either! TREE!" Jez ran towards the tree leaving me to die. I feel so loved. I did the only thing know how. Follow her.
The figure emerged from the trees and walked towards us. It was getting dark now and I couldn't make out the figure. I am going to die young.
"Maybe if we close our eyes he won't be able to see us cause we can't see him," Jez whispered. I just shut my eyes not bothering to correct her.
It all went quiet.
"Is he gone?" I asked.
"Don't know, look!" She said.
"Why do I have to?"
"Because!"
I sighed and opened my eyes.
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
HaHa! Cliffhangers except there are no cliffs to hang from. Well sorry it took me a while to update but school is evil! Anywho Review my strawberry jams!
A girl and her muses - Yay! A rhyme and a fixed computer! Lol pixi stix.
Raven185 - it was a strange dream and I really dreamt it as well.
Niccy-b - pointlessness is fun your right!
Orangejuiceisgood - I updated see? I like the word savvy!
Gotta_have_me_orange_juice - I wrote more! Thanks!
Ashley - thanks!
Lauren - Tar!
Jlm - it was The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett. It's a good book!