Kaitlyn - A brand new disclaimer. Lets have a party.
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 12 - Agnes and Ingrid!
"Kait! Kaity! Goodness sake! Kaitlyn Louise Ingrid O'Connor! It's not Jack, well it is but it's not the ripper!" Jez shouted breaking me away from my screaming and shouting that I'm going to die.
"What the hell do you want Jezebel Agnes Ewing?" I shouted back "he he Agnes!" What it's a funny name?
"Ingrid!"
"Agnes!"
"Ingrid!"
"Agnes!"
"In . . ."
"Alright! Stop it!" Jack (not the ripper) shouted, "Just come back to the fire savvy?"
"He, he savvy!"
"Kaitlyn!"
"Sorry"
Jack walked off followed by me and Jez who still muttered Ingrid and Agnes along the way back. When we reached the fire Elizabeth was sat on the sand looking at the rum bottle as if it was poison, which it is so good for her.
"Jack I'm thirsty," I whined.
He handed me a bottle of rum. I looked at Jez who just shrugged.
"Jack? I'm 15 I can't drink till I'm 18 that's a whole 3 years yet," I said handing the bottle back.
He just looked at me and shook his head. I can't help it if I'm a good girl. Which I am aren't I? It's not like I disobey orders and such. Okay so lets just leave it there.
Jez and me sat down and carried our little argument over embarrassing middle names. Agnes, I mean what sort of middle name is that? Wait. What sort of name is Ingrid? Why oh why did I have to be named after a woman I never met. So it's a middle name but still Ingrid?
"Holy sweet sugary goodness I have a spot!" Jez shouted, "ON THE TIP OF MY NOSE!"
"What?" I said knowing exactly what she had said.
"Spot! Nose! NOOO!" Jez said pointing to a rather hideous spot on the tip of her nose. If it weren't for the death glare I was receiving I would have laughed.
"Weeeelllllll, you can hide for a few days or," I said.
"Or what? Come on Kait this is a major, major problem!" She said shaking me. I was going to hold out for a bit longer but the thought of damaging the bit of brain I have left made me cave.
"You could shrink it with toothpaste but . . ."
"Kait! There is no THOOTHPASTE!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SHRINK IT WHEN WE HAVE NO BLEEDING TOOTHPASTE!" Jez shouted standing up.
"If you let me finish you would have found out that alcohol works just as well" I said smiling sweetly at her.
"Really?" She said calming down.
"Yup! AcHOO!"
"Kaity! Don't come down with a cold please." Jez said puling me up from the sand.
Of we trudged (lol trudged) to find alcohol. Where's the best place to look for alcohol on a desert island with a drunken pirate, two teenagers and a lady? Yep that's right kiddies the drunken pirate.
A half full bottle was in the sand just a few yards from Jack who was telling Elizabeth about the time who had pretended to be a cleric in the Church of England. I really do pity her I'll rescue her from the drunken pirate after but by the looks of it she's getting a bit tipsy.
"Ma ha! This is a vital clue to the mystery of the abominable sand man!"
"He was drunk?"
"No! He was purple with yellow diamond spot things."
"Right Kait!"
"I know I am," I said handing her the bottle, "AcHOO!"
"KAITY!"
"Sorry."
"You better be," she dabbed at the spot with the alcohol saturated tissue (were did that come from?) "Ow, ow! This hurts!"
"Exactly, no pain no gain, deal with it!" With what does she respond to this with? Violence! The little sour cream kicked me!
"How bout? More pain less gain but it only applies to you?"
I stuck my tongue out at her. For once I was stuck for a comeback.
"ACHOO! Bless me! I'm bored!" I said writing my name in the sand.
"So am I!"
"That's good!"
"A ha best thing to happen in about the last thirty seconds."
"Yep."
"I know lets build a sand castle!" Jez said.
And so we did. It consisted of a mound with a shell on the top. Jez tried to put Dusty on top. That girl has no respect for my inanimate friends. I told her this and she said that it was time for my medication and that inanimate objects can't be my friends. What does she know?
"We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me." We heard coming from the campfire.
We looked and saw two rather drunk people dancing round the fire. It looks like fun but then again so does dangling Jez into water full of hungry sharks but that would be dangerous.
Before we could join them Jack collapsed on the floor and tried to make a move and Elizabeth. Tsk, he should know better but then again he is a pirate so . . . I forgot were I was going with that. Jack passed out on the floor.
Jez jumped up and started skipping round the fire humming a tune that I knew but couldn't quite remember. I hate my memory it sucks like a big huge sucking black hole. Do black holes suck?
"If hadn't been for Cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married along time ago." Jez sang
"Where do you come from? Where do you go? Where do you come from cotton eye Joe?" I finished.
I ran and joined her linking arms and doing the dance. I told you it looked fun so we used our own song, what's the difference?
Elizabeth interrupted our dance.
"Girls? I want you to help me with something?" She said.
Hmmmm, I like the sound of this.
She whispered to us her plan and we set about it. The only sound that could be heard was the occasional sneeze.
"Agnes!"
"Ingrid!"
Oh and that to.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Okay, sorry this is not as long as some of the others but it's here now and I have been up since seven this morning and it's now ten at night.
Who can believe that I've been back for only twelve days and have had so much work to do? School is run by apprentices to the devil in fact most teachers are apprentices as well. So, review and remember you can't eat highlighters no matter how much they look like candy!
Prozac Addict1 - I don't want to be hanged by my toenails, skinned alive and dropped into the Dead Sea!!!! I'll finish it don't worry * Hides in a corner * lol!
Don'ntknowaname - 2 ribs broken? Ow! And all because of little old me! Since you have no name I'll name you . . .. Paper mache!
Oil Pastel - I live like half way between Manchester and Liverpool! And yay u got the point that it's not a Mary Sue I mean what Mary sues get spots?
Niccy - b - Get well soon Kay?
Celtic Dawn Star - Yay! My story is loved!
Raven185 - I know I saw it a few weeks ago * tear * okay that would have been to obvious!
Jlm - thanks, of course there loads more to come I don't want it to end I like Jez and Kait too much!
Gotta_have_me_orange_juice - you confused me *folds arms and glares * yay! I like you!
A girl and her muses - True true! I sound like a bud commercial!
Lookie at all the reviews! Thank you so much to everyone!!!
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 12 - Agnes and Ingrid!
"Kait! Kaity! Goodness sake! Kaitlyn Louise Ingrid O'Connor! It's not Jack, well it is but it's not the ripper!" Jez shouted breaking me away from my screaming and shouting that I'm going to die.
"What the hell do you want Jezebel Agnes Ewing?" I shouted back "he he Agnes!" What it's a funny name?
"Ingrid!"
"Agnes!"
"Ingrid!"
"Agnes!"
"In . . ."
"Alright! Stop it!" Jack (not the ripper) shouted, "Just come back to the fire savvy?"
"He, he savvy!"
"Kaitlyn!"
"Sorry"
Jack walked off followed by me and Jez who still muttered Ingrid and Agnes along the way back. When we reached the fire Elizabeth was sat on the sand looking at the rum bottle as if it was poison, which it is so good for her.
"Jack I'm thirsty," I whined.
He handed me a bottle of rum. I looked at Jez who just shrugged.
"Jack? I'm 15 I can't drink till I'm 18 that's a whole 3 years yet," I said handing the bottle back.
He just looked at me and shook his head. I can't help it if I'm a good girl. Which I am aren't I? It's not like I disobey orders and such. Okay so lets just leave it there.
Jez and me sat down and carried our little argument over embarrassing middle names. Agnes, I mean what sort of middle name is that? Wait. What sort of name is Ingrid? Why oh why did I have to be named after a woman I never met. So it's a middle name but still Ingrid?
"Holy sweet sugary goodness I have a spot!" Jez shouted, "ON THE TIP OF MY NOSE!"
"What?" I said knowing exactly what she had said.
"Spot! Nose! NOOO!" Jez said pointing to a rather hideous spot on the tip of her nose. If it weren't for the death glare I was receiving I would have laughed.
"Weeeelllllll, you can hide for a few days or," I said.
"Or what? Come on Kait this is a major, major problem!" She said shaking me. I was going to hold out for a bit longer but the thought of damaging the bit of brain I have left made me cave.
"You could shrink it with toothpaste but . . ."
"Kait! There is no THOOTHPASTE!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SHRINK IT WHEN WE HAVE NO BLEEDING TOOTHPASTE!" Jez shouted standing up.
"If you let me finish you would have found out that alcohol works just as well" I said smiling sweetly at her.
"Really?" She said calming down.
"Yup! AcHOO!"
"Kaity! Don't come down with a cold please." Jez said puling me up from the sand.
Of we trudged (lol trudged) to find alcohol. Where's the best place to look for alcohol on a desert island with a drunken pirate, two teenagers and a lady? Yep that's right kiddies the drunken pirate.
A half full bottle was in the sand just a few yards from Jack who was telling Elizabeth about the time who had pretended to be a cleric in the Church of England. I really do pity her I'll rescue her from the drunken pirate after but by the looks of it she's getting a bit tipsy.
"Ma ha! This is a vital clue to the mystery of the abominable sand man!"
"He was drunk?"
"No! He was purple with yellow diamond spot things."
"Right Kait!"
"I know I am," I said handing her the bottle, "AcHOO!"
"KAITY!"
"Sorry."
"You better be," she dabbed at the spot with the alcohol saturated tissue (were did that come from?) "Ow, ow! This hurts!"
"Exactly, no pain no gain, deal with it!" With what does she respond to this with? Violence! The little sour cream kicked me!
"How bout? More pain less gain but it only applies to you?"
I stuck my tongue out at her. For once I was stuck for a comeback.
"ACHOO! Bless me! I'm bored!" I said writing my name in the sand.
"So am I!"
"That's good!"
"A ha best thing to happen in about the last thirty seconds."
"Yep."
"I know lets build a sand castle!" Jez said.
And so we did. It consisted of a mound with a shell on the top. Jez tried to put Dusty on top. That girl has no respect for my inanimate friends. I told her this and she said that it was time for my medication and that inanimate objects can't be my friends. What does she know?
"We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me." We heard coming from the campfire.
We looked and saw two rather drunk people dancing round the fire. It looks like fun but then again so does dangling Jez into water full of hungry sharks but that would be dangerous.
Before we could join them Jack collapsed on the floor and tried to make a move and Elizabeth. Tsk, he should know better but then again he is a pirate so . . . I forgot were I was going with that. Jack passed out on the floor.
Jez jumped up and started skipping round the fire humming a tune that I knew but couldn't quite remember. I hate my memory it sucks like a big huge sucking black hole. Do black holes suck?
"If hadn't been for Cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married along time ago." Jez sang
"Where do you come from? Where do you go? Where do you come from cotton eye Joe?" I finished.
I ran and joined her linking arms and doing the dance. I told you it looked fun so we used our own song, what's the difference?
Elizabeth interrupted our dance.
"Girls? I want you to help me with something?" She said.
Hmmmm, I like the sound of this.
She whispered to us her plan and we set about it. The only sound that could be heard was the occasional sneeze.
"Agnes!"
"Ingrid!"
Oh and that to.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Okay, sorry this is not as long as some of the others but it's here now and I have been up since seven this morning and it's now ten at night.
Who can believe that I've been back for only twelve days and have had so much work to do? School is run by apprentices to the devil in fact most teachers are apprentices as well. So, review and remember you can't eat highlighters no matter how much they look like candy!
Prozac Addict1 - I don't want to be hanged by my toenails, skinned alive and dropped into the Dead Sea!!!! I'll finish it don't worry * Hides in a corner * lol!
Don'ntknowaname - 2 ribs broken? Ow! And all because of little old me! Since you have no name I'll name you . . .. Paper mache!
Oil Pastel - I live like half way between Manchester and Liverpool! And yay u got the point that it's not a Mary Sue I mean what Mary sues get spots?
Niccy - b - Get well soon Kay?
Celtic Dawn Star - Yay! My story is loved!
Raven185 - I know I saw it a few weeks ago * tear * okay that would have been to obvious!
Jlm - thanks, of course there loads more to come I don't want it to end I like Jez and Kait too much!
Gotta_have_me_orange_juice - you confused me *folds arms and glares * yay! I like you!
A girl and her muses - True true! I sound like a bud commercial!
Lookie at all the reviews! Thank you so much to everyone!!!