Kaitlyn - A brand new disclaimer. Lets have a party.
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 13 - Shiny coins and Giant Fish!
"Kait! The voices in your head are telling me to hit you over the head with this branch if you don't stop singing Consider yourself," Jez said looking at me pleadingly.
"Well, firstly, why are my voices talking to you? Get your own thief. And secondly, nope! Consider yourself at home!"
"Kaitlyn! Remember if we wake Jack up he'll stop us making a signal for the British navy. Now please be quiet." Elizabeth said carrying some more bottles to the fire we had started.
"Okay." I said nodding.
"What? How the hell did she shut you up when I'm your friend and you completely ignore me," Jez said getting ready to pound me with the branch if I said the wrong answer. Shame I don't know the right answer.
"Because . . . Because . . . she didn't threaten me with physical violence which would just lead to pain and misery for you," I said matter of factly. I think I'm losing the ability to be funny, I couldn't think of anything funny to say. What's happening to me? Why, oh mighty sugar lords why?
Jez who had decided to hit me over the head anyway luckily with her hand not the branch, rudely interrupted my trial of thought. That would have been just traumatic for the tiny thing that I pass off as a brain. Very traumatic indeed.
We headed to the 'Rum Cellar' as we had nicknamed it (a/n - think wine cellar but with, of course, rum) Elizabeth had asked us to help her in her mission to rid the planet of yoghurt throwing coconut people. Well maybe not, but a slightly deranged girl can still imagine can't she? We had to throw all the rum onto the fire so that we could make a signal so we could be rescued.
"Jez? Why do we have to make a signal and be rescued? I was hoping we could stay here and create a race of demented butterflies that will take over the world eventually and we will rule it."
"We have to be rescued, member? So that Jack and Will can save the day and blah blah blah! Then, we can take over the world with demented butterflies. Plus it would be fun to see Jack and Will's faces when they have to bow down to us and clean our shoes and rooms and make us chocolate MWAHAHAHAHA!" Jez said rather manically. She's scaring me now.
I looked at her with big eyes then stepped sideways to get away from her.
I'm beginning to think I shouldn't have mentioned the whole demented butterflies taking over the world I've given her ideas. Next thing you know she'll be trying to make monkeys bow down to her then get them to steal Patrick (the pen of inkiness) off me. In fact, what if she's already got them on her side? I could be doomed to an eternity of dodging crazy monkeys. NOOOOOOOO!
"The parrots are MINE!" I shouted and ran away as fast as I could.
I reached the cellar way before Jez did. It would take her about five minutes to register I had run away. The cellar was almost empty now as the sun was just rising and we had been at it for like 15 years.
With the newfound light I decided it was about time I explored this little cellar doodah, you never know what you might find in hidden places like these. There could be elephants, magic lamps, and genies . . .. Wait! That's Aladdin! Oohh! I might find him here yay! I always wanted a magic carpet they look so fun and environmentally friendly. There's also a parrot in Aladdin but then again there's also a monkey. We both have minions in the world of Arabian nights! Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the rest of like the next ten minutes. Oh well there's enough room for it.
My trail of thought was yet again interrupted. This time not by my arch nemesis, Jezzy-Bell the Monkey Queen, but by a shiny thing. It was glowing from behind some remaining bottles. It was calling out to me.
"Kaity! Kaity! Come to me cause I'm a nice shiny thingy!"
How could I resist it? The lovely shiny thingy all alone in this dank rum cellar with only a spider and a coconut for company for at least a year. I went to it and made the discovery of a lifetime. A nice, shiny coin all for me. I picked it up and let it shine in the light. This was so much fun, in fact, it was so fun that I didn't notice Jez walk in.
"Kait!"
"Shiny!"
"Kait!"
"Purdy shiny coin!"
"Kaity!"
"Pretty lights!"
"For the love of sugar! Kaity-Lou!" She shouted.
"Huh? What? Where am I?" I said.
"You know where you are, you're on Mars remember, on the mission to find out if Mars Bars really do come from here."
"Oh yeah. Lookie what I found." I said holding out the coin for Jez to see.
"It's a coin," she said, reaching out to take the coin off me. I snatched it away before she could get her hands on it.
"Finder's keeper's, losers take the last bottles to Elizabeth!" I said cradling the coin.
Jez just sighed and walked out with the bottles in hand.
We got back just in time, Elizabeth threw the last bottles on just as Jack awoke. Poor Jack, his favourite drink burnt to oblivion by three women. This must be terrible for him; I mean I couldn't live without Fanta.
"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!" Jack said running towards us. I just knew that rum would come up. I also knew that Elizabeth was to deal with the mad, hungover pirate and I was not to say anything stupid.
"Yes, the rum is gone." She said walking off.
"Why is the rum gone?" Jack said waving his arms about manically. He must really be mad now. If there were a prize for stating the obvious I'd win it every time.
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
"Only if there is suddenly snow or possibly rain but in the Caribbean that is highly unlikely," Jez said in her intelligent voice. She only uses it occasionally but when she does she puts even the cleverest fish to shame. Of course she only has the intelligence of a fish but still.
"But why is the rum gone?" Jack asked again.
Elizabeth sat down on the sand and stared at the horizon. I'd tried to see what she was looking for but all I could imagine was huge jumping fish coming towards us.
"Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye out and then you will see white sails on that horizon." Why white? Why not purple or pink?
I turned round and saw Jack take his pistol out, point it at Elizabeth then change his mind and put it back. It was actually a lot funnier than it sounds but of course you can't see it (unless you went to the movies).
Jack just stalked off in a mood, leaving the three of us to stare out into the distance waiting for the giant fish to come.
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Another chapter up and more writer's block for me! this is what school does to me, makes me less funny and hyper!!!! So pleeeaaaasssseeee let me know what you think. I would be so gratefull! Anywhoo review my darlings!
Niccy - B - lol i know I'm an evil child.
Lena - Thanks, i do have Yahoo messenger actually. I've put my user name up on my bio now!
Paper Mache - I'm glad your ribs are better. Yay! Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Jorja - Thanks.
Celtic Dawn Star - Yay! You do love my story! Wohoo do a dance!
Jlm - more chapters is exactly what i said!
Tabby Kitten - There is nothing wrong with Ingrid your right!
Raven185 - Yay! i made you smile!!!
CheerCheerBubblegum - I'm a fanfic inspirierded! Go me! I've not had a chance to check out your story but I will do soon!
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 13 - Shiny coins and Giant Fish!
"Kait! The voices in your head are telling me to hit you over the head with this branch if you don't stop singing Consider yourself," Jez said looking at me pleadingly.
"Well, firstly, why are my voices talking to you? Get your own thief. And secondly, nope! Consider yourself at home!"
"Kaitlyn! Remember if we wake Jack up he'll stop us making a signal for the British navy. Now please be quiet." Elizabeth said carrying some more bottles to the fire we had started.
"Okay." I said nodding.
"What? How the hell did she shut you up when I'm your friend and you completely ignore me," Jez said getting ready to pound me with the branch if I said the wrong answer. Shame I don't know the right answer.
"Because . . . Because . . . she didn't threaten me with physical violence which would just lead to pain and misery for you," I said matter of factly. I think I'm losing the ability to be funny, I couldn't think of anything funny to say. What's happening to me? Why, oh mighty sugar lords why?
Jez who had decided to hit me over the head anyway luckily with her hand not the branch, rudely interrupted my trial of thought. That would have been just traumatic for the tiny thing that I pass off as a brain. Very traumatic indeed.
We headed to the 'Rum Cellar' as we had nicknamed it (a/n - think wine cellar but with, of course, rum) Elizabeth had asked us to help her in her mission to rid the planet of yoghurt throwing coconut people. Well maybe not, but a slightly deranged girl can still imagine can't she? We had to throw all the rum onto the fire so that we could make a signal so we could be rescued.
"Jez? Why do we have to make a signal and be rescued? I was hoping we could stay here and create a race of demented butterflies that will take over the world eventually and we will rule it."
"We have to be rescued, member? So that Jack and Will can save the day and blah blah blah! Then, we can take over the world with demented butterflies. Plus it would be fun to see Jack and Will's faces when they have to bow down to us and clean our shoes and rooms and make us chocolate MWAHAHAHAHA!" Jez said rather manically. She's scaring me now.
I looked at her with big eyes then stepped sideways to get away from her.
I'm beginning to think I shouldn't have mentioned the whole demented butterflies taking over the world I've given her ideas. Next thing you know she'll be trying to make monkeys bow down to her then get them to steal Patrick (the pen of inkiness) off me. In fact, what if she's already got them on her side? I could be doomed to an eternity of dodging crazy monkeys. NOOOOOOOO!
"The parrots are MINE!" I shouted and ran away as fast as I could.
I reached the cellar way before Jez did. It would take her about five minutes to register I had run away. The cellar was almost empty now as the sun was just rising and we had been at it for like 15 years.
With the newfound light I decided it was about time I explored this little cellar doodah, you never know what you might find in hidden places like these. There could be elephants, magic lamps, and genies . . .. Wait! That's Aladdin! Oohh! I might find him here yay! I always wanted a magic carpet they look so fun and environmentally friendly. There's also a parrot in Aladdin but then again there's also a monkey. We both have minions in the world of Arabian nights! Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the rest of like the next ten minutes. Oh well there's enough room for it.
My trail of thought was yet again interrupted. This time not by my arch nemesis, Jezzy-Bell the Monkey Queen, but by a shiny thing. It was glowing from behind some remaining bottles. It was calling out to me.
"Kaity! Kaity! Come to me cause I'm a nice shiny thingy!"
How could I resist it? The lovely shiny thingy all alone in this dank rum cellar with only a spider and a coconut for company for at least a year. I went to it and made the discovery of a lifetime. A nice, shiny coin all for me. I picked it up and let it shine in the light. This was so much fun, in fact, it was so fun that I didn't notice Jez walk in.
"Kait!"
"Shiny!"
"Kait!"
"Purdy shiny coin!"
"Kaity!"
"Pretty lights!"
"For the love of sugar! Kaity-Lou!" She shouted.
"Huh? What? Where am I?" I said.
"You know where you are, you're on Mars remember, on the mission to find out if Mars Bars really do come from here."
"Oh yeah. Lookie what I found." I said holding out the coin for Jez to see.
"It's a coin," she said, reaching out to take the coin off me. I snatched it away before she could get her hands on it.
"Finder's keeper's, losers take the last bottles to Elizabeth!" I said cradling the coin.
Jez just sighed and walked out with the bottles in hand.
We got back just in time, Elizabeth threw the last bottles on just as Jack awoke. Poor Jack, his favourite drink burnt to oblivion by three women. This must be terrible for him; I mean I couldn't live without Fanta.
"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!" Jack said running towards us. I just knew that rum would come up. I also knew that Elizabeth was to deal with the mad, hungover pirate and I was not to say anything stupid.
"Yes, the rum is gone." She said walking off.
"Why is the rum gone?" Jack said waving his arms about manically. He must really be mad now. If there were a prize for stating the obvious I'd win it every time.
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
"Only if there is suddenly snow or possibly rain but in the Caribbean that is highly unlikely," Jez said in her intelligent voice. She only uses it occasionally but when she does she puts even the cleverest fish to shame. Of course she only has the intelligence of a fish but still.
"But why is the rum gone?" Jack asked again.
Elizabeth sat down on the sand and stared at the horizon. I'd tried to see what she was looking for but all I could imagine was huge jumping fish coming towards us.
"Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye out and then you will see white sails on that horizon." Why white? Why not purple or pink?
I turned round and saw Jack take his pistol out, point it at Elizabeth then change his mind and put it back. It was actually a lot funnier than it sounds but of course you can't see it (unless you went to the movies).
Jack just stalked off in a mood, leaving the three of us to stare out into the distance waiting for the giant fish to come.
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Another chapter up and more writer's block for me! this is what school does to me, makes me less funny and hyper!!!! So pleeeaaaasssseeee let me know what you think. I would be so gratefull! Anywhoo review my darlings!
Niccy - B - lol i know I'm an evil child.
Lena - Thanks, i do have Yahoo messenger actually. I've put my user name up on my bio now!
Paper Mache - I'm glad your ribs are better. Yay! Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Jorja - Thanks.
Celtic Dawn Star - Yay! You do love my story! Wohoo do a dance!
Jlm - more chapters is exactly what i said!
Tabby Kitten - There is nothing wrong with Ingrid your right!
Raven185 - Yay! i made you smile!!!
CheerCheerBubblegum - I'm a fanfic inspirierded! Go me! I've not had a chance to check out your story but I will do soon!