rolls eyes Oh Geez do I have to go through this again. Looks back at the lawyors with fear Okay, fine.

I don't own Sailor Moon....But Queen Tinfoil and Sterling are still mine! So there!


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"And what is with this Tinfoil Queen? Nutcase I'll say. This villain is a complete joke viewers and it is by some fluke she isn't destroyed. Queen Tinfoil, our pushover for the week!"

"Yaaargh!!!"

The TV screen shattered by a sudden explosion of green energy. Queen Tinfoil grabbed the oversized hammer near her throne and then proceeded to pound the TV into a heap of scrap metal as she screamed her fury. A young silver haired man walked in and stared for a moment at his master's actions before speaking. "Uh, My Queen?"

Queen Tinfoil scowled, turning around. "They just don't appreciate my genius Sterving. I am an exceptional villain!"

She scowled, colapsing back into her throne and tossing the hammer aside. The man immediatly ducked as the hammer flew over his head and he cleared his throat. "Sterling Ma'am." He glanced at the broken Television. "CNN again my Queen?"

Tinfoil scowled. "Tokyo Today."

"...Oh. My Queen don't let this get you down. It's just TV."

Tinfoil glared art Sterling. "Need I remind you what happened to Moldevite Stemming?"

Sterling winced. "Uh...no mam.. But I just meant you'll show them, prove them all wrong."

Tinfoil studdied her henchman for a moment before jumping out of her seat. "They'll be sorry! Yes Sterling you may not believe it possible but I SHALL DESTROY THEM!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

"yes my queen."


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A suspiciously disguised couple stood outside Tokyo Today new studio. A woman with crazy black hair wearing a black dress and sunglasses and a silver haired man in a silver haired uniform also wearing sunglasses.

"Uh, my Queen, might I point out that despite these sunglasses we might possibly still stick out like a sore thumb?"

"Silence Starling! there is much planning to do!"

"Sterling my Queen."

"Whatever."

Silenced Sterling pulled out a spray can and began knocking out the guards as they made their entrance.



******Withen the set of Tokyo Today.************

The news reporter lady shuffled her papers. "In other news today. Sailor Moon gets a new attack. Ladies and Gentelmen am I the only one to question when this insanity will end? Does one whining pathetic child really need another attack for potentially destroying the world?"


********Meanwhile************

Usagi twitched as she watched the set. "They are really pushing it."

Rei looked at Mamoru, who had backed a safe distance away from his currently volitile girlfriend. "They really are bashing her arn't they?"

Mamoru nodded and the reporter continued to speak. "Once again we must wonder how a weak man in a tuxedo finds it possible to save this supposidly powerful senshi? Also fire attacks. Can one really be that predictable, not to mention the sheer ridiculousness of prancing around in high heels."

Rei screamed. "That is it! They are gonna pay!"

Mamoru nodded, dizzy on the floor and still in shock from Rei's sudden scream.

************Tokyo Today*************

Venus looked at Mercury. "Tell me again why we're here?"

"We're going to punish the reporters from saying awful things about ups and try to restrain Rei from killing them."

Venus nodded. "Right. But they are still filming right?"

"Yes."

"Hmm, that means I could get my big debut..."

Meanwhile Queen Tinfoil and Sterling had already penetrated the not so secret headquarters of Tokyo Today. Tinfoil laughed as she jumped out in front of the nast reporters. "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Insult me will you?!"

The reporter looked up, irritated it the evil lady. "Who is this? This is a closed set, get this nobody out of here."

This made Tinfoil twitch. "Nobody? I am your future Queen!!! Bow to me and die!!!"

The senshi stared at the evil queen, who had arrived minutes before them. Jupitar looked at the others. "Shouldn't we help them?"

Rei grinned sinisterly. "No....we never saw a thing."

Sailor Moon grabbed the others and together they backed into the shadows and left Queen Tinfoil to her rage. The screams of pain could still be heard as a 3 week marathon of sponge bob was turned on full blast throuought the entire tv station.