Kaitlyn - A brand new disclaimer. Lets have a party.
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 14 - Girly Wigs.
"But we've got to save Will," Elizabeth cried at her father.
"Yup we sure do!" I said trying to hurry things along. I was bored, so bored in fact I know how many planks of wood is on this deck. It is . . . I forgot.
"No your safe now, we will return to Port Royale immediately not go gallivanting after pirates! And these two young ladies parents must be worried sick about them." Governor Swann said. He actually noticed us yay!
"That's a good point what will our parents be thinking 'How long is this film?" I said to Jez.
"Nope! 'Wohoo they've finally gone' is more likely what they're thinking," Jez said.
"Then we condemn him to death!" Elizabeth said. I figured she was talking about Will or Barbossa. I'll go with Will.
"The boy's fate is regrettable but so is his decision to engage in piracy," Governor Swann replied. Bored again.
"To rescue me, to prevent anything happening to me," that's it Elizabeth play the good little daddy's girl card, works like a charm.
"If I may be so bold as to interject my professional opinion. The Pearl was listing near to scuppers after the battle. It's very unlikely she'll be able to make good time. Think about it, the Black Pearl, the last real pirate threat in the Caribbean, mate. How can you pass that up?" Jack said. I knew he had a heart somewhere no wait he has one it's just full of cold bloodied revenge and a tiny bit of love.
"Huh? I didn't understand a word of that," I said looking at Jez for help.
She just shook her head and said, "Your job when we get back is to die your hair back to brown."
"Why? What colour is it?" I asked pulling a piece in front of my face. (A/n - sorry to all blondes I didn't mean any offence) I got what she meant and just glared at her. I'm not that bad or so I'm told.
Whilst we debated about hair colour, the conversation carried on. I'll clue you in. Elizabeth accepted Norrington's proposal (Why Elizabeth? Why?) Jack is know about to say that infamous line we all know and love. Ready? 1, 2, 3!
"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around," Jack threw his arms up in the air then noticed to guards stood at either side of him, "I know, clap him in irons right?"
Then came a load of battle plans. I've never heard so much nonsense in my entire life. I told Jez this and she just said I didn't understand it because I only have an IQ of 6. I would just like to say it's not 6 it's 16! Hah!
Maybe it is 6!
Nah! It's definitely 16!
Just as I was about to ask Jez about the colour of my hair, a guard came a dragged me and Jez away. I turned round and noticed the same thing was happening to Elizabeth. Stupid time where women can't do anything, Pah! What a load of toothpaste!
We where locked in a room with a desk and loads of junk. I liked it; it was cosy and a little messy. Elizabeth was fuming about being locked away and was ranting mindless nonsense which seemed to make sense, which means it couldn't have been nonsense. I'm confused now.
We left Elizabeth to her rants and went searching for mementoes of our time in the Caribbean. I wanted to take sand home but Jez said that was stupid. I need to stop listening to her. Whilst we searched Elizabeth calmed down and came to talk to us.
"Here's the plan girls, listen carefully."
Elizabeth whispered her plan to us and we all agreed to it. Anything was better than watching Norrington boast to his men outside. I feel like telling him his wig makes him look like a girl. In fact, I will.
"Hey Norrington!"
"Kaitlyn No! We don't want to attract attention to ourselves," Elizabeth said looking at me warningly, to bad it was too late.
"Did some one shout me?" Norrington said placing his arm around Elizabeth's waist and winking to his men outside. I don't like him. I don't like a lot of people or is it a lot of people don't like me. Not sure.
"Ya! I did. I wanted to say . . ." I paused thinking up a brilliant cover story. Happy birthday? Nah! Happy Bulling Awareness Week? Possible! MAHA! I got it! "Congratulations!" I'm so clever.
"Thank you but now is not the time," He said turning away.
"No! The time is half past my wrist," Jez said nodding and prodding at her wrist.
Norrington just shook his head and went. Thank God.
"What's Plan B?" Jez asked when the coast was clear. I never did get that saying.
"There is no Plan B," Elizabeth said tying the bed sheets together preparing for the big escape.
"There is a Plan KYAG!" I said. (A/n - Are there any Darren Shan Fans out there?)
"KYAG?" They both asked.
"Yes! Kiss Your Ass Goodbye! Remember that kiddies when you find a big pointy sword or a nice shiny gun pointing at you," I said suddenly having the urge to hum the great escape tune.
Eventually we finally made the made shift rope. Elizabeth was just about to throw it out of the window when her father (who's wig also makes him look like a girl but I kept my mouth shut this time) came and shouted through the door. Elizabeth just shook her head and climbed out. I went next then Jez followed. She only just missed being caught by Governor Swann.
We remained silent in the boat. Elizabeth was rowing because she didn't trust us. I happen to think I'm a very trustworthy person. I suppose I can be mean at times and I lie occasionally . . . I'm shutting up now.
I realised I didn't have the foggiest clue where we where going. I though about using my superhuman eyes to see in the dark or maybe my psychic abilities. Then I remembered I didn't have any of them. Oh well, I'll have to ask Elizabeth.
"Where we going?"
"To the Black Pearl!"
~*~*~*~*~*~
Hey Hey! I'm back and in business! I'm sorry about the wait but I've had some big problems with the Internet but it is sorted and I've updated Wohoo!!!!! I'd once again like to apologise to anybody who took offence to the blond gag. My friend really did say that and I thought I would share it with the world. Kay! Don't forget to review!!!
Celtic dawn Star - Yay! I'm soooooo happy and a little hyper!
Paper Mache - mmmmm I loved the cookies thanks mmmmmmm I won the battle against the dreaded . . . I'm not going to even say it.
Platinumslayer - the cult of spiders? No one told me about them! * Glances nervously round the room * People look at me wired all the time don't worry!
CheerCheerBubblegum - I reviewed see? It was kinda crazy! That's what mint imps do to you or it might just be me.
And finally Kait wants to say something.
"Are we there yet?"
Will - ~*~ bound and gagged ~*~ Met Mee Mo.
Kaitlyn - No! I own you, your mine all mine Mwahahaha!!
Jack - you know Kait that there's sugar over there ~*~ points to a door~*~ that's it through there ~*~ slams door shut and locks it ~*~
Kaitlyn - You won't get away with this! I will own you all after my minions bring me my army of cabbages!!!!!! Just you wait!!
Chapter 14 - Girly Wigs.
"But we've got to save Will," Elizabeth cried at her father.
"Yup we sure do!" I said trying to hurry things along. I was bored, so bored in fact I know how many planks of wood is on this deck. It is . . . I forgot.
"No your safe now, we will return to Port Royale immediately not go gallivanting after pirates! And these two young ladies parents must be worried sick about them." Governor Swann said. He actually noticed us yay!
"That's a good point what will our parents be thinking 'How long is this film?" I said to Jez.
"Nope! 'Wohoo they've finally gone' is more likely what they're thinking," Jez said.
"Then we condemn him to death!" Elizabeth said. I figured she was talking about Will or Barbossa. I'll go with Will.
"The boy's fate is regrettable but so is his decision to engage in piracy," Governor Swann replied. Bored again.
"To rescue me, to prevent anything happening to me," that's it Elizabeth play the good little daddy's girl card, works like a charm.
"If I may be so bold as to interject my professional opinion. The Pearl was listing near to scuppers after the battle. It's very unlikely she'll be able to make good time. Think about it, the Black Pearl, the last real pirate threat in the Caribbean, mate. How can you pass that up?" Jack said. I knew he had a heart somewhere no wait he has one it's just full of cold bloodied revenge and a tiny bit of love.
"Huh? I didn't understand a word of that," I said looking at Jez for help.
She just shook her head and said, "Your job when we get back is to die your hair back to brown."
"Why? What colour is it?" I asked pulling a piece in front of my face. (A/n - sorry to all blondes I didn't mean any offence) I got what she meant and just glared at her. I'm not that bad or so I'm told.
Whilst we debated about hair colour, the conversation carried on. I'll clue you in. Elizabeth accepted Norrington's proposal (Why Elizabeth? Why?) Jack is know about to say that infamous line we all know and love. Ready? 1, 2, 3!
"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around," Jack threw his arms up in the air then noticed to guards stood at either side of him, "I know, clap him in irons right?"
Then came a load of battle plans. I've never heard so much nonsense in my entire life. I told Jez this and she just said I didn't understand it because I only have an IQ of 6. I would just like to say it's not 6 it's 16! Hah!
Maybe it is 6!
Nah! It's definitely 16!
Just as I was about to ask Jez about the colour of my hair, a guard came a dragged me and Jez away. I turned round and noticed the same thing was happening to Elizabeth. Stupid time where women can't do anything, Pah! What a load of toothpaste!
We where locked in a room with a desk and loads of junk. I liked it; it was cosy and a little messy. Elizabeth was fuming about being locked away and was ranting mindless nonsense which seemed to make sense, which means it couldn't have been nonsense. I'm confused now.
We left Elizabeth to her rants and went searching for mementoes of our time in the Caribbean. I wanted to take sand home but Jez said that was stupid. I need to stop listening to her. Whilst we searched Elizabeth calmed down and came to talk to us.
"Here's the plan girls, listen carefully."
Elizabeth whispered her plan to us and we all agreed to it. Anything was better than watching Norrington boast to his men outside. I feel like telling him his wig makes him look like a girl. In fact, I will.
"Hey Norrington!"
"Kaitlyn No! We don't want to attract attention to ourselves," Elizabeth said looking at me warningly, to bad it was too late.
"Did some one shout me?" Norrington said placing his arm around Elizabeth's waist and winking to his men outside. I don't like him. I don't like a lot of people or is it a lot of people don't like me. Not sure.
"Ya! I did. I wanted to say . . ." I paused thinking up a brilliant cover story. Happy birthday? Nah! Happy Bulling Awareness Week? Possible! MAHA! I got it! "Congratulations!" I'm so clever.
"Thank you but now is not the time," He said turning away.
"No! The time is half past my wrist," Jez said nodding and prodding at her wrist.
Norrington just shook his head and went. Thank God.
"What's Plan B?" Jez asked when the coast was clear. I never did get that saying.
"There is no Plan B," Elizabeth said tying the bed sheets together preparing for the big escape.
"There is a Plan KYAG!" I said. (A/n - Are there any Darren Shan Fans out there?)
"KYAG?" They both asked.
"Yes! Kiss Your Ass Goodbye! Remember that kiddies when you find a big pointy sword or a nice shiny gun pointing at you," I said suddenly having the urge to hum the great escape tune.
Eventually we finally made the made shift rope. Elizabeth was just about to throw it out of the window when her father (who's wig also makes him look like a girl but I kept my mouth shut this time) came and shouted through the door. Elizabeth just shook her head and climbed out. I went next then Jez followed. She only just missed being caught by Governor Swann.
We remained silent in the boat. Elizabeth was rowing because she didn't trust us. I happen to think I'm a very trustworthy person. I suppose I can be mean at times and I lie occasionally . . . I'm shutting up now.
I realised I didn't have the foggiest clue where we where going. I though about using my superhuman eyes to see in the dark or maybe my psychic abilities. Then I remembered I didn't have any of them. Oh well, I'll have to ask Elizabeth.
"Where we going?"
"To the Black Pearl!"
~*~*~*~*~*~
Hey Hey! I'm back and in business! I'm sorry about the wait but I've had some big problems with the Internet but it is sorted and I've updated Wohoo!!!!! I'd once again like to apologise to anybody who took offence to the blond gag. My friend really did say that and I thought I would share it with the world. Kay! Don't forget to review!!!
Celtic dawn Star - Yay! I'm soooooo happy and a little hyper!
Paper Mache - mmmmm I loved the cookies thanks mmmmmmm I won the battle against the dreaded . . . I'm not going to even say it.
Platinumslayer - the cult of spiders? No one told me about them! * Glances nervously round the room * People look at me wired all the time don't worry!
CheerCheerBubblegum - I reviewed see? It was kinda crazy! That's what mint imps do to you or it might just be me.
And finally Kait wants to say something.
"Are we there yet?"