Finally, a Parody that begins with a bang and ends with a whimper! The powerful epic made to drop your IQ 10 points! That's right! Our research shows you will actually grow dumber for reading this! Okay nuff kidding. I do not own sailor moon so why ask.

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Convention Obsession
"AHAHAHAHA! You'll never escape fromme now Sailor Scouts!"

"It's SENSHI you idiot!" Cried Sailor Moon, shaking her fist at Queen Tinfoil.

Sailor Mercury stopped to correct. "Actually the direct translation is Soldiers."

Sailor Jupitar grabbed Mercury, pulling her along as they ran. "Will you shut up?!"

The five...er...soldiers had finally met their match in the evil Queen Tinfoil. Of all her great epic sinister plans this was it, the Queen had finally chosen a winner. Her laughter echoed for miles as she rode atop her most sinister creatuion of all. A Giant Man Eating Hampster.

Venus pointed to abuilding with a line of people flooding in. "Quick! we can hide in there!"

Mars looked at the blonde warrior. "And just wait forher sitting on our tuffets?"

Sailor Moon looked at Mars. "That's a new word."

"I gota word of the Day calender."

"Oh."

Venus interupted. "Trust me!."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Cried Tinfoil. "We have them now Stifling!"

"Sterling your greatness."

"Shut up. Into that building!"

Sterling sighed and lead the giant hampster, named Ruddy, towards the building where the Senshi had just recently ducked into.

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Mars, Moon, Jupitar and Mercury stood gaping at the scene before them. Venus just smiled. "What did I tell you? Never underestimate the power of love!"

Before them was a swarm of charecters, there was a guy in a crimson coat with a blonde mowhawk. A giant yellow mascot that looked like a supersize version of a stuffed toy. A redhead in a flight suit, a kid with insane black hair in an orange outfit next to another ugly guy with black hair into a tip that had to be held up by nearly a gallon of hair gel. "See Kakarot!" Cried the spiky haired fellow. "I told you there was a secret underground orginization of evil operating in California!"

"I don't know..." Wondered the guy named Kakarot. "I think they're just people dressing up."

"What ever gave you that idea? They would have to be IDIOTS! It's not even Halloween."

"Okay whatever you say..."
Sailor Mars blinked in disbelief. "Oh god it's true."

Sailor Jupitar nodded somberly. "Yes, we have entered....An Anime convention."

Venus smiled. "And they will never find us here!"

As she spoke a troup of 5 interplanetary senshi passed them by. The last was a Sailor Pluto, who had a remarkably authentic costume. The Pluto stopped and looked at the5 girls. In her arms she held several video tapes and stuffed novelty plushes. "Sailor Moon?"

Sailor Moon gaped at the Pluto. "...Setsuna?!"

"Oh...well this is awkward..."

Mercury took a video from Pluto, examining it. "What would you be doing in an anime convention?"

Mars nodded. "And in uniform."

Pluto stuttered. "Well...would you believe...Time Vortex! Yep I am closing a rip in the space time continueum. Oh look at allthis stuff...so contaminated with...chronotons. Well! I better dispose of them. Bye!"

With that Setsuna rushed off, disapearing into the crowd. Venus blinked. "That was weird."

What and this isn't?" Jupitar indicated the 5 dozen different people dressed just like them."

"Well...I told you we would be safe. I mean who would find us in this crowd?"

"Hey great costumes guys!"

Mars sighed andshoved her double out of the way. "I say we should just buy a giant wheel and two tons of kibble."

Mercury nodded. "Let's keep moving."
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"Why would they run into a building with no escape my queen?"

"Silence stemling! Obviously they fear my great power!"

Sterling sighed. "Yes my queen."
They looked down to see a middle aged man dressed in a blue sailor uniform, short skirt and red boots. "She looks different to me."
The 40 year old dressed as sailor moon folded his arms and looked up at the queen. "What are you supposed to be?"

Tinfoil looked down at the pitiful human. "I am Queen Tinfoil peasant!!!"

The cosplayer scoffed. "Yea right, never heard of her."

"Why you...."

"Perhaps we should find the Senshi my Queen?"

Tinfoil rolled her eyes. "Very well." She then pointed an accusing finger at the cosplayer. "I'll return for you."

Tinfoil then looked around and gasped. "Theres more of them!"

Sterling nodded. "We appear to have enered an anime convention."

"Silence sterning! We must find the real Sailor Moon!"

The man spoke. "I'm sailor moon!"

Another girl approached. "No I am sailor Moon!"

"I'm Sailor Moon!"

"I'm Sailor Moon!"

"No I am!"

The dozen sailor moons began arguing until a fight broke out. Pigtails were pulled as henshin sticks flew, the entire tumble looking like an episode of Jerry Springer. A Moon Sceptre flew into the air and hit the hampter, poking a hole through it and deflating it withen seconds.

Tinfoil stood there blinking. "You're show Stepling!"

Finally she turned and ran. Sterling sighed and followed.