Don't own Pirates of the Caribbean or Will or Jack or the Black Pearl . . .
(rambles on for three hours) . . . think that's it . . . yup it is!
Anything else belongs to me!
Chapter 15 - supercalifragalisticexpeallidocious
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"No!"
"Now?"
"NO! And for the love of God stop asking if we are there yet."
I decided that Elizabeth sounded pretty annoyed so, with my best interests in mind, it would be best if I shut up. I looked around to see if I could see something to take my mind off asking pointless and annoying questions. I saw . . . nothing.
Well, to tell you the truth, I thought I saw a demonic coconut but it turned out to be some rocks. Oh well, there goes my plan of taking over the Mint Imperial factory with a brand spanking new army of demonic coconuts. I didn't think it would work anyway.
"Are we there yet?" I asked again after giving in to the boredom.
"Yes!"
"Really?"
"No!"
"How about now?"
"Yes!"
"You mean it this time?"
"Yes!"
"Good! Or is it bad? I could die and go to the giant fish bowl in the sky! Jez I'm scared."
I hid behind Jez as we crept into the cave (again). There's something about walking into a cave full of stinky pirates, with wooden eyes, pointy swords and loaded guns that scare me. I can't think why.
It was then I realised we weren't in a cave; we were stood up in the boat facing an even bigger boat. I didn't see this one coming.
"Can I ask a question?" I asked sticking my hand up in the air.
"You already did now be shush." Jez said kicking me in the leg. I glared back at her then turned to Elizabeth. She looked at me as if to say Yes ask away, so I did.
"Why is the Titanic here? Shouldn't it be at the bottom of the sea or at least not being invented at all?" I asked pointing to the thing we were next to.
"It's the Black Pearl Kaitlyn and Jezebel stop kicking her."
I stuck my tongue out at Jez only to be kicked again.
"Oh, that makes more sense and please call me Kait or Kaity or at a push the Lord of Flutterby Cream," I said as Elizabeth began climbing up.
"Yes Kaity! Now be quiet and hurry up," I'm sure I heard Elizabeth mutter 'I'm never having kids' I'm so flattered! Really, I am!
As we climbed we saw the monkey (I still want it!) some pirates playing cards and something my young eyes should not be exposed to.
Broccoli.
I shuddered and clambered on board following Jez and Elizabeth. I nearly got caught once but it turned out only to be an abandoned mop. It honestly looked like a person, an extremely thin person but a person nonetheless.
We went down into the hold to rescue the Crew from Baloo, well, I thought they would have been grateful as it stinks of rotting fish down here but no Mr. Gibbs had to be rude to me. Demented pirates.
"Ssh! Elizabeth!" Mr Gibbs said.
"What about me and her and the fish and the dog and the man who lives three doors down?" I said.
"Thank god all three of ya came!"
"That's better matey!"
Mr. Gibbs laughed. Wait, did I just say the he laughed?
I did, well would you look at that I made him laugh. Yay!
"I just made you laugh yay!" What? I have a habit of pointing out the obvious.
"You'll make a good pirate yet Miss Kaitlyn!" He said as Elizabeth opened the cell door.
"Really? Yay! And can I be the captain of the Purple Polka Dotted Pearl?"
"Yes Miss Kaitlyn!"
"Yay! And can I . . ."
"Shut UP!" The whole crew shouted. Puh! Just they wait; soon they will be bowing down to me in the fish market!
We tagged along as two of the pirates threw the other two evil pirates over board. That didn't make sense but never mind but neither does supercalifragalisticexpeallidocious but it's known worldwide.
"All of you with me. Will is in that cave and we must save him. Ready? And heave! Please, I need your help, come on!" Elizabeth shouted to the crew. I didn't pay much notice to what was being heaved as my Purdy parrot was here.
"Any port in the storm," Yay it spoke again.
"Cotton's right, we've got the Pearl," Not liking Mr. Gibbs that much anymore.
"What about Jack? You're just going to leave him?" Elizabeth shouted.
"Jack owes us a ship!" Some random sailor shouted. I'm sure they just pop up from nowhere.
"There's the code to consider," Mr Gibbs said.
"The code? You're pirates, hang the code and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway." That's it quote the big evil dude, it always works.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ out at sea in a little row boat~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Bloody pirates!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yeah, I know it's short but I've been Ill please forgive me. Anywhoo, I don't want this story to finish I like it too much. I'm thinking about doing a sequel, I have three different ideas for an ending so let me know what you think kay? Oh and don't forget to review!
A girl and her muses - you are not a baka! Stop calling yourself save that for I dunno, three weeks from now when you find a frog :P.
Raven185 - updated!
Jlm - Darren Shan is an English author whose books (The saga of Darren Shan) have been published all over the world and in about 18 different languages.
Bubblegum - Hey girl! Can't help you about the uploading issue ANYONE GOT A MAC OS9 COMPUTER CONTACT BUBBLEGUM OF CHEERCHEERBUBBLEGUM! Let's see what happens!
Paper Mache - mmmmmmmm thanks for the cake me and my mum loved it. GO BLONDES! Technically I can be classed as a brunette, red head and blonde so yay for me!
Tabby Kitten - Why are the Disney people evil?
CheerCheerBubblegum - He he piano of doom!
Until next time folks!
SPREAD THE HALLOWEEN CHEER!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love n hugs Nikkifier!
Chapter 15 - supercalifragalisticexpeallidocious
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"No!"
"Now?"
"NO! And for the love of God stop asking if we are there yet."
I decided that Elizabeth sounded pretty annoyed so, with my best interests in mind, it would be best if I shut up. I looked around to see if I could see something to take my mind off asking pointless and annoying questions. I saw . . . nothing.
Well, to tell you the truth, I thought I saw a demonic coconut but it turned out to be some rocks. Oh well, there goes my plan of taking over the Mint Imperial factory with a brand spanking new army of demonic coconuts. I didn't think it would work anyway.
"Are we there yet?" I asked again after giving in to the boredom.
"Yes!"
"Really?"
"No!"
"How about now?"
"Yes!"
"You mean it this time?"
"Yes!"
"Good! Or is it bad? I could die and go to the giant fish bowl in the sky! Jez I'm scared."
I hid behind Jez as we crept into the cave (again). There's something about walking into a cave full of stinky pirates, with wooden eyes, pointy swords and loaded guns that scare me. I can't think why.
It was then I realised we weren't in a cave; we were stood up in the boat facing an even bigger boat. I didn't see this one coming.
"Can I ask a question?" I asked sticking my hand up in the air.
"You already did now be shush." Jez said kicking me in the leg. I glared back at her then turned to Elizabeth. She looked at me as if to say Yes ask away, so I did.
"Why is the Titanic here? Shouldn't it be at the bottom of the sea or at least not being invented at all?" I asked pointing to the thing we were next to.
"It's the Black Pearl Kaitlyn and Jezebel stop kicking her."
I stuck my tongue out at Jez only to be kicked again.
"Oh, that makes more sense and please call me Kait or Kaity or at a push the Lord of Flutterby Cream," I said as Elizabeth began climbing up.
"Yes Kaity! Now be quiet and hurry up," I'm sure I heard Elizabeth mutter 'I'm never having kids' I'm so flattered! Really, I am!
As we climbed we saw the monkey (I still want it!) some pirates playing cards and something my young eyes should not be exposed to.
Broccoli.
I shuddered and clambered on board following Jez and Elizabeth. I nearly got caught once but it turned out only to be an abandoned mop. It honestly looked like a person, an extremely thin person but a person nonetheless.
We went down into the hold to rescue the Crew from Baloo, well, I thought they would have been grateful as it stinks of rotting fish down here but no Mr. Gibbs had to be rude to me. Demented pirates.
"Ssh! Elizabeth!" Mr Gibbs said.
"What about me and her and the fish and the dog and the man who lives three doors down?" I said.
"Thank god all three of ya came!"
"That's better matey!"
Mr. Gibbs laughed. Wait, did I just say the he laughed?
I did, well would you look at that I made him laugh. Yay!
"I just made you laugh yay!" What? I have a habit of pointing out the obvious.
"You'll make a good pirate yet Miss Kaitlyn!" He said as Elizabeth opened the cell door.
"Really? Yay! And can I be the captain of the Purple Polka Dotted Pearl?"
"Yes Miss Kaitlyn!"
"Yay! And can I . . ."
"Shut UP!" The whole crew shouted. Puh! Just they wait; soon they will be bowing down to me in the fish market!
We tagged along as two of the pirates threw the other two evil pirates over board. That didn't make sense but never mind but neither does supercalifragalisticexpeallidocious but it's known worldwide.
"All of you with me. Will is in that cave and we must save him. Ready? And heave! Please, I need your help, come on!" Elizabeth shouted to the crew. I didn't pay much notice to what was being heaved as my Purdy parrot was here.
"Any port in the storm," Yay it spoke again.
"Cotton's right, we've got the Pearl," Not liking Mr. Gibbs that much anymore.
"What about Jack? You're just going to leave him?" Elizabeth shouted.
"Jack owes us a ship!" Some random sailor shouted. I'm sure they just pop up from nowhere.
"There's the code to consider," Mr Gibbs said.
"The code? You're pirates, hang the code and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway." That's it quote the big evil dude, it always works.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ out at sea in a little row boat~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Bloody pirates!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yeah, I know it's short but I've been Ill please forgive me. Anywhoo, I don't want this story to finish I like it too much. I'm thinking about doing a sequel, I have three different ideas for an ending so let me know what you think kay? Oh and don't forget to review!
A girl and her muses - you are not a baka! Stop calling yourself save that for I dunno, three weeks from now when you find a frog :P.
Raven185 - updated!
Jlm - Darren Shan is an English author whose books (The saga of Darren Shan) have been published all over the world and in about 18 different languages.
Bubblegum - Hey girl! Can't help you about the uploading issue ANYONE GOT A MAC OS9 COMPUTER CONTACT BUBBLEGUM OF CHEERCHEERBUBBLEGUM! Let's see what happens!
Paper Mache - mmmmmmmm thanks for the cake me and my mum loved it. GO BLONDES! Technically I can be classed as a brunette, red head and blonde so yay for me!
Tabby Kitten - Why are the Disney people evil?
CheerCheerBubblegum - He he piano of doom!
Until next time folks!
SPREAD THE HALLOWEEN CHEER!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love n hugs Nikkifier!