Evil Schemes: The Making of an episode.
The Evil cave was somewhat empty, Tinfoil having moved out several months before, in fact no one quite could explain why this particular scene was still here when it was no longer necessary, until now.
Out of nowhere in a puff of smoke appears a girl with shoulder length brown curls, conceiled with an inexplicably long green cape. "Welcome, To a very special episode of EVIL SCHEMES!"
She unfurls the cape and tosses it aside with a flourish of overshowmanship and poses. "I am your host, Minerva Blue, Acting gorgeously." She smiled, walking across the cave, then backwards, then further away, then closer, then straight again.
Finally a man dressed in black sweats approached her. "Uhm, Miss Blue, please stop playing with the cameras."
"OH right. Sorry, it's just...they follow me."
The stage hand left and Minerva cleared her throat. "Well, As I was saying you're probably still wondering why we're here. Well that's Tinfoil's moved, the producer is on the wanted list of both senshi and villains for the actions of episode 4 and We wanted to extort more money out of the loyal fans by doing a very cheaply made episode in still familier settings."
She smilled, walking over to the throne and placing her hand on it. "A lot of you are wondering how we can possibly create an Episode of Evil Schemes while still maintaining our sanity. Well the truth is, we don't, never had any to begin with really. For those of you who don't give a shit...well, we don't either, so we're presenting this episode anyway. Ladies, gentlemen and things so ugly we can't tell what you are...today we will go behind the scenes and show you just exactly how an episode of Evil Schemes is made."
She glanced at the throne. "See this?" She patted the arm then broke off a piece. "It's not even real, All the way through production we had Queen Tinfoil complaining over and over that she was hungry. It was insane, the senshi kept eating the donuts. So we went ahead and made a throne for the Queen out of food, it's pure grahm cracker." she took a bite. "Queen Tinfoil has an unlimited hidden supply of food througout the set. Of course, after this episode airs those damn senshi will be eating the entire set and we'll have the same problem again."
"Now a lot of you are wondering how you can make a single episode with one person talking the entire time. Well, obviously there are those of you who have never seen the end of Evangelion. Be thankful We're not stuffing a series of repeat footage down your throats."
"You may wonder how wemanaged to get all the original actors of sailor moon back for a new series completly unafiliated with Naoko. We blackmailed then..all except for Pluto, we just hired a 30 year old man to play her part. None of you even knew the difference."
She approached the camera. "Okay serious. Do you really want to know how an episode is made? It's bull shit, we just throw a bunch of crap together at the last minute with elmers glue and construction paper and call it a day. Half of the actors don't even remember their lines." She smiled and waved. "Join us next time, bye! have a nice day."
The Evil cave was somewhat empty, Tinfoil having moved out several months before, in fact no one quite could explain why this particular scene was still here when it was no longer necessary, until now.
Out of nowhere in a puff of smoke appears a girl with shoulder length brown curls, conceiled with an inexplicably long green cape. "Welcome, To a very special episode of EVIL SCHEMES!"
She unfurls the cape and tosses it aside with a flourish of overshowmanship and poses. "I am your host, Minerva Blue, Acting gorgeously." She smiled, walking across the cave, then backwards, then further away, then closer, then straight again.
Finally a man dressed in black sweats approached her. "Uhm, Miss Blue, please stop playing with the cameras."
"OH right. Sorry, it's just...they follow me."
The stage hand left and Minerva cleared her throat. "Well, As I was saying you're probably still wondering why we're here. Well that's Tinfoil's moved, the producer is on the wanted list of both senshi and villains for the actions of episode 4 and We wanted to extort more money out of the loyal fans by doing a very cheaply made episode in still familier settings."
She smilled, walking over to the throne and placing her hand on it. "A lot of you are wondering how we can possibly create an Episode of Evil Schemes while still maintaining our sanity. Well the truth is, we don't, never had any to begin with really. For those of you who don't give a shit...well, we don't either, so we're presenting this episode anyway. Ladies, gentlemen and things so ugly we can't tell what you are...today we will go behind the scenes and show you just exactly how an episode of Evil Schemes is made."
She glanced at the throne. "See this?" She patted the arm then broke off a piece. "It's not even real, All the way through production we had Queen Tinfoil complaining over and over that she was hungry. It was insane, the senshi kept eating the donuts. So we went ahead and made a throne for the Queen out of food, it's pure grahm cracker." she took a bite. "Queen Tinfoil has an unlimited hidden supply of food througout the set. Of course, after this episode airs those damn senshi will be eating the entire set and we'll have the same problem again."
"Now a lot of you are wondering how you can make a single episode with one person talking the entire time. Well, obviously there are those of you who have never seen the end of Evangelion. Be thankful We're not stuffing a series of repeat footage down your throats."
"You may wonder how wemanaged to get all the original actors of sailor moon back for a new series completly unafiliated with Naoko. We blackmailed then..all except for Pluto, we just hired a 30 year old man to play her part. None of you even knew the difference."
She approached the camera. "Okay serious. Do you really want to know how an episode is made? It's bull shit, we just throw a bunch of crap together at the last minute with elmers glue and construction paper and call it a day. Half of the actors don't even remember their lines." She smiled and waved. "Join us next time, bye! have a nice day."