Here's my first attempt at a humour story by myself.

~*~ One night Stand ~*~

Zell was going on a date (don't laugh) and he was very excited about it. He told all his friends about the date with this hot chick he'd met. Squall just stared at him with one eyebrow raised and an arm around Rinoa who was covering her mouth with a delicate hand to control her laughter. Seifer was all out snickering in the corner at him while Quistis maintained her cool and aloof attitude while holding hands with Seifer secretively under the table top. Selphie was just smiling at him in the way she did what she didn't understand a word that was said. Irvine, meanwhile was too interested in looking down Selphie's top to pay any attention to conversation going on around him.

~ Later that night. ~

Zell went out on his date and soon discovered that the place the hot chick wanted to go to was a standing only place. They stood for the entire date while the ate and conversed and danced with one another. Zell ended up walking her home and kissing her cheek before he headed home himself. He crawled into his bed and his mother came in to tuck him in, as she had been doing for the past twenty years of his twenty-five years living.

~ The next day ~

When asked about his date, he said "It was a one night stand." He didn't get the chance to finish his statement as Selphie was squealing in surprise and shock that Zell would sleep with someone on the first date. Zell didn't get why saying a 'one night stand' was so shocking.