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Chapter 19 - Break ups and Make-ups.
"Kaitlyn! Come Here! Don't run away from me! I told you would get Elizabeth and I into trouble!"
I skidded round the corner as Will managed to get a set of double doors open. Somehow the handles had managed to be jammed together, I can't figure out how.
I turned round and yelled, "You laughed! Admit it you were enjoying it!"
Just as I said that Will managed to get the door fully open. I didn't have a clue where I was going. I ran through another set of double doors, there was nothing here to jam them with so I just ran as fast as my little legs could carry me. I slipped on some water and flew into a room. I sat on the floor moaning, I was beginning to think my days of falling over chairs or onto my backside was over, but no, some Muppet put water there.
I heard Will's footsteps come pounding down the stairs.
"Kaitlyn!"
"If you keep shouting at me like this, you'll only incriminate yourself more," I said trying to sound calm.
I jumped up and faced him.
"She's right mate!"
"Arrrrgggghhhhhhh! Who is it? What do you want? I Aint got no money all I got is erm . so mouldy bread crumbs and Patrick the pen!" The voice laughed.
I jumped and hid behind Will. The cheeky sod even had the nerve to insult me; "You've been spending to much time with pirates Kaitlyn. Aint?"
"For your opinion, William, it's a very common saying where I come from," I said becoming self-conscious about the way I was speaking.
"Really? And how would people talk where you come from eh?" The mystery voice said. I stared into the darkness (apparently it was night, no one told me) trying to make out who it was. I could have sworn I recognised the voice.
A figure slowly walked towards us, as it became clearer, I worked out who the mystery person was.
"Jack!"
I ran towards him but smacked straight into metal bars. I stepped backwards rubbing my head.
"They should put warning signs up in here, 'WARNING! Metal bars ahead!'"
"Kaaaaiiiiiiiitttttttttyyyyyyy!" I groaned as I heard Jez come running down the steps.
"Whaty?"
"Guess what?"
"You are actually sane?"
"Nope!"
"Shame! Go on!"
"Shush Kait! I found something!"
"That tells me a lot." She reached to slap me round the head but I ducked.
"I found.."
"Oh that tells me a lot!" I said sarcastically, I was just in one of them moods.
"Well for that I'm not going not to give you some of my angel cake!" She said turning away.
"I didn't mean it, I was being sarcastic!"
"You were?"
"Yes"
"Well, you're still not going to get any!" And with that she stormed out of the room.
I stared at the stairs as I took in what had just happened.
"Kaity shut your mouth!" Jack said.
"Wha." I managed to say.
"You had an argument," Will said.
"Thank you Captain Obvious!" I said slightly annoyed.
"Excuse me, but I think you'll find I'm the one and only Captain!" Jack said waving his hands about.
"So you think that I won't be a Captain one day CAPTAIN Sparrow!" Will said crossing his arms.
I stepped back as Jack and Will squared up to each other. This was not going to end well. Jack had his hand on the bars grimacing at Will, while Will was edging closer to the cell his hand on the hilt of his sword.
"Okay, well, this is . not good," I muttered.
I was ignored like always. They were to engrossed in their staring contest to take on little old me. Will drew his sword and pointed it at Jack who stepped back his arms in the air.
"You really think it's wise killing me while on a Royal Navy Boat?" Jack said emphasising Royal Navy. Will faltered. Jack carried on talking, "Besides when we get back to Port Royale I've been told there's a long drop and sudden stop for me."
This hit Will hard and he put his sword away. He stepped back and lowered his head like a little boy who knows he's done something wrong. After a few minutes of silence I decided that I would try an age-old tradition to get people to make friends.
"Now, now children, we don't want arguments do we? No! Okay what do we do when we want to make friends?" I asked but they only looked at me confused. "We shake hands." they just stood there.
I shook my head and said after a few seconds, "Do it!"
The pair jumped into action and began shaking each other's hands manically.
"Good now say sorry," they followed my order, "Now repeat after me, Make friends, make friends, never ever break friends, if you do you'll fall down the loo and that'll be the end of you!"
They looked at me weird but did as I said. I smiled. My work here was done . for now. I'm sure they'll have another fall out which requires my expertise.
The very special moment was broken by an almighty crash and shouts of "ICEBERG!!"
Opps sorry wrong movie. There was a shout though.
"Kait! If you want some of this cake you best hurry up!"
I smiled at Jack and Will and excused myself. I ran up to Jez and grabbed a slice of the cake. We waited outside the room and eves dropped on the conversation. Some people call us nosy, I call us curious.
"I thought they fell out?" Jack said.
"Yes so did I but I get the feeling we were meant to think that," Will replied.
"Huh? You think so? It worked."
"Yes ." Will said. Elizabeth joined us at the door taking a slice of the cake for herself.
"Sorry," they both muttered.
We turned round and faced each other smiling. We had come up with this little plan to stop the tension between the pair. Will had got away with his crime because of Elizabeth and Norrington but Jack hadn't. This had caused the tension that we just couldn't put up with any longer.
The three of us linked arms and walked up to the deck talking about the past few days events and what on earth was Sky Digital (Jez had gone through a TV withdrawal symptoms period).
We reached the deck and looked out. In the distance were the lights of Port Royale.
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I updated eventually. I hope you all had a good Christmas and Happy New year, I did! It's my Birthday tomorrow, forget and face the wrath of the rock of DOOM!
~*~ Thank you's ~*~
CheerCheerBubblegum - I've not seen M&C yet but I will!
Tabby Kitten - I have the DVD Wohoo!!
Niccy-B - Get back online you mangy dog (o/j)
Lady Demon Warrior - Thank you for luurving my story, and I hope my grammar has improved.
Chapter 19 - Break ups and Make-ups.
"Kaitlyn! Come Here! Don't run away from me! I told you would get Elizabeth and I into trouble!"
I skidded round the corner as Will managed to get a set of double doors open. Somehow the handles had managed to be jammed together, I can't figure out how.
I turned round and yelled, "You laughed! Admit it you were enjoying it!"
Just as I said that Will managed to get the door fully open. I didn't have a clue where I was going. I ran through another set of double doors, there was nothing here to jam them with so I just ran as fast as my little legs could carry me. I slipped on some water and flew into a room. I sat on the floor moaning, I was beginning to think my days of falling over chairs or onto my backside was over, but no, some Muppet put water there.
I heard Will's footsteps come pounding down the stairs.
"Kaitlyn!"
"If you keep shouting at me like this, you'll only incriminate yourself more," I said trying to sound calm.
I jumped up and faced him.
"She's right mate!"
"Arrrrgggghhhhhhh! Who is it? What do you want? I Aint got no money all I got is erm . so mouldy bread crumbs and Patrick the pen!" The voice laughed.
I jumped and hid behind Will. The cheeky sod even had the nerve to insult me; "You've been spending to much time with pirates Kaitlyn. Aint?"
"For your opinion, William, it's a very common saying where I come from," I said becoming self-conscious about the way I was speaking.
"Really? And how would people talk where you come from eh?" The mystery voice said. I stared into the darkness (apparently it was night, no one told me) trying to make out who it was. I could have sworn I recognised the voice.
A figure slowly walked towards us, as it became clearer, I worked out who the mystery person was.
"Jack!"
I ran towards him but smacked straight into metal bars. I stepped backwards rubbing my head.
"They should put warning signs up in here, 'WARNING! Metal bars ahead!'"
"Kaaaaiiiiiiiitttttttttyyyyyyy!" I groaned as I heard Jez come running down the steps.
"Whaty?"
"Guess what?"
"You are actually sane?"
"Nope!"
"Shame! Go on!"
"Shush Kait! I found something!"
"That tells me a lot." She reached to slap me round the head but I ducked.
"I found.."
"Oh that tells me a lot!" I said sarcastically, I was just in one of them moods.
"Well for that I'm not going not to give you some of my angel cake!" She said turning away.
"I didn't mean it, I was being sarcastic!"
"You were?"
"Yes"
"Well, you're still not going to get any!" And with that she stormed out of the room.
I stared at the stairs as I took in what had just happened.
"Kaity shut your mouth!" Jack said.
"Wha." I managed to say.
"You had an argument," Will said.
"Thank you Captain Obvious!" I said slightly annoyed.
"Excuse me, but I think you'll find I'm the one and only Captain!" Jack said waving his hands about.
"So you think that I won't be a Captain one day CAPTAIN Sparrow!" Will said crossing his arms.
I stepped back as Jack and Will squared up to each other. This was not going to end well. Jack had his hand on the bars grimacing at Will, while Will was edging closer to the cell his hand on the hilt of his sword.
"Okay, well, this is . not good," I muttered.
I was ignored like always. They were to engrossed in their staring contest to take on little old me. Will drew his sword and pointed it at Jack who stepped back his arms in the air.
"You really think it's wise killing me while on a Royal Navy Boat?" Jack said emphasising Royal Navy. Will faltered. Jack carried on talking, "Besides when we get back to Port Royale I've been told there's a long drop and sudden stop for me."
This hit Will hard and he put his sword away. He stepped back and lowered his head like a little boy who knows he's done something wrong. After a few minutes of silence I decided that I would try an age-old tradition to get people to make friends.
"Now, now children, we don't want arguments do we? No! Okay what do we do when we want to make friends?" I asked but they only looked at me confused. "We shake hands." they just stood there.
I shook my head and said after a few seconds, "Do it!"
The pair jumped into action and began shaking each other's hands manically.
"Good now say sorry," they followed my order, "Now repeat after me, Make friends, make friends, never ever break friends, if you do you'll fall down the loo and that'll be the end of you!"
They looked at me weird but did as I said. I smiled. My work here was done . for now. I'm sure they'll have another fall out which requires my expertise.
The very special moment was broken by an almighty crash and shouts of "ICEBERG!!"
Opps sorry wrong movie. There was a shout though.
"Kait! If you want some of this cake you best hurry up!"
I smiled at Jack and Will and excused myself. I ran up to Jez and grabbed a slice of the cake. We waited outside the room and eves dropped on the conversation. Some people call us nosy, I call us curious.
"I thought they fell out?" Jack said.
"Yes so did I but I get the feeling we were meant to think that," Will replied.
"Huh? You think so? It worked."
"Yes ." Will said. Elizabeth joined us at the door taking a slice of the cake for herself.
"Sorry," they both muttered.
We turned round and faced each other smiling. We had come up with this little plan to stop the tension between the pair. Will had got away with his crime because of Elizabeth and Norrington but Jack hadn't. This had caused the tension that we just couldn't put up with any longer.
The three of us linked arms and walked up to the deck talking about the past few days events and what on earth was Sky Digital (Jez had gone through a TV withdrawal symptoms period).
We reached the deck and looked out. In the distance were the lights of Port Royale.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I updated eventually. I hope you all had a good Christmas and Happy New year, I did! It's my Birthday tomorrow, forget and face the wrath of the rock of DOOM!
~*~ Thank you's ~*~
CheerCheerBubblegum - I've not seen M&C yet but I will!
Tabby Kitten - I have the DVD Wohoo!!
Niccy-B - Get back online you mangy dog (o/j)
Lady Demon Warrior - Thank you for luurving my story, and I hope my grammar has improved.