Do I own Pirates of the Caribbean? Let's see ... one piece of chocolate, two
pieces of a board game and a shredded teddy ... No I don't own it.
A/N – Oh my word, How long has it been? I'm so sorry. Well here's the update if only very short and there's only one more chapter to come before it ends * sniff *.
Chapter 20 – A corset or Feeder?
"Star date 17 whatever, time – quarter past my wrist. Today we came across a familiar place, I have a feeling I may have been drunk last time I was here as I can't remember it accept for the jail but that's another story completely. Jez (my second in command) is currently taking a bath and thank the lord for that. She stinks."
"RUB A DUB DUB!! THREE MEN IN MY TUB!!" Jez sang from the room next door.
"Ewwwwww, Jezzy-Bell you hussy!"
I rolled my eyes at the fact that my last statement confirmed I had spent too much time with pirates lately. I put down my pretend Dictaphone as Elizabeth walked in (complete with flowing gown and hat) followed by a couple of maids carrying two boxes.
"Where's Jez?" She asked.
"De-stinkinfying, why?" I asked.
"Because I have a surprise for you," she said motioning to the boxes.
"I hope they contain Feeder and not what I think they do." I said dreading what was in the boxes.
Elizabeth just smiled and opened up the box. I groaned. It was exactly what I didn't want. A dress complete with corset.
Elizabeth leaned in a whispered to me, "If I have to wear one so do you." And just when I was beginning to like her and all.
Jez bounced (yes bounced) back into the room and went straight to the dresses. I think she has a homing beacon for everything not me.
"Oh, how pretty. Don't you think so Kait?" She asked a sarcastic smile on her face.
"They're delightful," I replied, sarcastically of course
"Well, I'm glad you think so. Maria and Sophie will help you to put them on and be quick about it we're going to be late for Captain Sparrow's Hanging," She turned round and walked out of the room.
I shouted after her, "I don't see why we have to go anyway!" Sophie grabbed my arm and dragged me into the bathroom before I could say anything else. I couldn't believe how rough this woman was, she looked so dainty and petite.
Getting the dress on wasn't a problem at all but that torture device they call a corset was pure ... torture. Sophie pulled the lace hard every time I complained about it. I soon learnt that lesson. I could imagine her with a chain saw and a hammer trying to get this thing on me or killing me, both a possibility.
After about eight years of hell she had finally finished. It turned out she hadn't done it that tight. I could still breath. I walked out of the room and came face to face with Jez. They had dressed us exactly the same. We were wearing pastel pink dresses with cream lace. To tell you the truth it was horrible. A dress? Me? Pink? I just don't add up does it?
We walked down to where Elizabeth, her father and Commodore Norrington where waiting for us.
The carriage ride was so uncomfy. I think I've got permanent marks in my backside from it. Plus I was beginning to see why Elizabeth fainted in the first place, Flaming torture devices. If I was a woman in this day in age (1700's) I would have kicked up a fuss about wearing these, never mind looking good for Mr. Right!! I'd prefer my liver to be in place thank you very much.
My little rant inside my head was cut short as we pulled into the fort and faced the most terrible ordeal anyone could possible imagine.
Being seen in a dress in PUBLIC!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
There you go, a chapter at last. Don't ask me when I'll update next blame school, they keep giving me deadlines that are just to soon, if you get me.
If you don't whom Feeder are look them up they are a wicked UK Rock Band!
CheerCheerBubblegum – An updatededed whatever!
Tabby Kitten – Thankies to you darling. I'm obsessed to!
Niccy- b -???
Lady Demon Warrior – Thanks for the advice unfortunately that is one of my biggest downfalls.
Adele Starminster – I'm working on it.
BubbleBubblegumgum – How many names do you want?
Jlm – Thankies.
Athena Diagon Cat - Thanks for the review.
A/N – Oh my word, How long has it been? I'm so sorry. Well here's the update if only very short and there's only one more chapter to come before it ends * sniff *.
Chapter 20 – A corset or Feeder?
"Star date 17 whatever, time – quarter past my wrist. Today we came across a familiar place, I have a feeling I may have been drunk last time I was here as I can't remember it accept for the jail but that's another story completely. Jez (my second in command) is currently taking a bath and thank the lord for that. She stinks."
"RUB A DUB DUB!! THREE MEN IN MY TUB!!" Jez sang from the room next door.
"Ewwwwww, Jezzy-Bell you hussy!"
I rolled my eyes at the fact that my last statement confirmed I had spent too much time with pirates lately. I put down my pretend Dictaphone as Elizabeth walked in (complete with flowing gown and hat) followed by a couple of maids carrying two boxes.
"Where's Jez?" She asked.
"De-stinkinfying, why?" I asked.
"Because I have a surprise for you," she said motioning to the boxes.
"I hope they contain Feeder and not what I think they do." I said dreading what was in the boxes.
Elizabeth just smiled and opened up the box. I groaned. It was exactly what I didn't want. A dress complete with corset.
Elizabeth leaned in a whispered to me, "If I have to wear one so do you." And just when I was beginning to like her and all.
Jez bounced (yes bounced) back into the room and went straight to the dresses. I think she has a homing beacon for everything not me.
"Oh, how pretty. Don't you think so Kait?" She asked a sarcastic smile on her face.
"They're delightful," I replied, sarcastically of course
"Well, I'm glad you think so. Maria and Sophie will help you to put them on and be quick about it we're going to be late for Captain Sparrow's Hanging," She turned round and walked out of the room.
I shouted after her, "I don't see why we have to go anyway!" Sophie grabbed my arm and dragged me into the bathroom before I could say anything else. I couldn't believe how rough this woman was, she looked so dainty and petite.
Getting the dress on wasn't a problem at all but that torture device they call a corset was pure ... torture. Sophie pulled the lace hard every time I complained about it. I soon learnt that lesson. I could imagine her with a chain saw and a hammer trying to get this thing on me or killing me, both a possibility.
After about eight years of hell she had finally finished. It turned out she hadn't done it that tight. I could still breath. I walked out of the room and came face to face with Jez. They had dressed us exactly the same. We were wearing pastel pink dresses with cream lace. To tell you the truth it was horrible. A dress? Me? Pink? I just don't add up does it?
We walked down to where Elizabeth, her father and Commodore Norrington where waiting for us.
The carriage ride was so uncomfy. I think I've got permanent marks in my backside from it. Plus I was beginning to see why Elizabeth fainted in the first place, Flaming torture devices. If I was a woman in this day in age (1700's) I would have kicked up a fuss about wearing these, never mind looking good for Mr. Right!! I'd prefer my liver to be in place thank you very much.
My little rant inside my head was cut short as we pulled into the fort and faced the most terrible ordeal anyone could possible imagine.
Being seen in a dress in PUBLIC!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
There you go, a chapter at last. Don't ask me when I'll update next blame school, they keep giving me deadlines that are just to soon, if you get me.
If you don't whom Feeder are look them up they are a wicked UK Rock Band!
CheerCheerBubblegum – An updatededed whatever!
Tabby Kitten – Thankies to you darling. I'm obsessed to!
Niccy- b -???
Lady Demon Warrior – Thanks for the advice unfortunately that is one of my biggest downfalls.
Adele Starminster – I'm working on it.
BubbleBubblegumgum – How many names do you want?
Jlm – Thankies.
Athena Diagon Cat - Thanks for the review.