Adventures of the Criminally Insane!

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Cloud: ...how'd we get here? ::nervously looks around the sky blue room he's in::

Tifa: I dunno. ::walks around the room::

Cid: what the %)#@&?!?!

Aeris: Do not use that language around the holyness of this room!

::bows down to the Cloud poster hanging on the wall::

Tifa: ::looks at the poster:: ...wow....::drools::

Hikaru: HEY! What're you guys doin' he- VINCENT!!!!!!!! ::runs up to Vincent and glomps him::

Vincent: ::blink,blink::....hello. Who are you?

Hikaru: I'm Hikaru. ::smiles::

Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Cid, Vincent: What?

Hikaru:....nevermind. How'd you guys get here? ::smiles happily::

Cloud: We dont know. We just...landed here.

Hikaru: Ok...but where's Yuffie, Cait Sith, Red XIII, and Barret?

Tifa: How do you know us?

Hikaru:....::rolls on floor with laughter::

Cid: what the %*&@ are you laughing at kid?!

Hikaru: ::stands up, still laughing:: you're kidding? what do you mean 'how do you know us?' I love you guys!

Aeris:...we love you too. We love everybody.

Cid: the %#$@ we love everybody! whatre you talkin' 'bout ya no good lazy @$$%&* of a girl!

Aeris: ::sheds a tear::.....

Cloud: Oh Cid! Look what you did to poor Aeris!

Tifa: ::tiny fang appears on the right side of her mouth:: grr.....

Aeris: ::sniffle::..thank you Cloud.

Hikaru:...here we go again. ::hits head with hand::

Cloud: ....

Cid: ....it's too quiet.

Hikaru:...where's Yuffie? It's boring with out another hyper active person!

Vincent:...

Cloud: ::still by Aeris::

Tifa: grr....::runs up to Aeris and uses Final Heaven on her, sending her to the sky, through the ceiling:: Mwahahahaha!!!!!! ::hugs Cloud:

Cloud: o__O cant...breathe.....::is squished by Tifa's breasts::

Hikaru: Ack! Tifa! You're killin' Cloud!

Tifa: ^___^ I know! ::hugs him tighter::

Cloud: ::suffocates and falls limp::

Tifa: ut-oh....

Hikaru:....crap. there goes the main character.

Aeris: ::comes tumbling down form the heavens:: ahhhhhh!!!!

Hikaru: HIT THE DECK! HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::grabs Vincent and dives under her bed::

Vincent: O.o...

Tifa: AH!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BACK FROM THE DEAD! AGAIN!!!!!

Cloud: X___x ::laying on the floor, unconscious::

Aeris: ::lands on top of Tifa's back:: OOOF!

Tifa: X__x

Hikaruand Vincent,under the bed: ::blink,blink::..... .....::blink,blink::

Cloud and Tifa: X___x

Random Girl: HEY! Where's the party???

((hey, he popped back up! XD)) Cid: what the *@&% are you doing here you little theif?!

Random Girl: trying to find materia, duh!

Aeris: Yuffie!

Yuffie: yo' Aeris! n__n

Cid: god @%$* it all...

Hikaru: ::crawls form under the bed:: hey! it's my Final Fantasy 7 counterpart! Hey Yuff!

Yuffie: ::blink,blink::....Hikaru?

Hikaru: ^___^ Hi Yuffie! Long time no see!

Yuffie: Yup. How ya been?

Hikaru: good. you?

Yuffie: neva' betta'.

Vincent: ::crawls out from under Hikaru's bed with something attached to his arm::

Hikaru: CHIBI VIVI!!!!!!!! ::grabs it from Vincent and hugs the plushie:: n___________n

Everyone else who's alive: ::blink,blink:: O______o

Hikaru: what?

Vincent:...

Aeris:....

Cid:.....

Yuffie:....

Hikaru:....

Tifa and Cloud: X___x

Hikaru: well. there goes another main cast member. ::hugs the Chibi Vivi Plushie:: n__n

~~~End Chapter 1~~~

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