Adventures of the Criminally Insane Part 2!
Author: Angelic Visions
A Final Fantasy VII/Fan Character Fanfiction
Summary: The FFVII gang finally meets the games biggest fan!
Warnings: Lots of OOC and A/U (duh!)
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Author: ...I hereby disclaimer any and all things to do with FF7 and Squaresoft. All characters are (of course) copyrighted...
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Cloud and Tifa: X__x
Author: ...uhh...what're we gonna do now? Just leave 'em there?
Yuffie: I 'spose so. ::innocent smile::
Red XIII: ...hello...OH MUH GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO CLOUD AND TIFA?!
Vincent: They died.
Cid: God Vince, way to be nice about it...
Vincent: That's my job.
Author: Hey,ummmmm... you guys do realize that we have two dead bodies in here and Rufus ShinRa could be on his way at any moment to check on all the comotion that's going on?
Cid: . .
Yuffie: . .
Red XIII: . .
Aeris: oh my...
::a knock can be heard on the door::
Author: OH GOD! AHHH! I'm too young to go ta jail!!! wah!
Vincent: ...I'm sorry. You shouldve though about that before you wrote this fic.
Author: ...ack....ok, Red XIII, eat Cloud's body and Cid, hide Tifa's in the closet!
Red XIII and Cid: ....::blink,blink::....
Author: GAH!
::another knock::
Author and Yuffie: oh muh gawd! hey! ^__^ we do act alike!
Vincent: stop doing that freaky twin thing that twins do.
Author and Yuffie: What freaky twin thing?
Cid: that god#&%@ freaky twin thing! Now lets hide Cloud n' Tifa before that @$$hole Rufus comes in.
Author: right. Vincent, hold Chibi Vivi. ::gives Vincent the plushie of Chibi Vivi::
Vincent: ok....::stares at it, like it's gonna attack::
Cid and Author: ::begin dragging the dead bodies in the closet::
Author: gaw! Cloud's heavy. For a dead guy....
Cloud: ::tounge lols out of his mouth::
Author: ah! ::drops the body on Cid's foot::
Cid: OWWWW! GOD#&%@$*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::hops around on one foot,holding the other::
Yuffie: ::starts laughing histerically::
Red XIII: ::shakes his head:: you imbeciles....
Author: what did you call me!? ::puts her hands on her hips::
Red XIII: an imbecile...
Author: ...get out of my room!!! right now!
Red XIII: ok...yay! ::disappears::
Everyone else: ::blink,blink::
Random Guy: yo! where's Mr Spiky Ass? ::sees Cloud and Tifa's dead bodies:: oh $#!&!!!!!!!!!! slaughterers!!!!!
Cid: Barret!
Barret: Cid? Iz dat you?
Cid: ya.
Barret: coo'. sup?
Cid: nothin' much. just chillin here wit Author and killing muh allies...das all.
Barret: O___o say wha?
Author: HI! ^_____^
Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::more knocking is unheard because of the yelling and laughing form inside::
~~~End Chapter 2~~~
^^ I liked that one. It was really random and short..but hey...I dont mind....as long as muh readers are happy...
Author: Angelic Visions
A Final Fantasy VII/Fan Character Fanfiction
Summary: The FFVII gang finally meets the games biggest fan!
Warnings: Lots of OOC and A/U (duh!)
~*~
Author: ...I hereby disclaimer any and all things to do with FF7 and Squaresoft. All characters are (of course) copyrighted...
~*~*~
Cloud and Tifa: X__x
Author: ...uhh...what're we gonna do now? Just leave 'em there?
Yuffie: I 'spose so. ::innocent smile::
Red XIII: ...hello...OH MUH GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO CLOUD AND TIFA?!
Vincent: They died.
Cid: God Vince, way to be nice about it...
Vincent: That's my job.
Author: Hey,ummmmm... you guys do realize that we have two dead bodies in here and Rufus ShinRa could be on his way at any moment to check on all the comotion that's going on?
Cid: . .
Yuffie: . .
Red XIII: . .
Aeris: oh my...
::a knock can be heard on the door::
Author: OH GOD! AHHH! I'm too young to go ta jail!!! wah!
Vincent: ...I'm sorry. You shouldve though about that before you wrote this fic.
Author: ...ack....ok, Red XIII, eat Cloud's body and Cid, hide Tifa's in the closet!
Red XIII and Cid: ....::blink,blink::....
Author: GAH!
::another knock::
Author and Yuffie: oh muh gawd! hey! ^__^ we do act alike!
Vincent: stop doing that freaky twin thing that twins do.
Author and Yuffie: What freaky twin thing?
Cid: that god#&%@ freaky twin thing! Now lets hide Cloud n' Tifa before that @$$hole Rufus comes in.
Author: right. Vincent, hold Chibi Vivi. ::gives Vincent the plushie of Chibi Vivi::
Vincent: ok....::stares at it, like it's gonna attack::
Cid and Author: ::begin dragging the dead bodies in the closet::
Author: gaw! Cloud's heavy. For a dead guy....
Cloud: ::tounge lols out of his mouth::
Author: ah! ::drops the body on Cid's foot::
Cid: OWWWW! GOD#&%@$*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::hops around on one foot,holding the other::
Yuffie: ::starts laughing histerically::
Red XIII: ::shakes his head:: you imbeciles....
Author: what did you call me!? ::puts her hands on her hips::
Red XIII: an imbecile...
Author: ...get out of my room!!! right now!
Red XIII: ok...yay! ::disappears::
Everyone else: ::blink,blink::
Random Guy: yo! where's Mr Spiky Ass? ::sees Cloud and Tifa's dead bodies:: oh $#!&!!!!!!!!!! slaughterers!!!!!
Cid: Barret!
Barret: Cid? Iz dat you?
Cid: ya.
Barret: coo'. sup?
Cid: nothin' much. just chillin here wit Author and killing muh allies...das all.
Barret: O___o say wha?
Author: HI! ^_____^
Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::more knocking is unheard because of the yelling and laughing form inside::
~~~End Chapter 2~~~
^^ I liked that one. It was really random and short..but hey...I dont mind....as long as muh readers are happy...