Starlet: This is an odd match up, or a mixture. Whatever you want to call
it. Have fun!
Chapter 1
"Stop that moron!" Heero screamed.
"I'm a little BUSY at the moment!" Duo retorted while trying to force the heavy soldier off of him.
"This isn't good." Quatra mumbled holding off a man with a stick of wood.
"Dammit!" Wufei yelled out angrily as he took down one guard and 3 more replaced him. Trowa finally broke through the ring of soldiers and catapulted towards the mad doctor.
"You're too late!" He cried out gleefully. As he pushed the button on the machine, a sound whirred all around them. A bright flash enveloped the lab and that was all.
~~~
"On no! We're late!" Hermione screamed and dragged her two friends towards their class.
"What's the rush?!" Ron demanded. "Why we rushing to Potions Class anyway?"
"You don't want Professor Snape to give you a detention do you?"
"We might get stuck doing slug clearing again." Harry remarked.
"Oh, right. Bust a leg huh?" Ron called as he sped up. They jumped through the door and landed swiftly into their seats.
"Well, well ,well. Lookit, it's Potty and Weasel." Harry gave an inward groan. Wouldn't you know it? Malfoy was sitting right behind him and Ron. Pansy gave a giggle, which sounded more like a hacking cough then a laugh.
"Silence." Snape ordered tramping into the classroom. As class began the Gryffindors and the Slytherins began to work in silence on their transformation potions. It was going well until a bright flash took the class. Next thing anyone knew as the light cleared, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Pansy were all on the floor struggling to stand up.
"Where the heck am I?" Harry grumbled.
"Yeah, and why do I feel so short?" Ron muttered in reply.
"You got me." Hermione said in anger. She stood up and stared around, her brown eyes widening in shock.
"Where the HELL am I?! And who the hell are you?!" She demanded pointing at Ron and Harry. The black haired youth stiffened.
"Watch your tone witch. And who the hell are you little girl?!" The class stared at this with growing interest.
"I feel like I'm going to drop and die right here." Draco mumbled. Pansy stayed silent, and chose to observe the surroundings. Then she noticed something,
"Oh no." She whispered staring at her hand.
"Where am I?! And who are you. . . . ." Ron's furious shout died away as he looked at a mirror nailed up to the side of the dungeon wall.
"Holy Crap! Since when did I have red hair?!"
"Since. . . .always?" Dean commented. Ron gaped.
"I have a question."
"What?" Seamus wanted to know.
"What's my name, where I am, and who the HELL you are." They looked at each other.
"Your name's Ronald Weasley" Dean began.
"You're 15 and in Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Neville said in a hushed voice.
"And we're your roommates." Seamus finished. Ron stared.
"Oh boy. . . . . STUPID DOCTOR AND HIS STUPID EXPERIMENTS!!!!" Ron suddenly screamed.
"Get a grip Duo." Harry said calmly. Ron stared at him. So did everyone else.
"There's only one guy I know who can be this calm. Heero Yuy." He said nodding his head with a matter of fact.
"Then that means. . . . . . CRAP!" Hermione screamed. "Why the heck did I have to be a WEAK ONNA?!?!"
"And that's Wufei." Both said without hesitation.
"But where Quatra and Trowa?" Hermione wanted to know.
"Right here." Draco said pointing to him and Pansy.
"Well, at least you ain't the only girl Wu-man." Ron said smiling evilly.
"Shut up Duo." All 4 said at once.
"I demand an explanation!" Snape bellowed.
"Yeah? Well you can take your demands and stuff em." Harry retorted calmly. The class gasped in horror.
"What did you say Potter?" Snape hissed, his voice so soft, it was scary.
"I said I don't care what you want. And when was the last time you washed your hair? It's more greasy then a ball of wax." Another gasp.
"The three of you, get over here now! We are going to see Dumbledore." He ordered panting, his normally pale face flushed. Grudgingly Hermione, Ron, and Harry stepped out of the classroom.
"You see that? What was going on with Harry and the others?" A voice whispered excitedly.
"Hey Draco, you okay?" A Slytherin name Blaize asked. Draco nodded but he was still slightly confused. This was going to be a LONG day.
~~~
"What the heck just happened." Duo grumbled.
"You got me." Wufei said tiredly.
"Look at this mess, I think there's been a battle." Heero remarked looking the piles of rocks, and the pebbles that surrounded the area.
"Er. . . . who are you?" Duo suddenly asked staring at Heero.
"Um. Harry Potter?" Heero replied steadily, almost scared.
"Harry?!"
"RON?!"
"Oh my gosh." Wufei whispered hands clapped over his mouth.
"Where the hell am I? And why am I wearing PINK?!?!" Quatra screamed jumping up.
"This is way too weird." Trowa muttered.
"Oh boy. . . . . . . ." Heero sighed looking at Duo, he gave a sigh as well. It was going to be a long day.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Heero = Harry
Duo = Ron
Trowa = Pansy (Eeyuck!)
Quatra = Draco
Wufei = Hermione
Chapter 1
"Stop that moron!" Heero screamed.
"I'm a little BUSY at the moment!" Duo retorted while trying to force the heavy soldier off of him.
"This isn't good." Quatra mumbled holding off a man with a stick of wood.
"Dammit!" Wufei yelled out angrily as he took down one guard and 3 more replaced him. Trowa finally broke through the ring of soldiers and catapulted towards the mad doctor.
"You're too late!" He cried out gleefully. As he pushed the button on the machine, a sound whirred all around them. A bright flash enveloped the lab and that was all.
~~~
"On no! We're late!" Hermione screamed and dragged her two friends towards their class.
"What's the rush?!" Ron demanded. "Why we rushing to Potions Class anyway?"
"You don't want Professor Snape to give you a detention do you?"
"We might get stuck doing slug clearing again." Harry remarked.
"Oh, right. Bust a leg huh?" Ron called as he sped up. They jumped through the door and landed swiftly into their seats.
"Well, well ,well. Lookit, it's Potty and Weasel." Harry gave an inward groan. Wouldn't you know it? Malfoy was sitting right behind him and Ron. Pansy gave a giggle, which sounded more like a hacking cough then a laugh.
"Silence." Snape ordered tramping into the classroom. As class began the Gryffindors and the Slytherins began to work in silence on their transformation potions. It was going well until a bright flash took the class. Next thing anyone knew as the light cleared, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Pansy were all on the floor struggling to stand up.
"Where the heck am I?" Harry grumbled.
"Yeah, and why do I feel so short?" Ron muttered in reply.
"You got me." Hermione said in anger. She stood up and stared around, her brown eyes widening in shock.
"Where the HELL am I?! And who the hell are you?!" She demanded pointing at Ron and Harry. The black haired youth stiffened.
"Watch your tone witch. And who the hell are you little girl?!" The class stared at this with growing interest.
"I feel like I'm going to drop and die right here." Draco mumbled. Pansy stayed silent, and chose to observe the surroundings. Then she noticed something,
"Oh no." She whispered staring at her hand.
"Where am I?! And who are you. . . . ." Ron's furious shout died away as he looked at a mirror nailed up to the side of the dungeon wall.
"Holy Crap! Since when did I have red hair?!"
"Since. . . .always?" Dean commented. Ron gaped.
"I have a question."
"What?" Seamus wanted to know.
"What's my name, where I am, and who the HELL you are." They looked at each other.
"Your name's Ronald Weasley" Dean began.
"You're 15 and in Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Neville said in a hushed voice.
"And we're your roommates." Seamus finished. Ron stared.
"Oh boy. . . . . STUPID DOCTOR AND HIS STUPID EXPERIMENTS!!!!" Ron suddenly screamed.
"Get a grip Duo." Harry said calmly. Ron stared at him. So did everyone else.
"There's only one guy I know who can be this calm. Heero Yuy." He said nodding his head with a matter of fact.
"Then that means. . . . . . CRAP!" Hermione screamed. "Why the heck did I have to be a WEAK ONNA?!?!"
"And that's Wufei." Both said without hesitation.
"But where Quatra and Trowa?" Hermione wanted to know.
"Right here." Draco said pointing to him and Pansy.
"Well, at least you ain't the only girl Wu-man." Ron said smiling evilly.
"Shut up Duo." All 4 said at once.
"I demand an explanation!" Snape bellowed.
"Yeah? Well you can take your demands and stuff em." Harry retorted calmly. The class gasped in horror.
"What did you say Potter?" Snape hissed, his voice so soft, it was scary.
"I said I don't care what you want. And when was the last time you washed your hair? It's more greasy then a ball of wax." Another gasp.
"The three of you, get over here now! We are going to see Dumbledore." He ordered panting, his normally pale face flushed. Grudgingly Hermione, Ron, and Harry stepped out of the classroom.
"You see that? What was going on with Harry and the others?" A voice whispered excitedly.
"Hey Draco, you okay?" A Slytherin name Blaize asked. Draco nodded but he was still slightly confused. This was going to be a LONG day.
~~~
"What the heck just happened." Duo grumbled.
"You got me." Wufei said tiredly.
"Look at this mess, I think there's been a battle." Heero remarked looking the piles of rocks, and the pebbles that surrounded the area.
"Er. . . . who are you?" Duo suddenly asked staring at Heero.
"Um. Harry Potter?" Heero replied steadily, almost scared.
"Harry?!"
"RON?!"
"Oh my gosh." Wufei whispered hands clapped over his mouth.
"Where the hell am I? And why am I wearing PINK?!?!" Quatra screamed jumping up.
"This is way too weird." Trowa muttered.
"Oh boy. . . . . . . ." Heero sighed looking at Duo, he gave a sigh as well. It was going to be a long day.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Heero = Harry
Duo = Ron
Trowa = Pansy (Eeyuck!)
Quatra = Draco
Wufei = Hermione