Adventures of the Criminally Insane Part 3!
Author: Angelic Visions
A Final Fantasy VII/Fan Character Fanfiction
Summary: The FFVII gang finally meets the games biggest fan!
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Barret: ::still running around screaming::
::more knocking on the door::
Author: oh crap. ::shoves the rest of Cloud's body in the closet::
Aeris: ....my goodness...
Vincent: ..how did I get here?.....
Cid: cause Author lady put you in here...
Vincent: oh ya.
Author: ^__^
Yuffie: ::looking through the Author's jewelry box:: . .
Author: ::gasp:: YUFFIE!
Yuffie: HUH!?! ::jumps 3 feet in the air and does a 180, facing the Author::
Barret: oh $#!%...Rufus is gonna find me an' I'm gona' die a slow painful death........::sits on the floor and puts hands in a praying manner:: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
Author: ....::blink, blink::
::more knocking on the door::
Barret: dont let'em take me! I'll be good!
Cid: BARRET! GOD MAN! Get a hold of yo'self!
Vincent: please...
Aeris and Yuffie: n_n' ::giggling at Barret::
Cait Sith: ::appears outta no where and opens the door::
Author, Barret, and Cid: AH!!!!!! ::all dive under bed::
Aeris and Yuffie: ....well...
Rufus: ::standing in awe of how a guy as big as Barret could move so freakin' fast::...O_____o
Cait Sith: hi!
Rufus: shut up Reeve.
Cait Sith: ...
Vincent: ...::drags out his ultimate weapon-Death Penalty::
Rufus: O__O...that is a big @$$ gun!
Vincent: I know.
Aeris: Ready!
Yuffie: Aim!
Vincent: ::aims at Rufus::
Cait Sith: FIRE!
Vincent: ::shoots Rufus::
Rufus: X___x
Author: ..::crawls out from under her bed:: oh great, another dead person.... and my carpet is stained!
All except for Cid n' Barret: ...sorry...
Author: OK! Then help me clean it up!
Vincent: O.o I dont like cleaning...
Yuffie: me neither...
Cid n' Barret: o.o we dun wanna clean...
Author: I DONT CARE! SUIT UP!
::everthing goes black as characters get ready::
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Author: ::is now wearing a french maid outfit:: ^__^
Yuffie: ::same:: ^__^
Aeris: ::same:: ^__^
Cid: ::has a blue bandana and a 409 bottle and rags:: n_n
Barret: ::has a mop and a bucket:: _
Vincent: ::is wearing a pink apron and a hat to match:: o.O...
everyone else: ::bursts out with laughter::
Author: lets get to work! ::starts dusting stuff::
Yuffie and Aeris: ::putting random miscellanious stuff back in it's proper place::
Cid and Barret: ::cleaning the floors::
Vincent: .....u_u()...::kicks Rufus's dead body into the closet with Cloud and Tifa's::...
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2 loooooooong hours later
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Author: WE ARE DONE! ^___________^
Yuffie: bout time.
Aeris:...that was quite a mess.
Cid: I'll say! took me forever to get that stain outta the #&@^ing carpet!
Barret: he aint lying eitha! that S.o.B was a tough un'........
Vincent: .......
Author: ^__^ thanks ya'll.....
::another knock::
Person at Door: This is Squaresoft's attorney! OPEN UP!
Author: Ack! O___o
~~~End Chapter 3~~~
I hereby disclaim (again) all rights to FF7 except for my imagination and my copy of the game. I own nothing else... ^^ I liked that chapter too.....
Author: Angelic Visions
A Final Fantasy VII/Fan Character Fanfiction
Summary: The FFVII gang finally meets the games biggest fan!
~*~~~*~
Barret: ::still running around screaming::
::more knocking on the door::
Author: oh crap. ::shoves the rest of Cloud's body in the closet::
Aeris: ....my goodness...
Vincent: ..how did I get here?.....
Cid: cause Author lady put you in here...
Vincent: oh ya.
Author: ^__^
Yuffie: ::looking through the Author's jewelry box:: . .
Author: ::gasp:: YUFFIE!
Yuffie: HUH!?! ::jumps 3 feet in the air and does a 180, facing the Author::
Barret: oh $#!%...Rufus is gonna find me an' I'm gona' die a slow painful death........::sits on the floor and puts hands in a praying manner:: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
Author: ....::blink, blink::
::more knocking on the door::
Barret: dont let'em take me! I'll be good!
Cid: BARRET! GOD MAN! Get a hold of yo'self!
Vincent: please...
Aeris and Yuffie: n_n' ::giggling at Barret::
Cait Sith: ::appears outta no where and opens the door::
Author, Barret, and Cid: AH!!!!!! ::all dive under bed::
Aeris and Yuffie: ....well...
Rufus: ::standing in awe of how a guy as big as Barret could move so freakin' fast::...O_____o
Cait Sith: hi!
Rufus: shut up Reeve.
Cait Sith: ...
Vincent: ...::drags out his ultimate weapon-Death Penalty::
Rufus: O__O...that is a big @$$ gun!
Vincent: I know.
Aeris: Ready!
Yuffie: Aim!
Vincent: ::aims at Rufus::
Cait Sith: FIRE!
Vincent: ::shoots Rufus::
Rufus: X___x
Author: ..::crawls out from under her bed:: oh great, another dead person.... and my carpet is stained!
All except for Cid n' Barret: ...sorry...
Author: OK! Then help me clean it up!
Vincent: O.o I dont like cleaning...
Yuffie: me neither...
Cid n' Barret: o.o we dun wanna clean...
Author: I DONT CARE! SUIT UP!
::everthing goes black as characters get ready::
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Author: ::is now wearing a french maid outfit:: ^__^
Yuffie: ::same:: ^__^
Aeris: ::same:: ^__^
Cid: ::has a blue bandana and a 409 bottle and rags:: n_n
Barret: ::has a mop and a bucket:: _
Vincent: ::is wearing a pink apron and a hat to match:: o.O...
everyone else: ::bursts out with laughter::
Author: lets get to work! ::starts dusting stuff::
Yuffie and Aeris: ::putting random miscellanious stuff back in it's proper place::
Cid and Barret: ::cleaning the floors::
Vincent: .....u_u()...::kicks Rufus's dead body into the closet with Cloud and Tifa's::...
................
2 loooooooong hours later
....................................................
Author: WE ARE DONE! ^___________^
Yuffie: bout time.
Aeris:...that was quite a mess.
Cid: I'll say! took me forever to get that stain outta the #&@^ing carpet!
Barret: he aint lying eitha! that S.o.B was a tough un'........
Vincent: .......
Author: ^__^ thanks ya'll.....
::another knock::
Person at Door: This is Squaresoft's attorney! OPEN UP!
Author: Ack! O___o
~~~End Chapter 3~~~
I hereby disclaim (again) all rights to FF7 except for my imagination and my copy of the game. I own nothing else... ^^ I liked that chapter too.....