Chapter 6
"So how does this work?" Duo asked observing Ron and Harry play a game of wizard's chess.
"Knight to E3." Ron said and looked up at Duo. "It's basically like normal chess. Except that the pieces are commanded by voice, and they also like to give bits of advice to you . . ." He added slowly upon seeing Harry's knight lecture his owner. Harry, who was quite used to this, sighed. Then Heero looked at his watch and sighed.
"Time for that Defense against the dark arts class." He murmured and stood up, books in hand.
~~~
The entire class was chatting, waiting for the new teacher to come in. Suddenly the door opened and all was quiet, at least, the class was.
"NO! I TOLD YOU I'M NOT YOUR DAMMED TEACHER AND-!!" Heero gaped, Duo was slack jawed Zech's was pushed into the room, upon seeing Heero, Zechs stopped short. Silence. Both Heero and Zechs opened their mouths at the same time and-
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
"Relena has been looking all over for you!!"
"How the heck did you get into this world?!"
"This is where you were the whole time?!"
"You used the machine didn't you!"
"Whatever crackpot came up with this, he's going to pay!"
"What on-!"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOO!!" Heero audibly flinched. Duo paled considerably.
"I know that cry anywhere . ." Wufei ducked beneath the table and Quatra hid behind a book. Trowa was paralyzed with fear. A blonde form came running through the door, knocking Zechs for a loop may I add, and latched onto Heero's neck with arms that were dressed in black robes.
"Heero!!" Relena cried out smiling. Heero struggled.
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!" He screamed. Duo shook his head, braid flying.
"No way man! You're on your own!" Harry gaped. Wasn't that the girl who-
"Dude, that's the girl who we met!" Ron cried out. Everyone turned to stare at the suddenly blushing pilot. Hermione sighed and buried her head in her hand.
"Ron, maybe it's a good idea NOT to say that?" Harry hissed at his friend. Ron blinked.
"Uh . . . . . . . ." He murmured.
"DUO MAXWELL!!" A very angry voice screamed. Duo 'eep'ed again and looked towards the door to find a very angry Hilde Shui . . . . . . something. Anyhoo, back to topic, Duo backed up a step as Hilde came towards him.
"DUOO!!" She cried. "DO you have any IDEA how worried I've been?!"
"Uh . . . . ."
"Wufei!!" Another voice cried. Wufei jumped. He knew that angry voice anywhere. He ducked behind Trowa.
"Nice try Chang, but you're not getting off that easy." Sally hissed. "Where have you been?!" Quatra backed off, a little scared. Trowa quickly pushed Wufei out from behind him and ran off to hide behind the nearest available person, namely, Hermione.
"Evil . . ." Wufei hissed at Trowa, then turned to face his mad friend.
"Uh . . . . . hi Sally." He said meekly.
"Hi? HI??? Is that all you have to say?!" Wufei thought for a moment, then nodded.
"Yep." Sally shook her head.
"Wufei?"
"Er. . . . . . yes?"
"Do you eat goose?"
"Um . . . . . . yes." (Sweatdrop)
"How do you like it cooked?"
" . . . . . . . . . . . . . fried."
"That's good. Want to know why?"
"Uh . . . . . . ."
"Well simple, the reason is." Sally said smiling sweetly. "You're goose is cooked."
"ERK!!" Wufei ran off as Sally chased him.
"BAKAGOMI!!" Sally screamed as she chased him out of the room. Duo following her.
"ACK!!" He cried as Hilde brandished a broom over her head. Heero followed screaming as Relena ran after him.
"HEERO!! COME BACK MY BELOVED!!" Trowa shook his head. Zechs was dizzy after being banged into by an obsessed teenage girl and Quatra was . . . . . . well . . . . . he was Quatra.
"Should we help them?" Quatra asked.
"No." Trowa responded, before Quatra could protest, he replied "Think of the consequences." Quatra shut his mouth. Zechs, who had little swirls for eyes shook his head.
"Good lord. What now?" He hissed.
"I beg your pardon, but I am NOT the teacher you're looking for!!" A voice said in a polite, but clearly irritated voice. Another man was pushed into the classroom. The GW gang gaped.
"TREIZE???"
Disclaimer: I own plot and that's about it. Y eah.
"So how does this work?" Duo asked observing Ron and Harry play a game of wizard's chess.
"Knight to E3." Ron said and looked up at Duo. "It's basically like normal chess. Except that the pieces are commanded by voice, and they also like to give bits of advice to you . . ." He added slowly upon seeing Harry's knight lecture his owner. Harry, who was quite used to this, sighed. Then Heero looked at his watch and sighed.
"Time for that Defense against the dark arts class." He murmured and stood up, books in hand.
~~~
The entire class was chatting, waiting for the new teacher to come in. Suddenly the door opened and all was quiet, at least, the class was.
"NO! I TOLD YOU I'M NOT YOUR DAMMED TEACHER AND-!!" Heero gaped, Duo was slack jawed Zech's was pushed into the room, upon seeing Heero, Zechs stopped short. Silence. Both Heero and Zechs opened their mouths at the same time and-
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
"Relena has been looking all over for you!!"
"How the heck did you get into this world?!"
"This is where you were the whole time?!"
"You used the machine didn't you!"
"Whatever crackpot came up with this, he's going to pay!"
"What on-!"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOO!!" Heero audibly flinched. Duo paled considerably.
"I know that cry anywhere . ." Wufei ducked beneath the table and Quatra hid behind a book. Trowa was paralyzed with fear. A blonde form came running through the door, knocking Zechs for a loop may I add, and latched onto Heero's neck with arms that were dressed in black robes.
"Heero!!" Relena cried out smiling. Heero struggled.
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!" He screamed. Duo shook his head, braid flying.
"No way man! You're on your own!" Harry gaped. Wasn't that the girl who-
"Dude, that's the girl who we met!" Ron cried out. Everyone turned to stare at the suddenly blushing pilot. Hermione sighed and buried her head in her hand.
"Ron, maybe it's a good idea NOT to say that?" Harry hissed at his friend. Ron blinked.
"Uh . . . . . . . ." He murmured.
"DUO MAXWELL!!" A very angry voice screamed. Duo 'eep'ed again and looked towards the door to find a very angry Hilde Shui . . . . . . something. Anyhoo, back to topic, Duo backed up a step as Hilde came towards him.
"DUOO!!" She cried. "DO you have any IDEA how worried I've been?!"
"Uh . . . . ."
"Wufei!!" Another voice cried. Wufei jumped. He knew that angry voice anywhere. He ducked behind Trowa.
"Nice try Chang, but you're not getting off that easy." Sally hissed. "Where have you been?!" Quatra backed off, a little scared. Trowa quickly pushed Wufei out from behind him and ran off to hide behind the nearest available person, namely, Hermione.
"Evil . . ." Wufei hissed at Trowa, then turned to face his mad friend.
"Uh . . . . . hi Sally." He said meekly.
"Hi? HI??? Is that all you have to say?!" Wufei thought for a moment, then nodded.
"Yep." Sally shook her head.
"Wufei?"
"Er. . . . . . yes?"
"Do you eat goose?"
"Um . . . . . . yes." (Sweatdrop)
"How do you like it cooked?"
" . . . . . . . . . . . . . fried."
"That's good. Want to know why?"
"Uh . . . . . . ."
"Well simple, the reason is." Sally said smiling sweetly. "You're goose is cooked."
"ERK!!" Wufei ran off as Sally chased him.
"BAKAGOMI!!" Sally screamed as she chased him out of the room. Duo following her.
"ACK!!" He cried as Hilde brandished a broom over her head. Heero followed screaming as Relena ran after him.
"HEERO!! COME BACK MY BELOVED!!" Trowa shook his head. Zechs was dizzy after being banged into by an obsessed teenage girl and Quatra was . . . . . . well . . . . . he was Quatra.
"Should we help them?" Quatra asked.
"No." Trowa responded, before Quatra could protest, he replied "Think of the consequences." Quatra shut his mouth. Zechs, who had little swirls for eyes shook his head.
"Good lord. What now?" He hissed.
"I beg your pardon, but I am NOT the teacher you're looking for!!" A voice said in a polite, but clearly irritated voice. Another man was pushed into the classroom. The GW gang gaped.
"TREIZE???"
Disclaimer: I own plot and that's about it. Y eah.