Yu-Gi-Oh! Spectacular Sleepover

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Disclaimer: Silver does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Duel Monsters, Dungeon Dice Monsters, Monster World, Cap Monsters, or anything Yu-Gi-Oh, except for her site ((http://mine.at/Bakura)). And even then, she does not taken credit for any of the screenshots or fanworks in her site. ^_^

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Author's Note: Wha...?! No reviews? *Sniff* ;_; Awww...oh well, I knew it was going to be a boring chapter, so I guess I should have expected a very quiet couple of days...oh well! That means I'll just have to write a good chapter! Now...let's see...ideas, ideas, ideas...ah yes! Hehe, ok, guys, ON WITH OUR STORY!!!

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Tea begins her ghost story...

Tea: It all began one cold, winter day. I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden, a strong breeze blow my hat off my head. I ran to go get it, and when I bent over to pick it up, I saw...((suspense...lean towards your computer screen everyone))...A GHOST!

Yugi & Ryou: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bakura: ((Looking around nervously))

Y/M: Hah! Ghosts! There's no such thing as a ghost, Ms. Friendshit.

Tea: ((Furious)) YES THERE IS!!! He looked down my shirt, that pervert! And when I tried to slap him, he dissolved, and blew away with my hat. I still haven't gotten it back!

Bakura: ((Whistling to himself nervously, sweating. Murmurs very quietly to himself)) GottaremembertothrowthatthingawaywhenIgethome.

Seto: ((Looking at Bakura)) ............?

Bakura: ............what?

Seto: ((Sigh))

Tea: So? What did you guys think?

Yugi: That was scary, Tea! ((Thinking: I'll kill that ghost, if I ever meet him. How dare he look down Tea's shirt...though, I wonder if...aaaaaaaaah!)) *SLAP!* ((Thinking: ouch...))

Everyone: ..................?

Yami: (O_O;)

Ryou: Yes, very scary story, Tea!

Y/M: What?! You call that scary?! She made that up as she went along! Boooooooooring!

In the end, Yugi and Ryou are the only ones that think the story is scary. Tea storms away, muttering about all the horrible things she will do to them in the very-near future. Then it's Ryou's turn.

Ryou: ((Ending his story...sorry, but I want to keep this fanfic PG-13. -_-; )) ...and when I woke up, Bakura was lying in bed next to me!!!

Everyone except Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Yami: I think...I think I'm, going to, be sick.

Serenity: (O_O) Not on me!

Isis: Or me... ((inches away from him))

Y/M: Man, Bakura, I knew you were messed up, but THAT is more than I'd like to know!

Seto: ((Nods)) If you're really gay, Bakura, I don't know why you refused to kiss Duke earlier...I'd think you'd enjoy something like that.

Bakura: (=_=;) I swear to Ra, you guys, it really WASN'T like that!!!

Yugi: ((Passed out next to Yami))

Tristan: ((Looking very pale)) Riiiiiiiiiiight, Bakura.

Bakura: Shut the hell up, point dexter!

Tristan: ;_; You're mean!

Bakura: (^_^) Mean, but NOT gay!

Everyone, except for Tea, who is still gone, and Yugi, end up giving Ryou's story a thumbs-up.

Bakura: ((Trying to get to an unconscience Yugi)) WAKE UP, YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!!! VOTE, DAMN IT, VOTE!!!

Seto & Duke: ((Holding him back)) (=_=) (O_O)

After calming Bakura down, Y/M starts his story...

Y/M: It all began with a man named Bob.

Isis: Bob?

Y/M: Yeah, Bob. He worked for Kids' WB. He was in charge of translating the episodes coming from Japan into English, so the brats in America could watch the life story of a dumb-ass pharoah.

Yami: Hmmmmm...wonder what his name is...I'd like to meet him someday...

Serenity: Oh brother. Yami, my BROTHER is smarter than you are!

Tristan: My dear Serenity, I beg to differ.

Serenity: Oh, shut up.

Y/M: Well, there was another man who worked on the translating of episodes as well. His name was Billy.

Seto: Billy?

Y/M: Yeah, Billy. So, a week or so ago, Bob and Billy were getting ready to translate the first episode starring yours truly, when the two got into a big argument about how I should sound in the dub.

Bakura: Who bloody cares?

Rabid Fan Girl: ME, DAMN IT, MEEEEEEEEE!!! ((Drools))

Bakura: ((O))_((O)) Never mind then...hey, who let HER in?!

Everyone: ((Shrugs))

Seto: Oh wait, that's Tea, guys.

Yami: It is? Ewww, that's gross. Tea, and Y/M?!

Yugi: ((Reviving)) What about Tea and Y/M?!

Yami: (O_O) Uh, erm, NOTHING, my dear aibou! ((Covers his eyes))

Yugi: ..............? ((Thinking: Chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate!!!!!))

Malik: ((Looking sick)) *Cough-cough-psycho* Errr, anyway, see, the two had never done anything except translate. Then they would give the script to some kids with annoying voices, and a couple adults with OCD, but with all those crazy kids around, I can't blame them. Turns out the guy who was supposed to be doing my voice was sick, and couldn't do it, so the director said that one of them could do the voice instead. And that's what they were arguing about.

Duke: Did either one of them have a sexy voice like yours, Y/M?

Everyone: .............

Duke: (=_=;) No guys, I didn't mean it that way...

Bakura: (^_^) I'M gay, huh?

Serenity: Well, I was actually going to consider going out with you, Duke, but now I just can't see that happening.

Duke: ................shit.

Tristan: So what did they do, Y/M?

Y/M: Well, the two got into such a big argument, and were screaming and yelling at each other for such a long time, that they wore their voices out.

Yami: But then who did your voice, Y/M?

Y/M: That bastard who played the Green Goblin in Spiderman.

Bakura: ................ *Snort* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone except Y/M: HAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!! (^-^) (^_^) (^_^) (^^) (^-^) (^_^) (^-^)

Y/M: Grrrr...*Millenium Rod turns into dagger* Diiiiiiiiiiiie!!!

Bakura: (O_O;) Yipe!

Bakura is chased out of the room, a crazed Y/M close behind. Everyone is laughing too hard to give Y/M any votes, so after a while, Yami starts his story...

Yami: It all started with a terrible thunderstorm. It being Saturday morning, Yugi watched some cartoons for a few hours, but as soon as he found out that he couldn't go outside...

**Going back in time...**

Yugi: (O)_(O); Wha.........?!

Yami: You heard me, aibou. No going outside today. Our hair works as the perfect lightning rod.

Yugi: But...but...but...-Tea! ;_;

Yami: Sorry kiddo, but it's just too risky. You'll have to stay inside today and play games.

Yugi: ((Sighs)) ok...

Time passes...

Yami: ((Thinking: Hmmm...it's awfully quiet around here...wonder what Yugi's doing)) Yugi?

Silence.

Yami: ('_';) Yugi?!

Silence.

Yami: ............

He gets up to search the house and game shop ((which is closed. Why, I don't know))

Yami: ((Enters the kitchen)) O_________O;;

**Back to the future...**

Yami: And there was my aibou...with chocolate wrappers...((suspense...lean AWAY from your computers!))...ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!

Seto: (O__________O;) My worst nightmare come true!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Yugi: (=_=;) Oh come on you guys, it wasn't THAT much chocolate...just a bag or two of Hershey's fun size bars.

Yami: Heh. After that, I had to hide all the chocolate we bought. Later, I had to hide all the coffee and Coca-Cola too, but that's another story.

Isis: Scary......and disturbing. Hold me. ((Cries))

Yami: ((Pats her back)) There, there now. Everything will be alright, my dear.

Seto: ((Clears throat)) Ok then, voting?

Everyone votes except for Y/M and Bakura, who still haven't come back, and Tea, who is still missing. Oh well, we don't need her around anyway! ^_^

Seto: Fine then. I'll begin my story...

Seto is about to start his story, when a loud crash comes from inside the house.

Seto: ((Blinks)) NOW what? ((Walking toward the bathroom, where the crash came from. Flings the door open)) Can't a guy tell a story in... (O______________________O;;;) WHAT THE F****** HELL...?!?!?!?!

Everyone runs over to look.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Yami: (X_X) THAT'S IT, I AM DEFINITELY GONNA BE SICK NOW!!!

Yugi: Ewww...

Seto: WHY, WHY, WHY?!?! MOOOOKUUUUBAAAA!!!?!

Mokuba is finally back, but now he's in the bathroom KISSING, oh my...

Silver: ((Throws up)) There goes my lunch... anyway...

Mokuba: ((Sigh)) Well Seto, you told me to keep myself busy so I wouldn't bug you while you were working on your projects...

Seto: ((Has already passed out))

Rebecca: Ewww! Moky, some insane fanfic author puked all over Teddy!

Y/M and Bakura fly towards the others.

Bakura: (O____________O) GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAAAAAAAAY!!!

Everyone runs to the left or right. Bakura turns at the last second, as Y/M throws the dagger at him. It sails past and...

Rebecca: (X_X) ouch...

Mokuba ((or rather, MOKY)): AAAAAH! Rebecca, nooooooo!!!

Moky holds a dying Rebecca in his arms.

Moky: Oh, my dear sweet Rebecca...why you? Why now? I love you! Please...don't die...

Rebecca: Moky, I'm not dying. The dagger hit Teddy. See?

Y/M: Huh? ((Stomps over to Rebecca, and yanks the dagger out of Teddy)) Give me that! Sheesh...

Turns around, and sees Tea drooling, blocking the doorway.

Y/M: (O_O;) Aw crap. Ummm, guys, a little help?

Guys: -Gone-

Tea: (*_*) Yaaaamiiii...Maaaaliiiik...coooome to meeee...heeheehee...

Y/M drops his dagger and somehow slips past Tea. Tea is about to follow him when she sees Rebecca on the floor.

Tea: ((Narrows eyes)) And who the hell are you?

Rebecca: I'm Moky's girlfriend.

Tea: Then...what were doing with Y/M?

Rebecca: Ummm, nothing.

Tea: ((Thinks for a while)) LIAR!!! YOU COULDN'T BE MOKUBA'S GIRLFRIEND!!! HE'S NOT CUTE ENOUGH TO GET ONE!!!

Moky: Hey! Come on, Tea, I thought we were friends!

Tea: ((Picks up dagger, grinning evilly)) Oh yessss, Mokuba. We're still friendssss...friends good, friends veeeery gooood...

Rebecca: (O_O) ???

Tea: DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

I won't go into the graphic details but...

Everyone: ((Stops when they hear a loud, wavering scream, that is abruptly cut off)) ............Y/M?

Y/M: ((Running toward them)) Nope...awww crap, I dropped the dagger getting away from Ms. Friendshit. Oh, by the way, thanks for helping me back there.

Tristan: No problem.

Bakura: (=_=;)

Serenity: Baka...

Tea: ((Emerging, hands holding a bloody dagger)) Huuu...huuu...huuuuuuuuya!

Yugi: (O_O) ((Calls 9-1-1)) Erm, yes, this is Yugi Motou...there's a girl here who just killed another girl, and I'm going on chocolate withdrawal...ok, thank you very much...

In a few minutes, the police have arrived, charged Tea with murder, and have taken her away...faaaaar away...

Yami: Yugi, you called the police on the girl you love?

Yugi: Yes, Yami, but for a very good reason. You see, once I found out Tea loved Y/M, and not me anymore, I really didn't care what happened to her anymore.

Yami: Well, ok. At least we don't have to worry about HER anymore.

Silver: YEA!

Everyone: .................

Seto: Uh, Mokuba, can I count that as my horror story.

Mokuba: Sure, but only if I can have some s'mores and tell my own horror story.

Seto: Sure. Now come on guys, let's go back outside...some people still haven't told their stories.

And so, leaving a bloody Rebecca in the bathroom, Pegasus...somewhere, and Joey, Mai, and Malik now working on the bedrooms, the gang goes back outside to finish their contest...

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^_^ And so, the end of Chapter 6! Hope you all liked that, and I hope it made up for the crappy 5th chapter that no one reviewed on. Now, I'm going to be here for another 2 days, so hopefully, I can make another chapter by then. This one took 90 minutes, my longest yet! Please R&R, C&C, etc. 'Nara!

~*~Silver~*~